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Has Hell finally frozen over?


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2006 Oct 13, 4:33am   10,841 views  99 comments

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you really need a caption for this?

I believe we've just experienced a major tectonic event and no one noticed. DataQuick (which, for newbies, is an SCAL-based RE market research firm) has just release a sales & price report that omitted their obligatory "Indicators of market distress are still largely absent". In its place, they have substituted the following:

"Indicators of market distress are still at a moderate level. "

For DQ to replace their beloved motto with the above, things must be looking REALLY ugly from the trenches. After all this is DQ we're talking about. If a massive asteroid were about to strike the earth and DQNews was covering it, they would probably issue a press release that said, "Interesting celestial phenomenon to appear in the sky today. Indicators of public panic still at a moderate level." This statement is basically the DQ equivalent of screaming "FIRE! Run for your lives!!".

Add to this recent admissions by David Lereah that prices might actually fall in some regions, and you have all the ingredients for a true Apocalypse. This, coming from the Permabull Pollyanna himself. Cats living with dogs kind of stuff. What is this world coming to?

Discuss, enjoy...
HARM

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24   Peter P   2006 Oct 13, 5:54am  

On the other hand, one’s soul’s eternal welfare could potentially depend on religion!

Yeah but those who do not believe in religion do not believe in such "eternal welfare" anyway. ;)

25   skibum   2006 Oct 13, 5:54am  

SeattleStooge Says:

thanks skibum, I’ll check it out. btw are you in seattle?

Nah, but it IS a beautiful place. I've stayed up there a bunch with friends, usually on the way up to Whistler for some skiing.

26   skibum   2006 Oct 13, 5:55am  

Peter P Says:

Yeah but those who do not believe in religion do not believe in such “eternal welfare” anyway.

But maybe it's a good idea to hedge your bets and join a religion or two, just in case you're wrong.

27   Peter P   2006 Oct 13, 5:56am  

But maybe it’s a good idea to hedge your bets and join a religion or two, just in case you’re wrong.

With religions, two is not necessarily better than one. :)

28   houselessinseattle   2006 Oct 13, 6:01am  

TheFinalExam.wmv (1720.3 KB)
Sorry if the link doesn't work but if you haven't seen this is great. Picking a religion is easynow.

29   houselessinseattle   2006 Oct 13, 6:02am  

damn it didn't work, help

30   Peter P   2006 Oct 13, 6:03am  

BTW, doesn't hedging implies a lack of faith?

31   Peter P   2006 Oct 13, 6:10am  

Will the Hell still be a horrible place if it freezes over?

32   surfer-x   2006 Oct 13, 6:55am  

So I am at the local Yamaha dealer attempting to buy tires for Mrs-X's motorcycle. I over hear one of the salespeople talking to Tom McShyster, realtwhore. McShyster said "yeah nothings moving, us experienced agents are still making money but there are too many agents, all the new agents aren't making any money".

Interesting, very interesting. When you over hear a local realtwhore saying that the "new" agents will be purged it is truly over.

33   surfer-x   2006 Oct 13, 6:56am  

@HARM, cat and dogs are currently living together at my pathetic rental.

34   DinOR   2006 Oct 13, 7:19am  

SeattleStooge,

I hope you'll understand if many of the posters here do not fall all over themselves when you mention "not making the same mistakes twice". As an equity market crash survivor my damn self I think I've milked what little empathy this blog has long ago. (Your observations do not fall on deaf ears).

*astrid did an entire dissertation on why Seattle will fare better than most markets and surprisingly NONE of it for the typical realt-whore BS we are usually spoon fed. None of the "mild winter, openess to innovation, SBUX, MSFT and BA (although no longer) headquartered here" type stuff. More to do w/access to deep water ports and rec. the brunt of the trade growth w/China being the life raft rather than the "Microsoft millionaire receptionist" theory. She can tell it better than I and it actually made sense.

Don't get me wrong, they're still gonna get a spankin' but from a practical standpoint may have a better claim to recovery.

35   FormerAptBroker   2006 Oct 13, 7:25am  

SeattleStooge Says:

> I have been reading this blog for a little over a
> year now and have decided I can’t take it
> anymore, I need some help.

We are always happy to help…

> I’ve been renting for about 1.5 years now.

I’ve been renting for twice as long as you, and probably sold a little early since I waited too long in the early 90’s and lost everything (and I still have a hard time believing that my little Peninsula home sold for over a million) …

> I couldn’t be happier, I live on a beautiful lake in a
> $1.5 million dollar house and I pay $2850/month.

I’m up the hill from a beautiful bay and paying just a little more than you in a flat that would sell for about the same to some TIC idiot.

> How’s that for return on investment for the owner?

Your owner is doing better than the guy that owns my sister’s $1.5mm rental in San Mateo that rents for just over $2K a month…

> I’ve been preaching the housing bubble since
> March of last year when I sold my triplex. I try
> to explain the basics…..housing cost/income
> ratio, rental cost/mortgage cost ratio, etc.etc…

Here is where we can help, you do not want to do this… You will have better luck trying to convince a bunch of Southern Baptists that the Bible is wrong and the world is not 2,500 years old (or was created in 7 days) than you will having trying to convince a typical homedebtor that homes have any chance of dropping in value…

> Even my most educated and intelligent friends think
> I’m an idiot for renting and that you can’t lose $
> in real estate.

