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turtledove says

I don't want to have to explain this kind of thing. And it's not appropriate for my son to be introduced to this stuff by his mother.

BOOM. You walked into one, again. You're starting to walk into a lot of stuff, recently.

I know, it was a very clever setup to see if boobs make men's brains not function. Mine is still working.

turtledove says

Now this is the part where I get to see the depths of immaturity on this site... So looking forward to it.

Being serious for a moment, and (this is) not about Turtledove: I'm against the concept of "immaturity" as a designation for people that do things that one does not approve of. People who do questionable things should not be able to hide behind "immaturity". In particular, people should not be able to explain away their past sins or misdeeds as "immaturity". They knew damn well what they were doing.

Now back to the titties: I'm not all that obsessed with size. I'm more into nice nipples. Pokey ones.

turtledove says

Now this is the part where I get to see the depths of immaturity on this site... So looking forward to it.

Actually I agree with you entirely. You sound like a connoisseur, much as I always considered myself. The larger breasts are, the less likely they are to have a nice shape to them (as you say nipples possibly pointing downwards), although it is possible, and that's awesome, but as you say, in that case it can't be retained for more than a decade or two.

I agree with you, and I think a lot of men do.

Women that get their boobs enhanced might be achieving a better look for when they are dressed, but rarely for when they are naked. My opinion.

turtledove says

If the nipples are pointing downward and the breast appears almost pendulous when a woman is 20, what do you think they are going to look like when she's 40? Though some of you are inclined to trade-in when the woman reaches 40, I imagine that there are some who might feel differently.

No need to trade in. Just get some aftermarket enhancements at 40 or whenever is needed. I'm a committed kind of guy. If she looks like the babe in the plot at 20, and she is giving that to me, I'm quite ok with a few wrinkles and sags at 40. The problem only is if the wrinkled40 could not be bothered at 20, but now thinks I should be a good little provider-object. Hell no.

We need experts on the physics of sag and nipple flotation vector math.

Latex dolls can be programmed with jiggle, bounce, lift and nipple morphology to suit.

However, the OP pic is several mouthfuls larger than what I would like. A real woman like that would have a few years max before soccer balling.

Rin says

Like I'd said earlier, I don't want to contribute to PatNet, getting the adult label, which is bad for his business.

boobs are ok with me. i'm not even opposed to pornographic pictures in principle, but haven't really considered all the ramifications.

Pat, I'm known as a proper, but quietly improper, New Englander.

And thus, while I like to bang Canadian hoes and all that, I don't like to make my posts, look like the posts of a crude teenager and/or white trash adult.

My presentation style involves a mix of academia, cultural commentaries, and the occasional dabblings into T & A, without making it look like Al Bundy.

This is why TurtleDove is even responding to any of my posts. On some level, she knows that I'm some sort of *cultured* gentleman (Yankee of British descent typecast) but can't fathom why I'd fully rejected women for relationships and would rather bang hoes, for the rest of my natural life.

I think it's the romantic theory that every horny mutt falls in love eventually and falls hard. Then, the divining rod points in only one direction.

justme says

I'm against the concept of "immaturity" as a designation for people that do things that one does not approve of.

I added the word "might." Is that better?

Immaturity is a pretty nice word for grotesquely age inappropriate ASSHOLE!

I am guilty as charged!

Ceffer says

I think it's the romantic theory that every horny mutt falls in love eventually and falls hard

Yes, up to the age of 29.

If one can't snap out of it, after that, let's say circa 33-34, they're hopeless.

Ceffer says

Immaturity is a pretty nice word for grotesquely age inappropriate ASSHOLE!

I am guilty as charged!

and let's face it... when a woman posts her bra size to a group of men, she's kind of asking for it. I realize that. But I really am just trying to offer a perspective on wear and tear that only equipment owners may have. And my knowledge just doesn't come from seeing other women's naked breasts!

Rin says

This is why TurtleDove is even responding to any of my posts. On some level, she knows that I'm some sort of *cultured* gentleman (Yankee of British descent typecast) but can't fathom why I'd fully rejected women for relationships and would rather bang hoes, for the rest of my natural life.

;-)

It's the difference between pragmatism and slavering, yipping obsession. Who wants to be pragmatic about tits?

Dan8267 says

I encourage women to code.

I'll be more than happy to teach COBOL coding to young willing women. ;-)

Just to cross link the Star Wars thread with this one, here's a photoshopped jpeg of Natalie Portman with breast implants ...

