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I wonder what the 'Black Box' will tell? I was just kidding him...guess he took it serious. I never even got my Harley started. I don't have a black box in my bike...don't trust black boxes.

If it's truly a black box, he will be completely exonerated. It will say: "Tiger dindo nuffin'"

Golf is so stupid. Should be outlawed. Stupider than the word.

Hey Honey.....watch me....bet u can't do this. Don't worry...the pain killers and the Ambien will fix it. I'll be good as new. Plus it's bad for the environment...all those noisy polluting lawn mowers and chemicals...WTF? Why do we keep beating a dead horse? (the race tracks are doing it for us). We need more housing, so just fill that wasted space with new homes. A 'fore' gone conclusion. And yes.... you can submit my name to replace Gov Nuisance. Now lets go after that wasted land at the race tracks. No... I'm not a racist.

NoYes says

Golf is so stupid. Should be outlawed. Stupider than the word.

"A golf course is the willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range."

Golf course is a phase of land development between land-fill and sub-division.

I wouldn't put myself or my family in a Hyundai GV80: too much power and too little dynamic stability assistance such as torque-vectoring. In the absence of sub-systems like torque-vectoring providing turning force / centripetal force, a big heavy tall vehicle relying entirely on body lean to generate the centripetal force is asking for trouble when going around corners at decently high speed. Woods may have thought he was driving a BMW X5M/X6M or an Acura MDX, which all have active torque-vectoring AWD system apportioning additional force to the outside rear wheel to handle those situations. GV80 doesn't.

He crashed in a grocery getter?

just_passing_through says

He crashed in a grocery getter?

That and why the fuck is he even driving a vehicle at all. Supposedly worth $800M and you're driving a car at all? A used 737 modified to carry an armored SUV would probably only be $3-4M a year. Basically what would be the annual interest on his wealth. Yet he's out driving himself around. There's fucking people for that, especially after we all know he's doped up. He's lucky he didn't kill someone.

Reality says

I wouldn't put myself or my family in a Hyundai GV80: too much power and too little dynamic stability assistance such as torque-vectoring.

All this stuff is completely unnecessary in warm dry weather on an uncomplicated divided road in Southern California. He simply fell asleep or passed out. A person of his means could simply hire somebody to chauffer him around after a night of partying.

WookieMan says

That and why the fuck is he even driving a vehicle at all. Supposedly worth $800M and you're driving a car at all? A used 737 modified to carry an armored SUV would probably only be $3-4M a year.

He's sponsored by Hyuindai so he must be seen in their vehicles.

FuckCCP89 says

He's sponsored by Hyuindai so he must be seen in their vehicles.

What the fuck... Thought he had won some tournaments lately. I know everyone falls on hard times, but Hyundai? At least Tiger proof it with reinforced everything and maybe some lane assist or self driving. He's either a shit driver, doped up, or partying till 6am. As you said, just get a damn driver and reinforce the car. Too many incidences with this guy and this one likely ended his career. He's 45. Back issues and now likely leg issues. He's fucked even if he did just doze off.

WookieMan says

I know everyone falls on hard times, but Hyundai?

Money is money. If offered enough dough he would drive a Yugo, methinks.

FuckCCP89 says

WookieMan says

I know everyone falls on hard times, but Hyundai?

Money is money. If offered enough dough he would drive a Yugo, methinks.

I'm personally not a car snob, so being a bit of a smart ass. I'd take the money to just have to drive a car (for free) and maybe do some commercials. I only would be a car snob if I had $5-10M in the bank, which make the Hyundai a weird choice of sponsorship for an almost billionaire.

It's one of the dumbest expenses. I honestly don't know what a dream car would be for me.

Anyone remember this ancient National Lampoon back cover?



Fast forward to Today:

"If Tiger Woods had driven a Tesla, he'd be winning the Master's this year!"

rocketjoe79 says

Fast forward to Today:

"If Tiger Woods had driven a Tesla, he'd be winning the Master's this year!"

Funny for sure. Ted at least went on and fleeced tax payers. Tiger is likely done and hopped up on opioids for the rest of his life. Which likely will kill him early. I don't hope for it, but it's the path he's on.

Tiger's defense will be that he is a test pilot for soccer mom vehicles.