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Only if you are wearing a dress.

It's the longest running man joke in the book. Telling a hot Lesbian that you're a lesbian too.
I once got laid with that line.

The good news is that you'll be getting laid.

The bad news is that it'll be in prison..

Wow, saying "I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body" used to be a joke.

They're getting laid. You're getting fucked.

HeadSet says

Wow, saying "I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body" used to be a joke.

And other words of horror for the modern weak feeble mind. You wouldn't believe the things we used to say.

You could go to jail today for saying.
"I once had a girl named Dawn, I thought the sun set and shined on the crack of dawn."

What kids thinks is funny today. Watching their friend walk into a wall, not paying attention, or even off a cliff. They will just watch it, even if the person dies. They think other people's misfortune, and physical disrespect is funny.
Tell a Mitch Hildeberg joke to a kid today, he'll yawn and think you're an out of touch boomer. Sucker punch some hapless soul not paying attention to his surroundings, they'll laugh like hell..

I would rather laugh with the Boomers, than cry with the Dinks.

Tenpoundbass says

Sucker punch some hapless soul not paying attention to his surroundings, they'll laugh like hell..

They must love the Three Stooges.

Tenpoundbass says

What kids thinks is funny today. Watching their friend walk into a wall, not paying attention, or even off a cliff. They will just watch it, even if the person dies. They think other people's misfortune, and physical disrespect is funny.

You just described 1/2 of the humor or Looney Tunes.