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375 Hawthorne Avenue, Palo Alto CA 94301


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2006 Apr 30, 10:06am   30,349 views  272 comments

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This tiny old box is for sale to any fool willing to throw away $1,595,000. While it is close to a nice park, what you will not learn from the sales material is that there is a half-way house for alcoholic vietnam vets nearby as well, nor that the street, which is quiet on Sundays, is a major thoroughfare during rush hours. In fact, the traffic situation is so bad that there was a city attempt to block much of the traffic through strategically placed barriers recently, but the outcry was so great that the barriers were removed, leaving only a simmering acrimony between neighbors for and those against the barriers.

There is no backyard at all, only a wooden deck. The house is overshadowed by the much larger house to the right. The steps are cracked brick, and the handrails are just painted pieces of pipe. There is peeling paint and perhaps some rot around the foundations.

The house has several cramped and unusal spaces which are called bedrooms for sales purposes. What used to be called the garage is a studio unit perhaps rentable to Stanford students, though that rent will make no significant difference to a mortgage this large.

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153   astrid   2006 May 1, 8:12am  

DinOR,

I'm constantly amazed by the stupidity of 75% of any given population (not just average Joes, we can start with Big Three executives and airline executives and go from there). I'm even more amazed by their ingrained need to feel not stupid.

As to the matter of verbalizing their mental hedges. Well, if we say it a hundred times a day, that must make it true, right?

154   GallopingCheetah   2006 May 1, 8:15am  

Car talks ...

I've owned only one new car in my life. I really enjoyed it. If you want to spend up to 35K on a good car, I highly recommend BMW 325XI. Superb handling. Very safe. Very solid. Heavy. Great looking. Take the euro-delivery option. It'll save you $1500-2000 which you can use for a euro-vacation trip, driving your new BMW am der Autobahn, or even better, through the Alps. Also, get the cloth seats with leather sides. They are much more comfortable and aethestically pleasing than the (shitty and smelly) leather seats.

Cars are just cars. If you don't like driving a car that handles as well as BMW, just buy any car that runs, is reasonably comfortable and roomy, has a good reputation for safety and reliabity.

BMW feels like a horse. I'll keep mine till he dies.

155   FRIFY   2006 May 1, 8:22am  

FRIFY - Four Rentals in Five Years

Long time lurker.

Why haven't one of you smart folk remarked that the spike in 3BR rental prices might be attributed to folks who should sell because they're leaving the BA but instead are "just going to rent it out to cover the Mortgage". Correct me if I'm wrong, but Patrick's Webbots have no way of determining what rentals are actually renting at the advertised price. Sure, folks can advertise 3BR $3400 in San Bruno:

http://www.craigslist.org/pen/apa/156494230.html

...but isn't this really saying "Crap, I bought a Fog-banked San Bruno house for $750K and now I have to leave the Bay Area! I know, I'll just rent it out and have some sucker pay my mortgage!"

Sorry buddy, I can't help you. I'm in a nice 3BR SFH in Belmont for $2200 with long term lease.

156   HARM   2006 May 1, 8:30am  

but Patrick’s Webbots have no way of determining what rentals are actually renting at the advertised price. Sure, folks can advertise 3BR $3400 in San Bruno

You make an excellent point, FRIFY --AFAIK, Patrick's rental graph tracks ASKING rents listed in the classifieds, not actual rents ACCEPTED. This may be more of a symptom of that "escalation of commitment" by desperate homedebtors then any real increase in median rents. Deperate flippers wish to cover their over-leveraged a$$es when the NAAVLP resets, so they play a "shoot the moon" strategy of asking sky-high rents in hopes they'll get someone to bite.

157   HARM   2006 May 1, 8:36am  

Time will tell --if those rental graphs continue to trend upward for a long time (a lot longer than 5 weeks), then we may have to revisit the "soft landing" scenario.

One of the most frustrating aspects of trying to study the rental market is lack of reliable public data. NAR/CAR numbers may be dodgy/manipulated, but at least they exist. It's almost impossible to find equivalent non-proprietary data on the rental market.

158   astrid   2006 May 1, 8:43am  

Peter P,

I only live once, so I would like a fun ride for it. (and now, the hedging - if I get killed and comes back, I want to come back as a large country cat.

159   FRIFY   2006 May 1, 8:44am  

HARM: “escalation of commitment”

Exactly, and thus the increasing signal on Craigs list may in fact be symptomatic of pressured owners. If you bought last year and sold this year, you’ll lose your shirt on the commissions. Thus shoot for the moon to have somebody cover the mortgage. If you check inventory on www.housingmaps.com, you’ll find that the Peninsula at least still looks like it’s got plenty of inventory at all price levels in every town. When we gave notice on our last place, our landlord was worried. I think he rented it out again by keeping it pet friendly at the same price as we paid 2 years ago.

