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When Big Joan Sets up

When Big Joan comes out
Her arms are too small
Her head like uh ball
She tied off her horse
'n galloped off into the moonbeams
She pulled up her blouse
'n compared her navel to the moon
I dig my life for uh while
When Big Joan sets up
Her hands are too small
She's too fat t' go out in the daylight
So she rolls around all night
I'm just sorta thread
With uh drooped body
I'll set up with yuh Big Joan
I'm too fat t' go out
In the daylight
I'll stay up all night
I won't droop if you
Won't talk about your
Hands bein' too small
You know something's happenin'
Or you wouldn't of come out like yuh did
She ain't built for goin' naked
So she can't wear any new clothes
Or go t' the beach
They laugh at her body
Cause her hands are too small
When Big Joan sets up her hands are too smal
l She's outta reach
Uh turquoise scarf 'n uh sleeve
Rolled up over uh Merc Montclair
I'll sit up with yuh Big Joan
I'm too fat to go out in the daytime
I'll stay up all night
If yuh promise not t' talk
About yer hands bein' too small
Hoy hoy is she uh boy'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIITwfcecoc

Until Rumble or some other video platform is allowed to post music videos, I guess I'll have to post YouRube videos.

Yeah
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
Check baby, check baby, one, two, three, four
Check baby, check baby, one, two, three
Check baby, check baby, one, two
Check baby, check baby, one
It's called the rump shaker, the beats is like sweeter than candy
I'm feelin' manly and your shaker's comin' in handy
Slide off my clothes from New York down by your Virginia
Ticklin' you around Delaware before I enter
Turn to seduction from face hips to feet
A wiggle and a jiggle can make the night complete
Now since you got the body of the year, come and get the award
Here's a hint, it's like a long sharp sword
Flip tail, so let me see you shake it up like dice
The way you shake your rump is turnin' mighty men to mice
But A Plus got a surprise that's a back breaker
Now let me see you shake your rump like a rump shaker
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
Check baby, check baby, one, two, three, four
Check baby, check baby, one, two, three
Check baby, check baby, one, two
Check baby, check baby, one
Yup, yup, it's Teddy
Ready with the one-two checker
Wreckx-N-Effect is in effects but I'm the wrecker
Of the track 'bout the honey shakin' rumps and they backs in
Booties of the cuties steady shakin' but relaxin'
The action, is packed in a jam like a closet
Beats bound to get you up, cold flowin' like a faucet
Not mean to make you sit, not mean to make you jump
But yep make the hotties in the party shake your rump
I like the way you comb your hair (uh)
I like the stylish clothes you wear (uh)
It's just the little things you do (uh)
That makes me wanna get with you (uh)
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
Shake it, shake it, shake it, now shake it
She can spend every birthday butt naked
Body is soft, makin' me wanna squish her
More just than a game, a rumper like a sub-woofer
Shake it to the left (shake it), shake it to the right
I don't mind stickin' it to her every single night
Come on, pass the poom-poom, send it to poppa
Shake it baby, shake it baby, shake it, don't stoppa
Let me see you do the booty hop (hop)
And now make the booty stop
Now drop and do the booty wop (ooh)
The way you shakin' your reals, will appeal
Is makin' brother ills (up a whole lotta bills)
But I ain't into trickin', just to treatin'
And I ain't into treatin' every trick that I'm meetin'
(Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah)
Yeah, shake it baby, shake it now, shake it like that
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
Check baby, check baby, one, two, three, four
Check baby, check baby, one, two, three
Check baby, check baby, one, two
Check baby, check baby, one, one
Check baby, check baby, one, two, three, four
Check baby, check baby, one, two, three
Check baby, check baby, one, two
Check baby, check baby, one, one
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
Check baby, check baby, one, two, three, four
Check baby, check baby, one, two, three
Check baby, check baby, one, two
Check baby, check baby, one, one
Check baby, check baby, one, two, three, four
Check baby, check baby, one, two, three
Check baby, check baby, one, two
Check baby, check baby, one, one
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
Break it down
WNE is in effect
Peace

Last generation to ride wild and free on bikes from 9AM to the streetlights turning on. No helmets or boo-boo prevention knee pads because single mom is too lazy and/or guilty. No snowflake treatment. No helicoptering from robotics club to therapist to wiffle ball league. Dodgeball taught you to suck up the skin grafting impacts and the best defense was to make the offender pay himself. Harder to find a torn off page from a Playboy and pay some kid's older brother $5 for it, than to go find an actual chick to feel up. Hangout at the convenience store and a talk an "old guy" in a denim jacket and bandana into buying a case of beer if he got to keep a few.

The memes of my generation were catch phrases.
When you drop a catch phrase on a millennial they say... "That was random!"

But we mastered catch phrases going back 50 years to the present. The youth's catch phrase today is "Oh My GWAD What in the fuck is wrong with you!? Seriously!?"

Gen-X to younger Generations

Tenpoundbass says

The memes of my generation were catch phrases.
When you drop a catch phrase on a millennial they say... "That was random!"

But we mastered catch phrases going back 50 years to the present. The youth's catch phrase today is "Oh My GWAD What in the fuck is wrong with you!? Seriously!?"

What catch phrases did we have?

We were the first generation to break out of the television / mass media matrix, and the last generation to escape all the federal mind control bullshit in primary school.

