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Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card.
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2014 Jan 30, 3:05pm 3,110 views 14 comments
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Ceffer
2014 Jan 30, 4:03pm
Just give him a one way ticket and deport him to California, just like the other 49 states do.
lostand confused
2014 Jan 30, 9:13pm
Yeah let's lose all his taxes and bring in a bunch of illegals and welfare dependants.
Ceffer
2014 Jan 31, 11:11am
So that's the face that snarfed a thousand pre pubescent pudenda? That would explain the hair.
He needs to go back to Canada to cool off.
Rin
2014 Jan 31, 11:39am
This is wrong, we need more rich people in this country, not poor ones.
Don't you see, Bieber will buy houses, stocks, private equity, cocaine, you name it, and keep the country going.
Rin
2014 Jan 31, 12:10pm
Seriously, this makes no sense to me. At my company, we've had a well-to-do client, who was completely plastered but did he get behind a wheel, after the group dinner/booze fest?
Absolutely not!
We had a limo service, shuttle him around, wherever he wanted, with a mini-bar in the back. I think he went to a few strip places and even b@ned a few whores. I think the driver got a $1000 tip that night for being so attentive to the guy's needs.
Ceffer
2014 Jan 31, 3:02pm
He should have had the sheriff's daughter shifting the Lambo with her junk while peeling out and taken pictures on his cell phone.
The sheriff would have called in some favors and gotten him off to keep his daughter out of the news.
ChapulinColorado
2014 Apr 12, 2:07am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
That's right. He'll buy a thousand hookers and fuck them on his neighbor's lawns and leave tips for use of the grass.
This is what America is all about!
APOC you have me rolling. Thanks.
Dan8267
2014 Apr 12, 6:02am
Why do people hate Justin Beiber? I mean besides from jealousy?
There are so many more worthy people of hatred: Dick Cheney, the Koch brothers, Donald Trump, Rick Perry, Putin, Kim Jong-un, David Petraeus, Donald Rumsfeld, and Keith Alexander to name just a few.
ChapulinColorado
2014 Apr 12, 10:54am
Why do people hate Justin Beiber? I mean besides from jealousy?
I don't hate JB, I hate myself because I keep confusing him with...
they look like the same...
I know who this is...
It's Ms. Raunchy.
ChapulinColorado
2014 Apr 12, 4:29pm
Just deport him back to Juarez where the locals can feed him to the dogs, the children can use his near-dead carcus as a piñata, and the narcos can decapitate him as a message to all those who don't pay their weekly tithe to the Templar Knights of Michoacán. Throw in the Raunchy one too to avoid anymore mistaken identity.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/deport-justin-bieber-and-revoke-his-green-card/ST1yqHJL
