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LOL.
Atleast the garage isn't up there.

I would think that sweet ass b ball hoop would push this into the 7's.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Typical Concord shit hole. Too cheap to put a bathroom upstairs, they put a door in the master bedroom. Whip it open and piss out the doorway.

I think it was designed for dug dealers for a quick getaway.

There was one of those for sale in Chatsworth a few years back. Same thing, it was old, balcony fallen off, but the door was still there.

Calling it a fixer was really under estimating the problem.

Concord = the best place to buy and become a slum lord.

When you realize you overbid to pay $700k for this shit hole......

the door provides a convenient place to fall headfirst on your driveway.

Looking for a sucker for 5 years? LOL. I thought market was really hot.

Watch out for that first step!

zzyzzx says

Watch out for that first step!

Ya, could be your last.

There needs to be a chain permanently affixed across the doorway. I'm surprised their insurance hasn't mandated this yet.

My husband thinks they need to install a slide.

Invite a realtor over and show them the door.

Blurtman says

Invite a realtor over and show them the door.

Now I know why the home does not sell.

I think it is called a mother in law exit.

rufita11 says

This is a great idea. Have a realtor show off the place, preferably at night.

Slap some coats of paint on this one in San Jose and sell for $650,000. Instant $300K profit!

http://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Jose/5597-Shadowcrest-Way-95123/home/1702835

exfatguy says

Slap some coats of paint on this one in San Jose and sell for $650,000. Instant $300K profit!

http://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Jose/5597-Shadowcrest-Way-95123/home/1702835

Investor's dream come true.

Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven"?

rufita11 says

My husband thinks they need to install a slide.

Or combination fireman's/stripper pole.

Is it haunted?