All “educated” people are not “intelligent”… There are a lot of super smart guys with PhDs in astrophysics who are part of “creation science” groups who still believe that the earth was created in 7 days…

> Lately I’ve been pointing out what’s happening in
> Fla, Ca, L.V., etc. Seattle is rarely mentioned
> on this blog nor in articles around the country.

Don’t do this socially, people will hate you and not invite you to parties. The only thing worse than a guy talking about the housing bubble at a party is someone talking about how bad things are in Africa (who also hits you up for money)…

> Even though people are seeing the problems in
> other areas I am astounded that the new
> catch phrase in Seattle is that “Seattle is
> different”.

Seattle is different than the Bay Area in that the housing is about half as expensive on average and homes have “lake” and “sound” views rather than “bay” and “ocean” views. The good news is that people in Seattle make more than half as much as Bay Area people on average so you guys are only “way way” out of line with historical valuation multiples and not “way way the f*uck” out if line with historical valuation multiples like we are in the Bay Area…

> A week after a friend said that another close
> friend said “Seattle is Unique”.

Seattle may be unique, since unlike most other cities in the Pacific Northwest it actually has some good looking women, but “unique” will not help the huge number of Seattle people who bought old fixer uppers in places like Ballard with neg am IO loans that will soon reset to above their total take home pay…

36   DinOR   2006 Oct 13, 7:26am  

Ahem,

On "distress".

How is it that one can have a "moderate level" of distress?

"Captain, the ship is taking on water and the aft generator is out of commission".

But, we still have our forward generator functioning?

Send up our "moderate distress" flair!

People c'mom! Distress is distress. When the bow is about ready to be lost beneath the waves do we have a "I'm totally freaking out" distress flair?

37   HARM   2006 Oct 13, 7:39am  

I intend to create a new super pet by genetically splicing a cat and dog. Think of it! An animal with the loyalty of a cat, and the cleanliness of a dog! Who wouldn’t want one?

:lol:

38   Peter P   2006 Oct 13, 7:41am  

Think of it! An animal with the loyalty of a cat, and the cleanliness of a dog! Who wouldn’t want one?

We do have a dog-like cat. She can fetch small objects like hair ties. She is loyal and is always around us. She is very clean and she smells nice all the time. She is independent and she is a cat.

Her patterns are not symmetrical though. Otherwise she would be a show cat.

39   Peter P   2006 Oct 13, 7:42am  

Send up our “moderate distress” flair!

LOL

40   lunarpark   2006 Oct 13, 8:12am  

It seems a young medical doctor I used to know has now become a realtor - I just saw his picture and name in the latest edition of the MV Voice. How odd.

41   lunarpark   2006 Oct 13, 8:21am  

I think his wife operated on his wallet when they got divorced. But he's only in his 30's. I wonder if this is a part time gig or if he has left medicine for the cult of RE.

42   Peter P   2006 Oct 13, 8:22am  

The ship will sink, but we have “some” lifeboats.

LOL :lol:

Ensign: we have received a moderate distress signal from within the delta quadrant.

Starfleet capitain: set a course, minimum warp

43   Paul189   2006 Oct 13, 8:24am  

I was driving to work this morning going by oh so many for sale signs and the thought came to me "you know, they just are not making any more Baby Boomers, so whose going to buy all these places?"

44   HARM   2006 Oct 13, 8:35am  

fyi: There's some asshat going around making spurious posts as "Surfer-X" at Housing Panic, Ben's blog, Calculated Risk. This is NOT our beloved VP of sin and Scourge of Boomerdom, though.

45   requiem   2006 Oct 13, 8:36am  

Moderate: Your mast is down, the engine is out, and you've lost your rudder.

Distress: There's also a hole in the boat.

46   Peter P   2006 Oct 13, 8:49am  

Personally, I think if the labor market stays strong, there is a good chance for a soft landing in most places. Agree or disagree?

I am not an econ person. But if the labor market stays strong, there should be soft landing in the most desirable places.

47   Peter P   2006 Oct 13, 8:53am  

What is a soft landing anyway?

I soft landing is a landing that is soft.

48   Peter P   2006 Oct 13, 9:02am  

Soft landing is a marketing term with sufficient feel-good factor.

49   e   2006 Oct 13, 9:26am  

Don’t do this socially, people will hate you and not invite you to parties. The only thing worse than a guy talking about the housing bubble at a party is someone talking about how bad things are in Africa (who also hits you up for money)…

Seriously. That's why I had to stop inviting Bono over. Man, what a drag.

