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Men aren't anything like this. They are much worse.

Menopause is unique to humans, not apes, and may have evolved because grandmothers have more reproductive value in taking care of their grandchildren than in reproducing again.

Menopause exists to punish men even more for their sex urges.

Maybe it should be re-named "Men-o-Straightarm".

It's pretty common for men to press the eject button on the old bag and look for a greedy, concupiscent, juicy young thing. They think that starting a new fertility cycle will rejuvenate them and make them live forever. Good luck with that, they usually just wind up with two crossfiring at them instead of one.

Ceffer says

It's pretty common for men to press the eject button on the old bag and look for a greedy, concupiscent, juicy young thing. They think that starting a new fertility cycle will rejuvenate them and make them live forever. Good luck with that, they usually just wind up with two crossfiring at them instead of one.

Men only want to do one thing. Fertilize as many women as possible so that their genes may spread far and wide.

Men are pigs.

KILL THE MEN! KILL THEM ALL!

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

When they're not fucking, they're killing.

When they're not killing, they're eating.

When they're not eating, their shitting.

When they're not shitting, they're planning to fuck.

Real men can fuck, shit, and eat at the same time, preferably all to Trump's face.

Not since georgies shuttered up.

Dan8267 says

Real men can fuck, shit, and eat at the same time,

Patrick says

Menopause is unique to humans, not apes, and may have evolved because grandmothers have more reproductive value in taking care of their grandchildren than in reproducing again.

Very important point.

I will also say this: After being married and having kids (and I will lightheartedly point out being beat down by all that comes with that), I actually sort of enjoy the fact that my motivation to chase young beautiful women is gone. And since they bring no value to me at this stage of my life (given that I put more value in my family, stability, etc), I show them absolutely zero preferential treatment which always seems to be a big surprise to them, especially with professional interaction.

hello

BayArea says

I show them absolutely zero preferential treatment which always seems to be a big surprise to them, especially with professional interaction.

They'll get revenge on you some how. They hate it when they can't apply the shit test and the pussy whammy.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

When they're not fucking, they're killing.

When they're not killing, they're eating.

When they're not eating, their shitting.

When they're not shitting, they're planning to fuck.

fuck yourself

BlueSardine says

Not since georgies shuttered up.

Aw, you just called me a fag. How 20th century of you. Of course, this says far more about your character than it does of mine.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

Then again, who knows if he was eating a sandwich at the same time.

He was snacking on Ronnie's jelly beans.

jazz_music says

That they don't believe in trickle down either?

Trump disproved that theory in a Russian hotel room.