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This thread is also for Rin.

Realize, when sex robots go mainstream, I'll be the among the early adopters, since I'd stopped dating, nearly 6 years ago, to only poke hoes.

Also, the female 'Mark' is Marcie. So Dan, you introduce her as Marcie.

It's like Samuel vs Samantha, James vs Jane, Michael vs Michelle, Jesse vs Jessica, Steven vs Stephanie, and so on.

WARNING!!!!!

Watch out for those teeth.

Rin says

This thread is also for Rin.

Realize, when sex robots go mainstream, I'll be the among the early adopters, since I'd stopped dating, nearly 6 years ago, to only poke hoes.

Having sex with a robot would be the same as masturbating. How about a sexually aroused female, with a wet pussy that won't let go.

Strategist says

How about a sexually aroused female, with a wet pussy that won't let go.

Do you remember Kobe Bryant, a dozen years ago, when that Colorado "wet pussy" turned into a faux rape charge, followed by a $2M+ settlement plus the loss of circa $20M+ in endorsements?

Sorry, but I have better ways of spending my retirement money than that!

Rashomon says

I'd hazard a guess and say no chance.

Factor in VR.

Heraclitusstudent says

Factor in VR.

VR is one thing, but life-like Ex Machina type robots are a long way off.

Strategist says

Might cut down the rate of rapes, as desperate men will have an alternative.

Imagine Syrian refugees plugged in 10 hours a day - and hating us for it...

Heraclitusstudent says

Rashomon says

I'd hazard a guess and say no chance.

Factor in VR.

Ha ha. Imagine a dozen hot female celebrities, all begging to get fucked, and you are the only male in the room.

Why not? They haven't minded up to now.
Dan8267 says

Can't they rename her to Markie 1? I don't want to tell my parents I'm dating someone named Mark.

You should be an early adopter or even a prototype testor. This will save you decades of suffering aids ridden oozing pus sores.
Rin says

Realize, when sex robots go mainstream, I'll be the among the early adopters, since I'd stopped dating, nearly 6 years ago, to only poke hoes.

is that a human mouth or a fish mouth? made in China?

Well, he did become President by trolling the country. I want one.

http://mashable.com/2017/02/22/trump-troll-doll-nsfw-kickstarter/#tYXvydI23kqk

joeyjojojunior says

it

There's the hacking done by multiple hackers... then there's the leaks. The "IT" that they AGREE on is that 1 of the many hacks came from a russian source.

No one AGREES that the leaks came from russia. Wikileaks has never lied and says it was not russia.

joeyjojojunior says

You win.

I'm glad you are starting to think logically.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

Iran has banned 18-year-old chess grandmaster Dorsa Derakhshani from competing for the national chess team for not wearing a hijab obligatory dress for women under Iranian law

Thank You, Dorsa. The Islamic world needs people like you, and not the fanatical Mullahs.
Next time wear a bikini.

Smart, hot, and willing to defy Islamic fanatics?

Bring her to America!

If Trump deported all the Mullahs, and replaced them with people like Dorsa, he would not get accused of being a racist.

Does this hottie look familiar?

Sarah Shahi

to the lester holt and his famely another cbs anchor otis livingston was looking for the serios problems against lester holts life callin him ugly man, black jew, unprofesional and weak in business. otis livingston is crime.

What if you are female and not a Muslim? Do you still need to wear that crap?

I was on campus (UTSA) earlier today. As I was working on some homework, a female walked past me in a full burka. A few minutes later a young co-ed passed by me wearing her Daisy Dukes. Nice.........

jvolstad says

What if you are female and not a Muslim? Do you still need to wear that crap?

In Iran and Saudi Arabia, yes.

A hot female chess player???? I thought all chess players looked like this

jvolstad says

a female walked past me in a full burka.

Are you sure the burka contained a female, rather than an Al Qaeda leader?

What if all iranian girls look like dorsal and the hijab is intended to bogart that monopoly for the mullahs?

Seattle is trying to do the same thing, ostensibly to help students of color. Why not students of science and engineering?

http://mynorthwest.com/551852/soda-tax-proposed-for-city-of-seattle/

That's why primarily I drink water, and unsweetened coffee or tea.
I drink maybe one soda a year, and I feel like crap everytime. Excep for those throwbacks with real cane sugar.

I bet the sales of soda at grocery stores just outside the city has skyrocketed

If she really wanted to make a statement, she would have gone naked.

Booger says

If she really wanted to make a statement, she would have gone naked.

All you had to do was ask.

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lostand confused says

I thought all chess players looked like this

I like nerd girls.

Thank you for using the Thunderdome Service, sir!

rando says

Thank you for using the Thunderdome Service, sir!

I've thought about starting all my threads with Thunderdome.

When he starts waving his micro penis around instead of his tiny girly man hands, you will know the breaking point is nigh!

Trump is allowed to wear his wedding dress around Putin, but no underwear.

Putin likes the odor of crinoline while humping.

zzyzzx says

I've thought about starting all my threads with Thunderdome.

You can if you want.

You would suck Keynes' dick.

You are a blithering idiot, if you were not a landlord you wold be living on the streets.

I explained all of this to you over and over and over and over again and you still do not get it, you are a fucking moron.

Good Night Barney Fife.

Yeah, but BAD girls can be so doggone GOOD!

Notice how Trump's head is placed directly under the M on TIME, symbolizing the devil. Time often does this to anyone they hate.

Employees had done cocaine in the bathrooms during company retreats.