160   GallopingCheetah   2006 May 1, 8:50am  

Trucks are a different beast. They are supposed to be the workhorses. I have no experience with them. My impression is that American trucks are the most robust.

161   Peter P   2006 May 1, 8:51am  

If you check inventory on www.housingmaps.com, you’ll find that the Peninsula at least still looks like it’s got plenty of inventory at all price levels in every town.

Can you recommend something near Palo Alto (within 5 miles)?

My criteria:

* Allow cats
* At least 2 bedrooms
* At least 2 bathrooms
* Inside laundry
* Under $2500 a month

162   astrid   2006 May 1, 8:51am  

GentleCheetah,

And the 3 series BMW are Civics with RWD! :P

If I was in the market for that kind of car, I'd shop around for a mid to late 90s MB convertible. The upkeep will be expensive, but probably no worse than for new MBs, and I could get a much nicer car for the same $25-35K.

163   astrid   2006 May 1, 8:53am  

"My criteria:

* Allow cats
* At least 2 bedrooms
* At least 2 bathrooms
* Inside laundry
* Under $2500 a month "

And make them BIG bathrooms and BIG bedrooms, gosh darn it!

164   Peter P   2006 May 1, 8:53am  

If I was in the market for that kind of car, I’d shop around for a mid to late 90s MB convertible. The upkeep will be expensive, but probably no worse than for new MBs, and I could get a much nicer car for the same $25-35K.

I rather get a 2000+ LS400 for that price...

165   Peter P   2006 May 1, 8:56am  

And make them BIG bathrooms and BIG bedrooms, gosh darn it!

Yeah... nice to have these but not necessary:

* bedrooms no smaller than 13x11
* walk-in closets
* newer appliances

and of course... pergraniteels! :)

166   StuckInBA   2006 May 1, 8:56am  

It keeps getting better and better. I posted this link last month, and now they have updated the stats for week ending 4/20. This is for the Tri Valley area - which will pop before the core Bay Area.

http://tinyurl.com/m432t

The listings are dramatically up and pending sales are dramatically down YOY. It was a very similar story last month. This spring season is already dead there. I think 2007 spring is going to be far worse.

I do not see such drastic signs yet for the Cupertino - Sunnyvale area. The inventory of Cupertino has not increased as much (% wise) as these cities on Easy Bay. We will see what happens in summer.

Everything seems to be going according to the script.

167   astrid   2006 May 1, 8:56am  

Yeah, but Lexuses are too understated as a substitute.

California is pretty easy on cars. If they're well taken care of, they can last a very very long time.

168   astrid   2006 May 1, 8:58am  

Peter P,

If you're looking at anything near the street or parking lots, double paned windows will help a lot with the noise.

169   Peter P   2006 May 1, 9:00am  

If you’re looking at anything near the street or parking lots, double paned windows will help a lot with the noise.

I rather avoid street noises altogether. I need air!

170   Peter P   2006 May 1, 9:01am  

Yeah, but Lexuses are too understated as a substitute.

Turn on the xenon headlight and it will no longer be understated. ;)

171   astrid   2006 May 1, 9:06am  

I loath xenon lights...and idiots who use high lights on busy streets...

172   Peter P   2006 May 1, 9:09am  

I loath xenon lights…and idiots who use high lights on busy streets…

Actually, xenon light is a very good way to increase visibility without annoying people.

No, do not use high beam. I hate people who use high beam inappropriately.

173   astrid   2006 May 1, 9:19am  

"I believe the ZX2 was based on the Escort, not on the Taurus.
Nitpickingly,
PS"

Oops, I guess I just blew my domestic car credentials. Can you tell I really don't like that ZX2?

Thanks :P

174   FRIFY   2006 May 1, 9:19am  

>Can you recommend something near Palo Alto (within 5 miles)?

The cats are the problem of course. Our past two landlords didn't want our dog but took us anyway (a good credit score and landlord references help of course). You can always meet first then bring up the pet. It might waste both of your time, but we've squeezed the dog past with an introduction.

How about:

http://www.craigslist.org/pen/apa/154273172.html

Asking Rent is a starting point. We've paid less than asking 2/4 times. A good credit history and a polite no-hassel demeanor can save you $100/month. Project that you don't need to move and that you're fence-sitting and then make your offer.

Alright, back to work. You guys waste enough of my time as it is... ;-)

175   astrid   2006 May 1, 9:20am  

Peter P,

I don't know, I find the xenon lights way too bright, especially when they're coming at me and there are no dividers.

