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There were so many bush shleppers on this march, they stripped all the foliage along the route.

http://babylonbee.com/news/woman-shelve-belief-gender-social-construct-minutes-boyfriend-changes-flat-tire-side-road/

Woman To Shelve Belief That Gender Is Social Construct For Few Minutes While Boyfriend Changes Flat Tire On Side Of Road

The only reason those women got the fridge to the 3d floor is because it is full of chocolate ice cream.

My gym has actually changed the bathrooms to universal, without men's or women's any more. I am waiting for them to do the same with the lockers and showers.

"Do you need some free protein balm on your leg, madam?"
"Whoever stole the underwear, will you please return them ASAP?"
"Who are the bastards who are using all the tampons in the dispenser for squeegees?"
"The toilet lids are up again. Who do you think did that?"
"No, the potpourri are not beer nut snacks!"

This remote is bogus. The "Forgive" and "Forget" buttons are IMPOSSIBLE. The male offenses just stack up, then it is their DUTY to punish them for the rest of their lives. It's their mission statement.

"How much CRAZY can this guy take and STILL want sex?"

It has been demonstrated that women with knobby strap ons have better depth perception than women without, in order to negotiate the intended holes. Some can even parallel park.

https://www.thelocal.at/20180320/austrian-who-sued-over-anti-male-discrimination-to-get-300000-payout

An Austrian official is to receive more than €300,000 ($370,000) for being unfairly passed over for promotion because of his gender, Austrian media reported on Tuesday.

Peter Franzmayr sued for discrimination after failing to get an internal promotion in the transport ministry in 2011, with the job going instead to the then-head of the rail regulator, Ursula Zechner.

The Federal Administrative Court agreed with him, ruling in February that there was a "discernible pattern, according to which [Zechner] was treated more favourably than the other candidates from the beginning".

Franzmayr will receive €317,368 in compensation, reflecting the extra money he would have earned in the post as well as damages, the Die Presse newspaper reported.

The transport minister at the time of the appointment, Doris Bures of the Social Democrats (SPÖ), defended the way it was handled and said all the relevant legal procedures had been followed.

The shortlisted candidates were all judged highly qualified, she added, saying that the eventual decision had been taken because of the "massive under-representation of women".

"I hope the current decision doesn't call into the question the principle of encouraging the promotion of women," she said in a statement.

Franzmayr went on to work as a lawyer and the head of the town authorities in the town of Wels.

Earlier this month he was appointed by the current Transport Minister, Norbert Hofer of the far-right Freedom Party (FPÖ), as head of the board of supervisors at the state motorway operator Asfinag

https://www.thelocal.at/20151204/man-excluded-from-lingerie-show-claims-discrimination

Man 'unfairly' barred from lingerie show

An Austrian man who was turned away from a lingerie show in a Vienna department store believes he was discriminated against and is taking his case to the Ombud for Equal Treatment.
Günter S., who says he enjoys buying lingerie for his girlfriend, was turned away from the lingerie show in November by an employee of the department store who told him that men who were not accompanied by a woman could not be admitted.

He said that he and his girlfriend had received the invitation by email but that it had not mentioned that single men were barred from attending. His girlfriend had registered them both for the event but had to cancel at short notice.

“The lady at the entrance looked me up and done as if I was up to something. When the security guard turned up, I decided to leave,” he told the Kurier newspaper.

He later posted a complaint on the store’s Facebook page and received an apology; "Dear Mr. S., we’re very sorry but the event was a Ladies Night. We look forward to welcoming you in the future to an event in our men’s department!”

Austria’s Ombud for Equal Treatment recently ruled that Ladies’ Nights - where nightclubs and bars offer women free admission and cheap drinks on certain evenings - discriminate against men. Equality Prosecutor Monika Groser told the Kurier that there would be exceptions to the ruling where it was appropriate to only invite women to an event, but that this case did not seem like an exception.

“Such an event is not only aimed at women, as we all know that men also buy underwear,” she said. She said that lingerie models didn’t need “protecting” from men’s eyes and that it was likely that Günter S. had been discriminated against.

There is coherent Red Pill explanation for this: women want men who will not put up with their bullshit.

1. Western men always run in fear from the misrepresentation and shaming tactics used by feminists. So it's really western men that should be forced to wear the pussy hats.
2. These squishy Western manlets who will do as feminists tell them are extremely repulsive to all women sexually.
3. Desperate women looking for "real men" are very turned on by Muslims who will beat and perhaps kill them. The important thing is that Muslim men absolutely will not obey feminists or any other woman, ever.
4. Feminists lobby for the mass importation of Muslim men in the hopes that Muslim men will either kill and replace their own men, or cause their own men to finally stop being obedient lapdogs.

zzyzzx says

Pussy Hat: so big, loose and sloppy, you can wear it on your head.

The Best Way to Confront a Rapist: Jump in front of him, Nude

TwoScoopsPlissken says

The Best Way to Confront a Rapist: Jump in front of him, Nude

Just like a woman. He wants pussy, and she gives him spray painted tits.