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Ceffer
2017 Dec 9, 12:50pm
Ceffer
2017 Dec 9, 12:50pm
The really fat women have sperm magnets in their cooties. Any sperm within 50 yards doesn't stand a chance. If you see a really fat woman inhaling a roast turkey, she just caught another one.
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missing
2017 Dec 9, 1:20pm
Yeah, see how he has to lift his belly, then stick his dick blindly into the fat folds, hoping its tip can reach some hole.
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anonymous
2017 Dec 9, 3:12pm
Booger says
I'm searching all porn sites to make sure there is a consensus.
I'm guessing that if you search PornHub,
I'm searching all porn sites to make sure there is a consensus.
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missing
2017 Dec 9, 3:52pm
Booger says
That would be too traumatizing.
I'm guessing that if you search PornHub, you will find your answer.
That would be too traumatizing.
What poses are possible, assuming average size dick, when both have huge bellies and the woman a huge butt? My wife thinks doggy style may work, but I think the large butt creates a few inches buffer zone for approaching from behind. At best - if the man manages to lift his belly above the ass and out of the way, he is operating with a half dick. Even if this works, the boink is limited to a single configuration and the guy has zero visibility of the action.
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