176   Peter P   2006 May 1, 9:26am  

The cats are the problem of course. Our past two landlords didn’t want our dog but took us anyway (a good credit score and landlord references help of course). You can always meet first then bring up the pet. It might waste both of your time, but we’ve squeezed the dog past with an introduction.

FRIFY, thanks for the recommendation.

We will try. There was one time we offered $100 more plus double deposit but the LL still did not want cats. Strange.

177   Peter P   2006 May 1, 9:27am  

I don’t know, I find the xenon lights way too bright, especially when they’re coming at me and there are no dividers.

Hmm... perhaps they had high beam on? I find them very bright but not blinding.

(My wife hated them until we got a car with them ;) )

178   Peter P   2006 May 1, 9:31am  

Hey I’m just the renter, they don’t talk to us anyway so why should I care.

Huh? Don't you have litter boxes?

179   astrid   2006 May 1, 9:34am  

Peter P,

Now you know why smart landlords hesitate on pets. I've heard several stories of people who've rented to renters with dogs, and they had to replace all the carpet and backing because the house smelt like dog piss afterwards.

180   Peter P   2006 May 1, 9:37am  

Now you know why smart landlords hesitate on pets. I’ve heard several stories of people who’ve rented to renters with dogs, and they had to replace all the carpet and backing because the house smelt like dog piss afterwards.

But cats use litter boxes. And how much is new carpeting anyway? They can just charge higher rent and/or deposit.

181   surfer-x   2006 May 1, 9:37am  

I have never had a problem with the cats. Some people want a bit more deposit, but i have never had to pay cat rent. How can cats be expected to pay rent, for jeebus sakes they don't have pockets.

182   Peter P   2006 May 1, 9:37am  

The street is quite risky for cats.

183   Peter P   2006 May 1, 9:39am  

I am most definitely a cat person. My wife is probably a 60/40 dog/cat person. One of our cats is dog-like and can fetch if she feels like.

184   astrid   2006 May 1, 9:44am  

Agreed, dogs are too much work. A good one can be very rewarding, but there are so many idiot/hyper dogs out there. Of course, this current trend of "rescued" dogs and people overindulging their dogs makes everything so much worse.

I prefer goldfish and plants though. Very soothing. Plus, nobody calls me a murderer if I inadvertantly kills something. And no vets bills.

185   astrid   2006 May 1, 10:15am  

I finally went to realtor.com and checked out the specs for this house. I thought this was an outlier, but it looks like all Palo Alto houses in this price range are similarly cramped and unpleasant.

What can possibly persuade a family to part with that much money? For something that would be lower middle class living almost anywhere else in America! For $1.5 million I could start my own business and live anywhere I want. How could anyone want to live in 1,500 sq ft, 50+ year old, street facing lower middle class housing?

186   Peter P   2006 May 1, 10:21am  

For $1.5 million I could start my own business and live anywhere I want. How could anyone want to live in 1,500 sq ft, 50+ year old, street facing lower middle class housing?

I really do not understand the appeal of Palo Alto.

187   surfer-x   2006 May 1, 10:38am  

I really do not understand the appeal of Palo Alto.

ITS PRIME!

188   Peter P   2006 May 1, 10:39am  

ITS PRIME!

I am sure Marina is more prime than Palo Alto.

189   Peter P   2006 May 1, 10:43am  

West Menlo and Sharon Height are so much nicer than PA.

190   surfer-x   2006 May 1, 10:46am  

Peter, why does it matter if the $tucco $hitbox is 1.5 mil? Hell it could be 1.9 or 3.6mil, doesn't matter, that house will be 2X from what you bought it for the following year. Sit in it sipping your courvoisier from a big snifter and laugh at all of JBR's that aren't as super saavy as you. I just put a bid in on that house, just to be safe I came in 26.5% more than asking, the realtor said (both selling/buying agent) that this is a good idea as they aren't making land any more.

191   Peter P   2006 May 1, 10:49am  

Peter, why does it matter if the $tucco $hitbox is 1.5 mil? Hell it could be 1.9 or 3.6mil, doesn’t matter, that house will be 2X from what you bought it for the following year. Sit in it sipping your courvoisier from a big snifter and laugh at all of JBR’s that aren’t as super saavy as you. I just put a bid in on that house, just to be safe I came in 26.5% more than asking, the realtor said (both selling/buying agent) that this is a good idea as they aren’t making land any more.

I am just curious why people choose Palo Alto over Los Altos and West Menlo.

192   Peter P   2006 May 1, 10:53am  

If safety was no concern, I would like to get a 1990 CR-X in good condition. Those are cheap, reliable, and fun to drive. Unfortunately, my family would kill me before I killed myself in a CR-X.

If safety was no concern, my dream car would be an old (1970) Mercedes 600:

http://www.sportscarmarket.com/profiles/2003/May/German/index.html

What a beauty!

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