Looks like Rin's Strap-On Hilly fantasy will happen

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Looks like Rin's Strap-On Hilly fantasy will happen

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2017 Nov 7, 9:46am 9,684 views 27 comments

#RinWahLaw

In reference to my Hillary Clinton thread ...

http://patrick.net/post/1309907/2017-09-13-look-i-believe-that-the-young-hillary-clinton-was-a-pretty-woman

I've decided to take action on my fantasy of a parallel timeline. I contacted a number of escort agencies in Australia, giving 'em a layout of how the Hillary Clinton fantasy would take place.

As a result, I've been skyping with one escort and it looks like we'll be meeting up Down Under during my annual vacation. Obviously, she's prettier, younger, in-shape, and has bigger knockers than Hillary but what I really liked was that she digs the whole role playing game of pretending to be a snarky Ambulance chaser by day, while being a ravenous Strap-On lesbian by night.

So her and I will have this fake relationship, as we patrol Australia for hotties to bang together. She's gotten a hot Maori involved, who'll pretend to be a beautiful version of Michelle Obama, and we're still searching for a Sarah Palin likeness.

All and all, Rin-Wah Law is back!

Back in the Saddle!

www.youtube.com/embed/lX8GG3dnsp8

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Strategist 2017 Nov 7, 3:12pm

Rin says

Ohh yesss baby.

Rin says

Don't get ahead of yourself, one sexual fantasy at a time.

Hey....I needed 5 more minutes.

Rin 2017 Nov 7, 4:07pm

What's awesome that she's already working on her American accent using political slogans ...

"We need health insurance, for all working Americans!"

"Education is important, for everyone out there!"

"I will fight for you ... for all of your needs!"

Seriously, she's gotten everything right for a sleazy political climber.

Rin 2017 Nov 7, 4:24pm

And don't forget about the Sarah Palin look-a-like ...

Rin 2017 Nov 10, 8:41am

"I like to play with tits and then ... some ass" - excerpt of RinWah Law verses

Ceffer 2017 Nov 10, 10:22am

The ersatz Michelle needs to shout at 120 db: "I am going to plant my boot up your ass and break it off!"

"You aren't a black MAN, you are a black BITCH, you yellow freak!"

Ceffer 2017 Nov 10, 11:27am

Some mood music for the session:

13 anonymous 2017 Nov 11, 10:52am

Rin says

And don't forget about the Sarah Palin look-a-like ...

Gentle Reader,

Is that a Sarah look-a-like, or is it just a normal day for APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE?

I'm confused.

Regards,
Roidy

14 anonymous 2017 Nov 11, 5:17pm

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

Palin has thumb tits.

Gentle Reader,

Thumb tits? Please explain.

Regards,
Roidy

Ceffer 2017 Nov 11, 5:19pm

"Nipples hard as thumbs."

Palin used to hitchhike with them when she was a lass in the frozen northern wastes.

Patrick 2017 Nov 11, 5:28pm

FP says

What's an ambulance chaser?

@FP an "ambulance chaser" is an unethical lawyer, one so desperate for work that he will chase ambulances to try to get the patient as a client, in order to sue whoever injured the patient.

It is rumored that some of them have magnetic business cards which they can fling at a passing ambulance.

Rin 2017 Nov 14, 4:00pm

I just want to make sure that no one has an issue with a juicy ass!

18 missing 2017 Nov 15, 4:26pm

Rin says

I just want to make sure that no one has an issue with a juicy ass!

I do! The view behind a bent small ass is much better.

Rin 2017 Nov 15, 6:17pm

FP says

Rin says
I just want to make sure that no one has an issue with a juicy ass!

I do! The view behind a bent small ass is much better.

I don't know about you, but I ain't complaining about Beyonce's rear end.
www.youtube.com/embed/4VUkfwkX4Kk

Rin 2017 Nov 21, 3:00pm

Rin says

Except in this case, Michelle Obama is portrayed by a Maori Beyonce doppelganger ...

Ppl, I've got great news!

The Maori gal is not able to mimic Michele Obama but she does know a bit about Beyonce so what she'll do is play Beyonce Knowles, a performing pop diva, with aspirations for winning the Democratic nomination.

This political initiative is what triggers Strap-On Hilly, to launch a full dildo sexual invasion on her backstage, in the changing room during a concert.

I can't wait!!!!!!!

This is going to be the greatest vacation of all time!!!!!!!

georgeliberte 2017 Nov 21, 4:08pm

Rin 2017 Nov 21, 7:36pm

In celebration, I'm going to enjoy a cannoli ...

23 KgK one 2018 Oct 11, 2:56pm

What stops one of those hoes from claiming u raped her? Should u go mgtow or real dolls.

Rin 2018 Oct 14, 10:23pm

KgK one says

What stops one of those hoes from claiming u raped her?

In the United States of America, seeing a hoe is illegal. In other words, an escort agency is only about paying for companionship and thus, anyone here can file false rape charges.

In Australia, an agency or brothel will ask if you want full service, which means blow job & straight sex. And thus, it's already agreed, ahead of time, that that the sex was consensual and paid for.

KgK one says