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I waited a day to say this.

The guy posted a goddamn collection. A fucking collection! Only 2 likes? WTF!?

Then he follows up with what at first I thought must be a freaking real doll. But apparently she's REAL.

I suspect bass's post about a doll(y) came subconsciously despite the focus on Parton.

C'mon peepo! Repent!!

I like action poses ...

Rin says

I like action poses ...

Do boob bounce shots that make it over the net count?

TrumpingTits says

This gal has meat on her bones to pull of big boobs.

TrumpingTits says

This Gal is about as big I like them on a skinny gal.

That girl above(
Katee Owen(s), Cam Girl) is too big in the wrong places. Big tits without a big ass, doesn't do it for me.

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

Enthusiasm is very sexy.

You could hang a key ring on those toggle switches....

I biked by the Gold Club in SF a week ago and asked how they managed to be open. Just out of curiosity of course.

The bouncer said that they were just doing "private dinners" now. I guess you buy dinner and some scantily clad working woman watches you eat. Not that interesting.

TrumpingTits says

Patrick says

I biked by the Gold Club in SF a week ago and asked how they managed to be open. Just out of curiosity of course.

I used to go there a lot. Worked a few blocks over, that's why. Hey! The chicken lunches were good and you only had to pay a $5 entrance fee to get it.

I used to talk a lot with the girls. Got to see them as people, made some friends. And frankly, they were tired of usual males so I stood out. Some had air in their heads but others could be Nobel laureates, I swear. Learned a lot from them, especially the strip club business.

A LOT of single moms worked there. Total MILFs. Making mooola to keep their kids in Challenger schools, etc. They could easily make more in three months than I made in a year.

Then I went to the Crazy Horse and liked that a whole lot better. :)

@TrumpingTits Lol, I used to eat the $5 lunch at Gold Club when I worked a few blocks away as well.

Patrick says

@TrumpingTits Lol, I used to eat the $5 lunch at Gold Club when I worked a few blocks away as well.

Daytime is usually meh though eh? We had a meeting at one for a biotech I worked at in San Antonio mid-90s. I still can't get the memory of a fat ass with a monster puss filled zit bending over near me while I ate my buffet food out of my head. SA (TX in general) has (had?) some great clubs too! Manager of the club was a kid next door I used to run around in the woods with and shoot shit.

My two best guy friends from High School became strippers and did make a shit ton of money. While I was studying in college broke. They took lots of steroids too. They aged out early 30s but had figured out other lucrative careers by then and are doing well.

I dated a few chicks that became strippers later. Screwed around with some others at parties I used to get invited to knowing those guys.

Oh, ha, valedictorian of my high school dropped out of med school and became a stripper. She was knocked up by our high school English teacher and apparently didn't have a steady enough hand to become a surgeon.

Never really thought much of the strip clubs in CA. Went to two and there was some lame ass plexiglass barrier.

Tit's is right, there are some uber smooth super smart women who are strippers. I knew some from my pre-med classes and that's how they were paying their way.

And 1586, those tits! I think I know (not personally) who she is....

TrumpingTits says

I have heard, dimples in back means girl is horney.

Those aren't dimples, they're Thumb Holders.

rocketjoe79 says

Those aren't dimples, they're Thumb Holders.

I thought it meant she was on empty and needed a fill up.

TrumpingTits says

Might be Karlee Grey?

Nah... Close though!

just_adhom_preaching says

I wonder how many eyes have been nipple lacerated by this woman. I don't want to stand in line to find out.

I'm not going to quote and mess this up. However as Trump says through AF: MOMEEE!

Great pick. Needs more bounce though!

There ya go!

TrumpingTits says

Essssshh. I like most your stuff and your username/avatar is obvious, but you're clearly not concerned about the face. I don't know what this thing is.

Besides the tats 1628 is solid. I don't want to put a bag over the head of something I'm about to fuck regardless of the body though in 1625. That's a decision you regret later.

TrumpingTits says

That's about as perfect a body as I can imagine.

OK, it's a pretty tame image, but I would probably give her anything she asked for.

Patrick says

OK, it's a pretty tame image, but I would probably give her anything she asked for.

If you like that look in women, take a trip to northern England, between Manchester and York. Lots of them even have a slightly less red auburn look, which I have not seen elsewhere. Very attractive.

TrumpingTits says

To each his own, I guess. I like her face. But 1628 is better..esp in the face, I admit.

Not knocking ya. Obviously everyone has different tastes/wants, so ride the pony of your choice. Her lips and teeth look fucked up though I guess if I was to get specific. Looks like a cruise ship cabin cleaner or buffet cook on a Carnival Cruise. Too petite for my taste being a taller guy. She looks like she's 4'10" in heels. I'd feel like Shaq O'neil fucking her, like I'd puncture her lung or something. Too much liability. lol.

That's how I like tits to lie.

Nice boobage dump, the top and the bottom two are exquisite.

The bottom gal is a prime example of why I like em like that. Have those puppies dangling over your face while She rides you, is a bigger turn on, than reaching up and grabbing hold of two hard grapefruits.