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Bill Clinton not biting his lip, yet. He looks dejected. I feel his pain! Huma Abdedin on split screen with Hillary for a long time! Obama is getting a standing applause, Hillary pandering to little girls everywhere, Hillary quoting the bible, The End.

Global Warming, Kiss My Ass!

Science is flawed. Bring back carbonated beverages!!!

Ceffer says

Global Warming, Kiss My Ass!

Hey, he's going to build a wall, so that'll offer some shade.

First special prosecutor tasked to look into chelsea's wedding expenses..

Her right eye went to the left again!

"The US is more divided than I thought" = "Fucking nasty white heterosexual working class apes, FUCK YOU!"

Disney is going to have to lay off their H1-B's and hire Americans.

Sean Hannity press secretary? Newt Sec state? Rince chief of staff?

Obama care gone, for sure, but does the Iran deal go too?

Good luck Republicans.

Iran deal probably will be sabotaged with ultra scrutiny which will result in US declaring breach of contract.
It's a new world now...

Rew says

Obama care gone, for sure, but does the Iran deal go too?

Supposedly PA was won in and around the Lancaster area, meaning Trumps margin was roughly equivalent to the number of Amish votes.
www.youtube.com/embed/lOfZLb33uCg

The Iran meme is fallacious and created by the neocons.

I don't think Trump is a neocon but Pence is.

The Iran deal should stay.

Obama care should go.

If they want to do something, get the fuck out of the middle east and go after Saudi Arabia.

Thunderlips Russian Agent 0069 says

The US is more divided than I thought

I didn't hear that

All of our checks to China will bounce now.

Gropey McGroperson says

ALL CELEBRITIES THAT VOWED TO LEAVE THE U.S.A. IF TRUMP WINS, WE NOW DEMAND YOU TO FOLLOW THROUGH!!!! OUT! OUT! OUT!

Lena Dunham, Barbara Streisand, Rosie O’Donnell, Cher, Eddie Griffin, Samuel L. Jackson, John Stewart, Omari Hardwick, Whoopie Goldburg, Al Sharpton, Raven-Symone, Jennifer Lawrence, Barry, Diller, Miley Cyrus, George Lopez, Chelsea Handler, Jenny Slate, Neve Campbell, Zosia Mamet, Chloe Sevigny, Natasha Lyonne, Elisabeth Moss, Spike Lee, Kathryn Hahn, Lily Depp, Gabrielle Union, Matt Damon, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Amy Schumer, Will.I.Am, Bryan Cranston, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, Keegan Michael-Key, Ne-Yo

This is what you would call a good start, but where are the KardashiFucks.

Oabama post-election speech: He makes it sound like that it is only the process of Democracy (if you can call it that) that is important, and not the outcome. "And that's OK".

Very conciliatory. Very philosophical. Very Obama.

Yeah, Obama. How about adding some more process and prosecute the top 100 bankster criminals before you're out?

zzyzzx is deplorable says

ALL CELEBRITIES THAT VOWED TO LEAVE THE U.S.A. IF TRUMP WINS, WE NOW DEMAND YOU TO FOLLOW THROUGH!!!! OUT! OUT! OUT!

Lena Dunham, ........., Lena Dunham.

Lena Dunham is going to self-deport. Twice.

turtledove says

Maybe the delete button is why it seemed like some members were missing in action from this conversation. Could there have been poster fraud?

Some weird shit happened on the site yesterday:

* ssl cert was marked as expired on firefox only
* delete link appeared by all comments until i refreshed the code on the site
* automatic comments stopped for some people, and some comment submissions resulted in errors

Not sure any of it was hacking, but it was odd.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Supposedly PA was won in and around the Lancaster area, meaning Trumps margin was roughly equivalent to the number of Amish votes.