50   anonymous   2006 Oct 13, 9:30am  

*unlurks*
@Robert Cote

ROTF

@Peter
I want your cat, allergies not withstanding. If you can't keep her anymore, ship 'er over here!
*relurks*

51   e   2006 Oct 13, 9:30am  

The good news is that people in Seattle make more than half as much as Bay Area people on average so you guys are only “way way” out of line with historical valuation multiples and not “way way the f*uck” out if line with historical valuation multiples like we are in the Bay Area…

Incomes:
SEATTLE-TACOMA-BELLEVUE, WA: $70800
SAN JOSE-SUNNYVALE-SANTA CLARA, CA: $97100

Home Prices:
Seattle: $394,950
San Jose: $705,000

Ratio:
Seattle: 5.58x
San Jose: 7.26x

But remember, San Jose is much more special...

52   Peter P   2006 Oct 13, 9:40am  

I want your cat, allergies not withstanding. If you can’t keep her anymore, ship ‘er over here!

Both of my cats have Canadian ancestry. One was born in Calgary.

I am sure you can find dog-like cats there. Just look for Ragdolls or Siberians.

BTW, Siberians are hypoallergenic.

53   Paul189   2006 Oct 13, 9:50am  

Soft landing = crash

George Carlin had a skit called "Euphemisms" that pointed out as you describe something with more symbols it softens it. Heck, why not even use the word soft! One example was with war veterans. He started with WWI and described "shell shock" then in WWII that condition was called "Battle Fatigue" with Korea it was "Operational Exhaustion" and Vietnam was "Post Traumatic Stress-Disorder"

54   Paul189   2006 Oct 13, 9:52am  

symbols = syllables

55   skibum   2006 Oct 13, 10:00am  

Peter P Says:

Both of my cats have Canadian ancestry.

So, your cats like hockey and curling, eh? How aboot a trip to Tim Hortons?

56   HARM   2006 Oct 13, 10:11am  

@Allah, thanks for the foreclosure links.

This Ventura Star article excerpt was already posted over at Ben's, but is worth repeating"

“Mortgage broker Tino Montelongo said ..there are many people who got used to tapping equity in their homes to get cash, but they cannot refinance because their property isn’t worth more today than when it was purchased six months or a year ago.”

“Others, Montelongo said, might have owned for a long time, refinanced several times and cashed out all their equity. ‘They overextended themselves,’ he said.”

So much for the "all those equity-rich homeowners with paid-off homes will prevent a hard-landing" theory.

57   surfer-x   2006 Oct 13, 10:13am  

@HARM fyi: There’s some asshat going around making spurious posts as “Surfer-X” at Housing Panic, Ben’s blog, Calculated Risk. This is NOT our beloved VP of sin and Scourge of Boomerdom, though.

You are correct, not me. I only post here.

58   HARM   2006 Oct 13, 10:24am  

@Surfer-X,

Unfortunately, screen name hijacking is pretty much impossible to defeat at sites that don't require registration. The bulls/trolls are obviously quite nervous and have lots of free time these days, or they wouldn't bother.

59   Paul189   2006 Oct 13, 10:33am  

I watched Foul Play last night and I'm wondering what the Chevy Chase house boat cost in 1978 and what the bubble pricing is today. Any help is appreciated.

60   Peter P   2006 Oct 13, 10:34am  

Unfortunately, screen name hijacking is pretty much impossible to defeat at sites that don’t require registration.

Not without digital signatures.

61   Different Sean   2006 Oct 13, 10:55am  

surfer-x Says:
@HARM, cat and dogs are currently living together at my pathetic rental.

it's starting already... maybe if everyone gets a dog and a cat, it will bring the crash forward! let's try it. (i understand they get on better if they're introduced while quite young...)

try to convince a bunch of Southern Baptists that the Bible is wrong and the world is not 2,500 years old (or was created in 7 days)

i think it's more like 6,000 years, including adding up the reigns of the judges... let's not forget methuselah et al in our calculations...

it's interesting how archaic middle eastern folk stories can easily substitute for science textbooks and enquiry...

62   Different Sean   2006 Oct 13, 11:10am  

That was an foreclosure rates about foreclosure rates up 319% this year...

San Diego County had 4,069 properties in some stage of foreclosure for the quarter that ended in September, compared with 970 properties for the same quarter in 2005, an increase of 319 percent. Riverside had 4,403 such properties for the most recent quarter, versus 1,297 for the same quarter in 2005, an increase of 239 percent.

Both San Diego and Riverside counties showed much higher rates of increase of properties in a stage of foreclosure than both the state and the nation. From the third quarter of 2005 to the third quarter of 2006, the rate of increase was 104 percent in California and 25 percent for the entire country.

Alan Gin, professor of economics at the University of San Diego, said Thursday he was not surprised by the sharp increase in foreclosure activity in the county. He blamed the trend on the region's high cost of housing.

While regional home prices are among the country's highest, wages have not kept pace, Gin said.

"People here had to devote a larger percentage of income to housing payments," he said. "Therefore, they are more stressed and more likely to default."

gosh, it takes a uni professor to learn you that. wait a minute, wasn't david lereah some sort of eminent academic in a former life?

63   Different Sean   2006 Oct 13, 11:12am  

woops, screwed it...
+ 'interesting article about foreclosure rates'
- whatever garbage went in

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