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A clam bake?

A Hillary Clinton rally?

Hot Tuna is the headliner.

Beef Curtain Flambe!

Twat Zinc Oxide with exotic flavors!

Vibrator Nation!

The Burning Phallus Celebration!

More landing strips than LA International!

Hmm, as a guy can I identify as a lesbian and be allowed to the festival. I am lesbian in a man's body??

mmmarvel says

What do you get when you have 20,000 lesbians in the desert??

You get 20,000 rejections. :(

lostand confused says

Hmm, as a guy can I identify as a lesbian and be allowed to the festival. I am lesbian in a man's body??

No, but you can operate a Nagging Booth. If they miss nagging a man, you can charge a dollar a nag.

From the article,

“Flashing is normal,” Charlotte, 24, told me. “I get flashed at a lot.” Random girls pulling you into their hotel rooms are also pretty standard. One year, there was a minor earthquake in Palm Springs. Debbie, a Dinah veteran who has attended every event since 1991, recalls that half the water splashed out of the pool. Most of the girls were too drunk to realize or care.

Yet our society continues to demonize men who have a sex drive. I wonder how many of these women are "raping other women with their eyes"? I bet there are zero such reported instances. If a man were to flash a woman, it would be called sexual assault. If random guys pulled women into their hotel room, it would be called sexual assault, not "pretty standard". And how many of the "girls too drunk" are counted as rape victims? I thought drunk women were incapable of consent. I guess that only applies when their sexual decisions involve men and not other women. How many of the women follow yes means yes? Obviously, zero. It would "ruin the moment". No lesbian at this event is going to ask, "can we have sex?". Hell no, they just "pull you into their hotel rooms" and if you don't resist, it's on.

I'm not saying that anything going on at this event is bad, but it does clearly demonstrate the ridiculous legal requirements men have to prove that they are not rapists when they do the exact same thing that these women are doing. Equality under law means that you are treated the same in prosecution and in courts whether you own a penis or a cliterous. Clearly, we are nowhere near equality.

Ceffer says

No, but you can operate a Nagging Booth. If they miss nagging a man, you can charge a dollar a nag.

I think I just found a possible new retirement plan.

Women nagging women just isn't the same. Women just toss their heads and become bitchy, snitty and arrogant.

Men look wounded, unappreciated, pathetic and downcast. The sadistic pleasure is so much greater with men.

It's a tuna affair
It's a tuna affair
It's a tuna affair
It's a tuna affair

One girl grows up to be
Somebody that just loves pussy
And another girl grows up to be
Somebody you'd just love fisting

Set up a kiosk selling vibrators and strap ons.

Ceffer says

A clam bake?

Wasn't that an Elvis movie?? And later a lesbian porn film (if it wasn't, it should have been).

lostand confused says

Hmm, as a guy can I identify as a lesbian and be allowed to the festival. I am lesbian in a man's body??

These are NOT the drones you are looking for!

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

You mean they exclude guys from the ORGY!

This ORGY! needs affirmative action volunteers!

For the same of diversity, I will allow the HOTT!est lesbians to kidnap me and integrate their orgies in the name of DIVERSITY!

Such a sacrifice all for diversity. We should name a condom after you.

After you leave the first swath sobbing and fainting in orgasmic ecstasy, the rest will flee in fear of becoming schlong worshippers.