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Patrick
2020 Sep 20, 12:45pm
Patrick
2020 Sep 20, 12:45pm
The girl I had a crush on in high school bloated up beyond belief. I looked her up on Facebook (back when I used Facebook) and was instantly cured of that crush.
On the other hand, when I first met my wife's mother, I thought "hey, if my wife turns out like her mother, I win." And that worked out for me.
Women do tend to look like their mothers eventually.
On the other hand, when I first met my wife's mother, I thought "hey, if my wife turns out like her mother, I win." And that worked out for me.
Women do tend to look like their mothers eventually.
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Ceffer
2020 Sep 20, 3:05pm
Ceffer
2020 Sep 20, 3:05pm
I know a guy who said he came home one night in his first marriage and it was literally the scene where the house was empty of all furnishings and she was gone with another man. He said he was incredibly torn up about it at the time. However, several years later, he saw her at their child's wedding, and he said she was a huge, sweaty nugget in a mu mu who was so fat she could barely waddle. He realized her leaving him was a blessing, not a curse. So, you just never know.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Sep 20, 5:51pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Sep 20, 5:51pm
Patrick says
Oh I had a crush on Regina, in High school. She was a Red head with an Apple Ass that would just make any guy melt, and a fine chiseled square face.
I'm not on Facebook but my brother told me he saw her on Facebook. And he did a head shudder after he told me. Pasty white with freckles, and fat with more Chins than a Chinese Phonebook.
The girl I had a crush on in high school bloated up beyond belief.
Oh I had a crush on Regina, in High school. She was a Red head with an Apple Ass that would just make any guy melt, and a fine chiseled square face.
I'm not on Facebook but my brother told me he saw her on Facebook. And he did a head shudder after he told me. Pasty white with freckles, and fat with more Chins than a Chinese Phonebook.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Sep 22, 6:22am
Tenpoundbass
2020 Sep 22, 6:22am
Don't you just hate spaming low life's that don't get that it's not bad that they posted content, but it's bad that they posted a bunch of pure grade crap, that nobody even wants to see.
Hey moron, it's sexy thread, not your fat ass wife, thread. is that your fat ass wife, only a looser cuck would post so much rubbish. Keep your wife pictures to yourself, Borat!
Hey moron, it's sexy thread, not your fat ass wife, thread. is that your fat ass wife, only a looser cuck would post so much rubbish. Keep your wife pictures to yourself, Borat!
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rocketjoe79
2020 Sep 22, 10:45am
rocketjoe79
2020 Sep 22, 10:45am
Number 1513: ABORT LANDING! NO LANDING STRIP DETECTED! ABORT!!
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Ceffer
2020 Sep 22, 11:08am
Ceffer
2020 Sep 22, 11:08am
rocketjoe79 says
What kind of sadist air brushes out the curtains?
Number 1513: ABORT LANDING! NO LANDING STRIP DETECTED! ABORT!!
What kind of sadist air brushes out the curtains?
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WookieMan
2020 Oct 5, 3:10pm
WookieMan
2020 Oct 5, 3:10pm
Rin says
Fly. I get the border is closed for non-essential travel on the ground, but I can't imagine a flight it much more than $100-200rt from where you're at compare to Montreal. You're already paying for the pussy anyway. A little more to get there isn't that big a deal. You'll get a whole row to yourself on the plane too. Better than riding in a car.
Ohh ... how I miss Montreal!
Fly. I get the border is closed for non-essential travel on the ground, but I can't imagine a flight it much more than $100-200rt from where you're at compare to Montreal. You're already paying for the pussy anyway. A little more to get there isn't that big a deal. You'll get a whole row to yourself on the plane too. Better than riding in a car.
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Rin
2020 Oct 7, 8:04pm
Rin
2020 Oct 7, 8:04pm
WookieMan says
They also have a checkpoint at the airport.
WookieMan says
The drive from Boston to Montreal is actually shorter than the ride from Boston to Philly. For the most part, it's like another state but French speaking.
Fly.
They also have a checkpoint at the airport.
WookieMan says
Better than riding in a car.
The drive from Boston to Montreal is actually shorter than the ride from Boston to Philly. For the most part, it's like another state but French speaking.
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Rin
2020 Oct 8, 8:30pm
Rin
2020 Oct 8, 8:30pm
Here's Rin's idea of a romantic movie ...
where a woman loves a man sliding his pole between her knockers!
where a woman loves a man sliding his pole between her knockers!
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Onvacation
2020 Oct 15, 3:58pm
Onvacation
2020 Oct 15, 3:58pm
porkchopexpress says
Soccer. Didn't notice the first time through.
GOAL!!!
WTF is he watching in the background
Soccer. Didn't notice the first time through.
GOAL!!!
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Oct 16, 1:10pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Oct 16, 1:10pm
Rin says
Dolly was all Natural. I remember in the late 70's a big deal was made because she had a breast reduction surgery. And she was still huge.
I bet her age now, they sag to her waist.
From other thread, I just wanted to mention Dolly Parton's boobs ...
Dolly was all Natural. I remember in the late 70's a big deal was made because she had a breast reduction surgery. And she was still huge.
I bet her age now, they sag to her waist.
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SoTex
2020 Oct 16, 9:15pm
SoTex
2020 Oct 16, 9:15pm
I waited a day to say this.
The guy posted a goddamn collection. A fucking collection! Only 2 likes? WTF!?
Then he follows up with what at first I thought must be a freaking real doll. But apparently she's REAL.
I suspect bass's post about a doll(y) came subconsciously despite the focus on Parton.
C'mon peepo! Repent!!
The guy posted a goddamn collection. A fucking collection! Only 2 likes? WTF!?
Then he follows up with what at first I thought must be a freaking real doll. But apparently she's REAL.
I suspect bass's post about a doll(y) came subconsciously despite the focus on Parton.
C'mon peepo! Repent!!
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