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Thunderlips Russian Agent 0069 says

The NYT still hasn't called Florida. Has any network called FL for Trump with 99% of the vote in and a clear lead?

Would be fun to track this and show just how duplicitous the press has been.

Tenpoundbass says

There's a room in Broward somewhere, where the election officals are working frantically validating every provisional vote made. Plus counting all of the absentee ballots they created.

Yeah, I may have spoken too soon.

Looks like there is no chance of retaken house and senate looks less likely.

just_passing_irredeemable says

Tenpoundbass says

There's a room in Broward somewhere, where the election officals are working frantically validating every provisional vote made. Plus counting all of the absentee ballots they created.

Yeah, I may have spoken too soon.

Broward is fucking dirty. I tell you I spoke to them 3 times and they never sent me a ballot. I had to FVAP one.

WI, MI, and FL are the three key states. If either candidate gets all three of these now, he/she wins.

Via la slimes

Thunderlips Russian Agent 0069 says

Broward is fucking dirty. I tell you I spoke to them 3 times and they never sent me a ballot. I had to FVAP one.

You live in Broward? I'm in Palm Beach. Let's fuck up this election.

That is amazing

rando says

Thunderlips Russian Agent 0069 says

The NYT still hasn't called Florida. Has any network called FL for Trump with 99% of the vote in and a clear lead?

Would be fun to track this and show just how duplicitous the press has been.

Start with the primary. They posted the Superdelegates had already nominated Hillary six months before they even voted. They always had to include the superdelegates in hillarys totals

Dan8267 says

You live in Broward? I'm in Palm Beach. Let's fuck up this election.

I'm in Paraguay, Dan... I'm just registered in Broward as my last US address. Parents live there. Grab a beer with me next summer when I go back to the States for work.

NBC News projects Donald Trump the winner in Ohio

CO went Hillary. They say it's a critical swing state. I had no idea. OH for Trump.

Sorry, indigenous... Didn't see your post.

Milwaukee is 3/4 in. Looks like Trump has a good shot in WI.

And there's plenty of room in rural WI which is pro-Trump.

It's Trump. Stupid Democratic super delegates and party insiders should have gone with Bernie. Their arrogance cost them the election.

Dan8267 says

It's Trump. Stupid Democratic super delegates and party insiders should have gone with Bernie. Their arrogance cost them the election.

Yep. It was the fault of the insiders. Ironically the people there to make sure the electorate doesn't choose badly. Why? DC insiders don't have a good pulse on America.

Breaking News: Don Lemon & William Kristol just committed suicide, as did the entire Bush & Romney families.

Dan8267 says

Stupid Democratic super delegates and party insiders should have gone with Bernie. Their arrogance cost them the election.

Yes, I would have voted for Bernie.

Sorry, meant Michigan.
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I didn't think MI was that much of a long shot for Trump. WI and MN would be the bigger surprise for me. Jobs - MI... Seems like a reasonable fit.

Ohio has selected the last 13 presidents in a row. Just went Trump.

Take ANY bets
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After the last bet, I'm going to sit this one out.

It's over. It's Trump. Even the betting sites have decided. Trump's odds are going through the roof.

ACY munis will be selling like hotcakes...

turtledove says

Take ANY bets

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After the last bet, I'm going to sit this one out.

What kind of pic do you have for me and President Trump?

I think it was an ass shot

Rump for Trump!

Trump is now flipping major counties in Michigan & Wisconsin that Obama won in 2012.

Slimes update.

freespeechforever says

Trump is now flipping major counties in Michigan & Wisconsin that Obama won in 2012.

Fuck that asshole. Either outcome I'll be glad he's gone. Can't see Hellery lasting more than 4 years.

Hillary isn't going to last 4 years because she's going to lose tonight.

Can't wait for the Hitlary concession speech.

You (errc) wasted your vote (tears). For you, my dear... Granny panties worn in very unflattering lighting.

when is it appropriate to start reposting "archived for posterity" posts?

Can't believe I'm watching US election night watching a livestream from an Occult Sci Fi Writer from Vermont while sitting at a desk in South America drinking Scotch Whiskey and eating Ice Cream made in Philadelphia, which is an Amish Town in the middle of the Chaco, not the other Philly.

Wild world we live in.

Turkey hill ftw

Florida: Check

North Carolina: Check

Ohio: Check

If Michigan* OR Wisconsin* go for Trump, it's all over but the Democrat crying, bitches.

*He may not need either one, but is going to snag one of them, probably.

Ice Cream and Scotch? Fig Newtons I can understand

You got the shit end of the globalization stick, comrade

Wow, he might win the presidency and have a GOP House and Senate.

Holy smokes batman!

NYT predicts Trump win at 91% Holy shit!

That's when the second battle begins: The great Purge, or the Decuckization, of the Republican Party.

Would love to see Ryan dethroned.

Thunderlips Russian Agent 0069 says

Philadelphia, which is an Amish Town in the middle of the Chaco

Wow, had no idea there were Amish in Paraguay, but there are:
http://trekity.com/mennonite-colonies-gran-chaco-paraguay/

From the TV news:
Undecided voters going to Trump my huge margins.
People who hate both candidates equally end up voting for Trump by a 2-1 margin.