We need some more t*tty f*cking (w/ a bit of c*ck sucking) in SW land, since the story itself sucks.

"I would be perfectly content with a sex robot which looks like"

They probably will have robots that look like that soon. But I doubt whether they will ever have robots that can twerk like this woman.

www.youtube.com/embed/wmSgv9A_ZqM

Not that I am all that in to twerking, but I do find that video mesmerizing. I've probably watched it 10 times.

lexy is pretty smart to put her name on that. now it's burned into my brain forever. no problem if she wants to use what she's got for her personal fame and profit.

turtledove says

Natural does look way better. I just like them a little smaller, so there is less "overhang" onto the rib cage. I think that c-cup (b-cup on a really petite woman) gives the impression of some size, yet isn't so big that the nipples are pointing downward.

bingo. there is a sweet spot for me which i can do nothing about. it just works, and it's just like you describe. eventually we will figure out the exact neural circuits involved and why they evolved that way, but that might even be disappointing.

turtledove says

That is one feature that I actually really like about myself. And no, I'm not going to put up a picture.

damn. anyway i'm impressed you're even here given the nature of the conversations here, like this original post.

Yeah, Lexy Panterra is doing okay. I just ran accross that video, posted on reddit a little while back. Didn't see anything else by her all that interesting. She sings too. But I think her biggest success is in selling "twerkout" lessons, video, youtube etc. That is for women that want to work out that way.

http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/twerkoutwithlexy

https://www.youtube.com/user/twerkoutwithlexy

Hey she's making a living doing something she likes and staying fit.

i'm impressed you're even here given the nature of the conversations here, like this original post.

I'm impressed by the intelligent conversation everyone is having. This topic did seem ripe for going in an entirely different direction. I must admit... I underestimated the boys here. I feel a little bad about that.

turtledove says

And no, I'm not going to put up a picture.

marcus says

But I think her biggest success is in selling "twerkout" lessons, video, youtube etc. That is for women that want to work out that way

Coming soon to a gym near you: Lots of overweight women shaking their booties and aggressively screaming incomprehensible phrases. Oh wait, we already have that at any gym. It's called Zumba Pump-n-Dump or something like that. But in any case, twerkout will set an all-time record in women shaking the bejesus out of their booties right in your face, all the while screaming about you objectifying them. Time to set off the lunk alarm (google it if you didn't get the joke). Also, keep in mind, they are not doing it for you (especially not for YOU), they are doing it for themselves (at your expense, but they never actually say that out loud).

By the way, if you won't allow your wife to go to twerking class, you are abusive and controlling (cf other thread, night soon go to jail for 5 years http://patrick.net/?p=1288024 ). But if YOU want to go, or want to come and watch, you are Patriarchical Pervert, also known as a PP, pronounced Pee-Pee.

Did I cover all the bases and angles, here?

But the twerkout shall also pass, but not until the patrons have outgrown the activity, and only grammas twerk anymore.

I predict the next fad will be: Bhurka Booty Bhurk-out. I'm not kidding. Full veil-dancing and everything.

Sometimes I think I should be a freaking stand-up comedian. Any decent comedian could get at least a 5 minute routine out of the above. Maybe need some props, like an android lunk-alarm app to go with it.

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justme says

Did I cover all the bases and angles, here?

Why do you think that I workout at home, with my own equipment? I don't need a bunch of garbage while I'm getting in shape.

Rin says

here's a photoshopped jpeg of Natalie Portman with breast implants ...

I'm friends with her parents, so be nice. Her dad has an infertility practice, too.

turtledove says

I'm friends with her parents, so be nice. Her dad has an infertility practice, too.

A number of Bostonians had said that she was high maintenance, while she was studying at Harvard.

I guess the combination of being an A-list Hollywood star with an Ivy label, went to her head.

Rin says

I guess the combination of being an A-list Hollywood star with an Ivy label, went to her head.

They are good peeps. She was just young, I'm sure. I've never met her, but her father, Avner, is really a cool, down-to-Earth, hard working guy.

Rin says

Just to cross link the Star Wars thread with this one, here's a photoshopped jpeg of Natalie Portman with breast implants ...

Yeah. Somehow doesn't work.

I was watching Return of the Jedi the other day and I noticed that CIC's wife was one of the dancers in Jabba's palace.

Natalie Portman's fake boobs look like a Kardashian butt.

Is this celebrity cross-pollination?