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Is this worth $30?

ChapulinColorado says

Is this worth $30?

I work for the NSA. You can send me the $20,000 or $30/mo and I will make sure to shield your data from prying eyes.

Except the porn. That goes without saying.

:p

Now we need to privatize the NSA, increase the price of the program tenfold, and mandate payment by everyone on pain of penalties. Don't worry, if you can't afford the tenfold price, means-tested subsidies may reduce your cost to merely triple.

The article doesn't mention if there are any finders fees if you self-submit your data or if you spy on your neighbor and give your findings to the NSA. I have tons of data just sitting there doing nothing. Wonder how much I can get for it. Maybe I can sell it on eBay. Think google is already collecting my data. Wonder how much google is selling it for.

The Daily Current is a spoof website. The articles are all false. Don't re-post that shit.

Can I buy back nsa's personal data?

I wouldn't give these PEEPING TOMS jack sh*t!!!

You guys might want to save your outrage for something that is actually true.

Homeboy says

You guys might want to save your outrage for something that is actually true.

.....ever hear the term altruistic sarcasm?

Homeboy says

Don't re-post that shit.

And since when did you get the impression that I will do what you want? This is not "tu barrio" Homeboy... you do not own the internet nor pat.net. Stop being a bully! No one is making you read my posts, especially if you don't have a sense of humor. I think the link is so funny and I wanted to share. Made me laugh so hard. I hope someone else might have enjoyed it as well. And guess what, next time I post another link, just think of it as me defying you just because I can.

Har. Bullshit. You thought that was a real article, because you're a fucking moron.

Bubbabear says

Homeboy says

You guys might want to save your outrage for something that is actually true.

.....ever hear the term altruistic sarcasm?

Ever hear the term "gullible idiot"?

Homeboy says

Har. Bullshit. You thought that was a real article, because you're a fucking moron.

Yeah, just like ALL the other posts I've put up from the Daily Currant... obviously it is you that is the gullible moron. Hey guess what, another link on the homepage...

Homeboy says

Bubbabear says

Homeboy says

You guys might want to save your outrage for something that is actually true.

.....ever hear the term altruistic sarcasm?

Ever hear the term "gullible idiot"?

By now you have had a chance to have done your research and found all the posts I've put up from the Daily Currant and their respective dates, you will have also deduced that it is you that is the gullible one, check the previous posts' dates. Plus, I can still post... hahaha

So posting a satirical article and acting outraged, as though the article were real, is supposed to be some sort of "humor"?

Wow, dude - don't quit your day job to become a comedian, o.k.?

Homeboy says

So posting a satirical article and acting outraged, as though the article were real, is supposed to be some sort of "humor"?

Wow, dude - don't quit your day job to become a comedian, o.k.?

Yes. And it is funny.

By the way, I love my day job and I'm not a comedian. This link still makes me laugh. That is why I continue to post them in spite of you.

Who knows, in the near future the NSA might actually start doing that. Want to stop us from telling the spouse you are cheating on them-pay 200 bucks a month. That is not too far fetched-especially if the gubmnt dries up on funding. Even the KGB can't hold a candle.

You are right. And with all the stuff on the"Heartbleed" bug and Snowden's scandal, you really have to question just what the NSA is doing and if they have or are violating our rights. Ironically, our taxpayer dollars funds them to spy on us. It is a dog-eat-dog world.

Homeboy says

You guys might want to save your outrage for something that is actually true.

It's the Obama's NSA, any fucking thing is very highly plausible.

'Cept, I don't think our data is for sale, to us.

The NSA is Google's biggest competitor in America, and Google is big fucking business, and this administration, just loves Big fucking Business, and they need big fucking money to cover the ink in their printing presses, and Silicone and Copper for their Super Snooper Computers.

Think Homeboy will ever come back and say "Well I'll be damned, Captn' was right!" when it's later revealed that the NSA is has been selling our data to Marketers, Insurance companies, credit reporting agencies and other big business high dollar companies?

CaptainShuddup says

Homeboy says

You guys might want to save your outrage for something that is actually true.

It's the Obama's NSA, any fucking thing is very highly plausible.

'Cept, I don't think our data is for sale, to us.

The NSA is Google's biggest competitor in America, and Google is big fucking business, and this administration, just loves Big fucking Business, and they need big fucking money to cover the ink in their printing presses, and Silicone and Copper for their Super Snooper Computers.

You are spot on, I posted about this in an earlier thread...

http://patrick.net/?p=1229809

Regarding this article...

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/09/23/attverizonsprint-are-paid-cash-by-nsa-for-your-private-communications/?partner=yahootix

While some may not appreciate an article with satire, it is ironic that in another article our info is indeed for sale.