I was subjected to both, but not to the degree the current generation is so I could leave Plato's Cave.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ICmG0YqfPdg?feature=shared

There are people here who aren't Gen X???

zzyzzx says

There are people here who aren't Gen X???

ohomen

AmericanKulak says

Last generation to ride wild and free on bikes from 9AM to the streetlights turning on. No helmets or boo-boo prevention knee pads because single mom is too lazy and/or guilty. No snowflake treatment. No helicoptering from robotics club to therapist to wiffle ball league. Dodgeball taught you to suck up the skin grafting impacts and the best defense was to make the offender pay himself. Harder to find a torn off page from a Playboy and pay some kid's older brother $5 for it, than to go find an actual chick to feel up. Hangout at the convenience store and a talk an "old guy" in a denim jacket and bandana into buying a case of beer if he got to keep a few.

Also Dad would tell son once or twice firmly to behave when tantruming, or even when showing bad manners at the table. If not followed you got smacked and then behaved. The result? From 2 1/2 to 3 year old on you were perfectly able to hang with family and friends in restaurants and other events, without throwing food at the servers or screaming at the top of your lungs so nobody can enjoy their time. Nowadays 10 year olds can't behave, let alone have a one minute conversation with an adult.Gen X FTW!

I got spanked at a restaurant one time for misbehaving. My dad yanked me out of the booth by my arm, took me outside, and in front of everyone gave me about three hard cracks on my rear end.

I did what my parents said to to after that pretty much always.

richwicks says

What catch phrases did we have?

We were the first generation to break out of the television / mass media matrix, and the last generation to escape all the federal mind control bullshit in primary school.

There were many catch phrases, they weren't all from Television, but most were.

Take off you hoser
That's what she said
It's Shake and Bake and I helped
And Now you Know And Knowing Is Half The Battle
Da plane boss, da plane!
Did I do that?
D'oh!
Book Him Dano

Hey, hey, hey! (pronounced H-A-Y-!)
Dwayne on What's Happening.

Hey,Hey,Hey!
Fat Albert on Fat Albert.

There can be only one

How you doin'?
Joey on Friends.

I Get No Respect

I'll be back -Terminator,
Asta La Vista, often replaced with Asta La Pasta and everyone knew what catch phrase was infered.
I'm Gumby, DAMN IT!
Don't make me angry.You wont like me when Im angry.
Isn't that special?
I've fallen and I can't get up!
Jinkys!
lets be careful out there
Nobody puts Baby in a Corner
O-Tay!
Right Turn, Clyde
So! Do Ya Feel Lucky PUNK?
Talk amongst yourselves
Time to make the doughnuts!
What You Talkin' 'Bout Willis?
Wouldn't be prudent.
Yeah... That's the ticket
You Look Mahvelous

These weren't tossed out randomly, they were often retorts to an event or something that was said. And everyone in the social instance understood.
They worked like a response to something, the same way Memes retort news or fake news today.

We broke out of the Mass Media matrix, because the mass media complex forgot how to entertain. Our generation is probably the best generation for spotting propaganda just by the cover of the book. We know when we're being pissed on and told it's raining.

You forgot “whatever”.

And “sit and spin” (accompanied by a middle finger)

mell says

Also Dad would tell son once or twice firmly to behave when tantruming, or even when showing bad manners at the table. If not followed you got smacked and then behaved. The result? From 2 1/2 to 3 year old on you were perfectly able to hang with family and friends in restaurants and other events, without throwing food at the servers or screaming at the top of your lungs so nobody can enjoy their time. Nowadays 10 year olds can't behave, let alone have a one minute conversation with an adult.Gen X FTW!

Big League

Tenpoundbass says

These weren't tossed out randomly, they were often retorts to an event or something that was said. And everyone in the social instance understood.

Who's the Master?
Inconceivable!
Come Out to plaaaaaaayyyy
Smooth Move, Ex-Lax.
Excellent (air guitar mandatory)

and of course:

Where's the beef?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0

So popular, our grandparents started using it.

Gen-X was the first generation born after the Pill. Consequently, we are the smallest generation, sandwiched between Boomers and Gen-y (fuck the boomers' redesignation of their children as "millennials" - this is just a cop to glorify their collective crotch-fruit).

The Boomer/Gen-y generations continually fucked up menswear. In the 'naughties, shoes were too wide, and shirts were pretty large and flowing. I had to wear extra big socks to fit into these cavernously wide shoes.

Now, 20 years later, all pants are styled for skinny-fags. The seat of dress pants is a full 2 inches below what it used to be, and the "style" is floods, as opposed to a nice break at the shoe. Shirt sleeves are a full 2 inches shorter, etc.

I built a really nice wardrobe from the 90's though the 'naughties. I'm glad I did - nothing fits me anymore, and I'm not fat. I'll have to keep my current wardrobe until I retire, because by the time gen-y gets older, thicker, and fatter, I'll be out to pasture.

stereotomy says

The Boomer/Gen-y generations continually fucked up menswear. In the 'naughties, shoes were too wide, and shirts were pretty large and flowing. I had to wear extra big socks to fit into these cavernously wide shoes.

While other kids were into zipper parachute pants and members only jackets, I was wearing the painter pants, overalls, Levis(when they were cool), flannel shirts and t-shirts. Not a nary spin on my head, or a move did I bust. I wasn't into break dancing or freestyle music. I do miss the Nike and Reboks from the 80's. They were just plain white leather. A more sensible looking sneaker. Sneakers today looks like colorful boombox spaceship thingy. I don't get the attraction to modern sneakers.