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Tenpoundbass says

The new sex position is called Brexit:

It's when you promise to pulll out but you don't

Or if you do pull out, you then jam it up the ass.

I feel like posting a picture of Amanda LePore as a joke but I'm too merciful to do it.

Above painting reminds me of the Russian belly dancers in Turkey.

Gorgeous babe in above photo, but smooth as a Barbie Doll down below. Almost as if her gash healed shut.

I prefer a bit of fluff below, as in 1740.

Patrick says

HeadSet says

Above painting reminds me of the Russian belly dancers in Turkey.

I was thinking Shakira

Seagulls or Paw Prints on the sides of abs = born 1990-1995.

I should write a trail guide to millennial's tattoos.

NoCoupForYou says

Seagulls or Paw Prints on the sides of abs = born 1990-1995.

I should write a trail guide to millennial's tattoos.

Please do!

Dayum!

I think that picture was taken in space / zero-g.

I have to admit she is pretty damn perfect.

Yeah, this one might be a tie vs. anchor neckless lass. Your avatar and that pic are synchronized.

For those who don't know, I like TITS!

Oh come on. Even if that's real it's just not attractive.

Selma Hayek 'From Dusk Til Dawn', the Rin version ...

Damn bro , selma never needs to swim with those floaters.

What app u use to enhance titulages?

KgK one says

Damn bro , selma never needs to swim with those floaters.

What app u use to enhance titulages?

It's not my pic but if you want a free alternative to Photoshop, look up GIMP.

www.gimp.org

HunterTits says

@Rin were you a formula fed baby?

Can't recall but I do love Cheesesteaks, esp the ones on the MA north shore, since Philly is overrated.

Rin says

Philly is overrated.

WAY overrated.

She looks very sweet, like actually marriageable.

I like to look at slutty women too, but would never consider them for any kind of commitment.

I like any woman who will have sex with me.

porkchopexpress says

I like any woman who will have sex with me.

Here's on for you.

That is ILLEGAL! in this thread!

just_passing_through says

That is ILLEGAL! in this thread!

Yes - thread corruption must be CANCELLED!

It's a slippery slope. Next it'll be hairy gay guy dick pics.

Kim Kardashian, with her butt and boobs changing places ...

GlocknLoad says

porkchopexpress says

I like any woman who will have sex with me.

Here's on for you.

I bet she gives phenomenal fellatio.

/rant on
Ok, Patnet Team, I demand Thread purity! Please let us return to the charter for this thread:

"Post whatever image you want - just make it hot."

Let's get back to basics, please post the vomit-inducing stuff on the Funny Pics or whatever thread.

/rant off

HunterTits says

Yup, I was about to set @richwicks and @GlocknLoad on ignore.

Sheesh! I was just making a joke. For that you'd block everything I'd say?

HunterTits says

richwicks says

Sheesh! I was just making a joke. For that you'd block everything I'd say?

You bet. This isn't the first time you've posted out-of-context crap on this thread.

I, on the other hand, have put a lot of work into maintaining this thread and so have every right to ignore those who pollute it as such.

L-O-G-I-C, is all my position is based on.

Although it would be nice if @Patrick added a feature where one can ignore someone only in the context of a post's thread. But I am not sure what a pain in the ass that would be for him to implement.

I'll tell you what I'll do. I'm going to go through this thread, and delete every post I've made, JUST to make you happy, because - WTF not?

Oh wait, I know WTF not - if the post is too old, I can neither edit nor delete it.

I tend to approach everything with humor, because it's my only thread to my sanity living in this fucked up world.

HunterTits says

I, on the other hand, have put a lot of work into maintaining this thread and so have every right to ignore those who pollute it as such.

lol

And many of us appreciate your service. ESPECIALLY when you post some eye candy to make all the words and ugly people scroll up off the top of the page.

All in favor of keeping this thread text free say....

Oh never mind.

You guys have displayed a vile degree of toxic male chauvinism and objectification.

Keep up the good work.

HunterTits says

richwicks says

I tend to approach everything with humor, because it's my only thread to my sanity living in this fucked up world.

Well NOW you are starting to post shit that makes some actual damn sense. :)

If I couldn't view clownworld with a sense of humor, I would have blown my head off 20 years ago. Many people are just starting to realize just how fucking bullshit this government and system is, I've been in it for TWENTY YEARS.

HunterTits says

Ooooohhh...DO NOT get richwicks started on this. Trust me.

Oh, I don't mind chauvinism and objectification!

What you DON'T want to get me started on is clown world. I can write 10 pages of ranting about how goddamned frustrated I am with clown world over 30 years of it.

Women showing off their bodies, are, justifiably, proud of their bodies. Why would I complain about that? I am annoyed by a fat pig though thinking everybody should accept her "inner beauty". These women work to look like this, they don't just sit on a couch and eat a gallon of ice cream every night.

richwicks says

These women work to look like this, they don't just sit on a couch and eat a gallon of ice cream every night.

Remember my Hillary Clinton thread ...

https://patrick.net/post/1309907?0#comment-1440642

If Hillary worked out like the following woman ...



She'd still look like her younger self than some old hag.

And FYI, Natalie Portman with breast implants ...

HunterTits says

What an incredibly beautiful woman. White women are the hottest.

HunterTits says

Although it would be nice if @Patrick added a feature where one can ignore someone only in the context of a post's thread. But I am not sure what a pain in the ass that would be for him to implement.

@HunterTits I'm taking next week off so I should have some time to try to do that.