They sure came here often enough. I have a property adjacent the Lancaster airport, and about shit myself one day when I went out front and saw dozens of state police and black tahoes out front. Then the MAGA bus pulled up and i could breath a sigh of relief

rando says

and some comment submissions resulted in errors

I saw weired stuff too. I also got errors when clicking on the live Polling thread. Saying a totally different thread name didn't exist. I think it's because the name of the thread changed.
Because the thread title it said it couldn't find seemed like the previous title name. Also people on ignore were showing up. not only during live updates but when I would go to the page.
That lasted for a while then went away.
@patrick

justme says

Lena Dunham is going to self-deport. Twice.

So... if she is deported and then deported again from deportation does it mean she is back?

I have to figure some of the bad things happening were due to overloaded internet, since everyone was constantly refreshing election results (not just Patnet related, I mean the whole rest of the internet being overloaded).

errc says

They sure came here often enough. I have a property adjacent the Lancaster airport, and about shit myself one day when I went out front and saw dozens of state police and black tahoes out front. Then the MAGA bus pulled up and i could breath a sigh of relief

errc says

I have a property adjacent the Lancaster airport,

Think I can get the Strasburg Rail Road to dress up their train into an actual Trump train? I mean, it probably wouldn't hurt to ask, and they do dress up the train occasionally for special events.

Hopefully we'll at least get a Taylor Swift breakup song from this election. Maybe something like "We are never, ever getting back together" for Hillary Clinton, or "You should have said no" about Donald Trump, or "Bad Blood" for the rift between the DNC and BernieOrBust.

Hell yea! Thomas is old hat anyway

It would be a big draw, that's for sure

zzyzzx is deplorable says

In their defense there are already too many horses' asses in this election.

Dan8267 says

Hopefully we'll at least get a Taylor Swift breakup song from this election.

Dan, I would have gone with this one:
www.youtube.com/embed/vNoKguSdy4Y

rando says

Some weird shit happened on the site yesterday:

Maybe the demonic forces that allowed Trump to win the election affected the PatNet servers. Demonic forces can have an effect on electronic equipment. That's just science. The ectoplasm generates EM fields.

Rew says

Dan, I would have gone with this one

She has so many good songs, you can't go wrong.

#Swifty2020

zzyzzx is deplorable says

ALL CELEBRITIES THAT VOWED TO LEAVE THE U.S.A. IF TRUMP WINS, WE NOW DEMAND YOU TO FOLLOW THROUGH!!!! OUT! OUT! OUT!

Lena Dunham, Barbara Streisand, Rosie O’Donnell, Cher, Eddie Griffin, Samuel L. Jackson, John Stewart, Omari Hardwick, Whoopie Goldburg, Al Sharpton, Raven-Symone, Jennifer Lawrence, Barry, Diller, Miley Cyrus, George Lopez, Chelsea Handler, Jenny Slate, Neve Campbell, Zosia Mamet, Chloe Sevigny, Natasha Lyonne, Elisabeth Moss, Spike Lee, Kathryn Hahn, Lily Depp, Gabrielle Union, Matt Damon, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Amy Schumer, Will.I.Am, Bryan Cranston, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, Keegan Michael-Key, Ne-Yo

Dan8267 offers amnesty to some of these celebrities if they confirm their loyalty to the U.S. by sleeping with him. Offer void for Lena Dunham, Barbara Streisand, Rosie O’Donnell, and celebrities with dicks, except Matt Damon because, hey, he's Matt Damon.

Rew says

#Swifty2020

Taylor Swift would win in a landslide in 2020, especially because her fans will finally be able to vote.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Supposedly PA was won in and around the Lancaster area, meaning Trumps margin was roughly equivalent to the number of Amish votes.

And how many of those Amish had voter IDs? Aren't we afraid of in person voter fraud?

A real voter ID would have to use electronics and RSA encryption, so the Amish couldn't use it.

www.youtube.com/embed/O1ElL3BdwBw

www.youtube.com/embed/KU_Jdts5rL0

Hillary Supporters, Pre- November 8th

"Superdelegates are a fine and good institution that makes sure the most electable candidate wins."

Hillary Supporters, Post- November 8th

"Waah, Electoral College, Waaaah!!!"