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Patrick says

I don't regret the fun I had, and all that I learned.

Like that woman in Portland who could spin upside down on the pole and her breasts maintained their perky profile? Stunning what a woman on a pole can do.

Ceffer says

Oddly enough, I like the obligatory 'stripper joint' scenes in movies and TV. I guess I like depravity in theory but in practice I find it too dismal and scary.

Ditto. Oddly, I lose my appetite at buffet strip clubs, some kind of cannibalism dislike: eating a steak or chicken while looking at nude gals rubs me wrong somehow.

This one is for @HunterTits

https://www.patreon.com/darkhound1

Patrick says

I've had both really good and really bad experiences.

I don't do it. My only experience was a bachelor party for the BIL and we went on a special night.... midget night. Still had "regular" girls there, but it was fucking stupid.

Vegas or a big city I'd guess you can get some hotties, but it's mostly the trashy girls. I knew who they were when I was 15 and have no interest in seeing them naked at 25 after popping out 3 kids. Unicorns exists of course, but they're hard to find. Hence why the internet is a beautiful face (edit place... lol). Don't have to deal with midget night...

Works fine for me. I'm face deep in the pixelated cleavage.

Ren'py, so should be okay.

!!!!! This is a new full version !!!!!
Please download the full 0.3.0.0 beta from these links (they are also on the main page):
Windows/Linux version:
https://mega.nz/file/zsFHxKQL#pYZMGw6xY1MOkq6_PL4mgNwx-Wbz8SCYqfselOlZcr8
OR
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YNyCTGToJV2UuhTYngdRkIIpcwJZqmiJ/view

Mac version:
https://mega.nz/file/aldh1aIC#7CloI2Yt0Zaonex_zqr958p6GYRKC0qgSew7NkWp2KE
OR
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1GdMoOUwz391SHfpUFHJgaL5tNeiMTpsX/view

Do you think that woman is aware of how much power she has over men?

HunterTits says

I did download it. When I launch them, nothing happens. Running the compatibility troubleshooter doesn't help, either.

Linux or Win? With linux you have to set it up as an executable. You'd love this game, big tits and that "Early 80s T&A flick" feel.

I D/L with Mega, not googly.

Bwahahaha, First Name Hunter, last name Tits. You will like Joy, and probably Yumiko

Wholesome!

Cartoon of the luckiest teen boy on earth.

Patrick says

Cartoon of the luckiest teen boy on earth.

Yes, and that's his math teacher.

Kayleigh McEnany after reconstructive boob surgery?

Before?

I didn't get into Brenda. There's a PDF Guide somewhere, if you search it.

Batteries - You gotta talk to the front desk chick, and then the clerk will put the batteries on your shopping app.

@HunterTits

https://www.mediafire.com/file/i3iotz4qnhl0vyw/Guide_v0.3.0.0.pdf/file

My Search Powers are great, esp. when amplified by the desire for Mighty Breasts, real or pixelated.

turtledove says

As the nations waits for the Trump tax returns, this will have to do.... Photo courtesy of trumpdove, our newest member....

Melania Trump, NYC (1995)

Just getting back to the points of this thread!

Sorry they are pixelated.

The points, that is.

HunterTits says

@MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou how do I bang Brenda? And how do I finish the quests? I can't find Jessica's batteries anywhere.

This shit is harder than real life. The boobs are bigger though too though...

Just like real life, work on your own shit first. Spend the first couple of weeks hitting the gym, reading about sneaking and speaking, and uh... put on beauty cream.

Then go for the golden mountains of joy.

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says

Just like real life, work on your own shit first. Spend the first couple of weeks hitting the gym, reading about sneaking and speaking, and uh... put on beauty cream.

Then go for the golden mountains of joy.

HunterTits says

I go for the strip poker challenges.

BTW, once Desire gets you in the pool, you're screwed. She owns your ass after that. Fair warning.

For real?

You guys are perpetuating the geek stereotype.

marcus says

And then sometimes it does work.

Marcus knows how this thread works

Works fine and dandy on my Windows machine, never had a problem.

Ask in f95 forum maybe? (That place is a cesspit of anime and furrie crap)

zzyzzx says

Alice is a fav. I dig Aly.

You banged Amy in the pool? Haven't gotten that far.

Haven't gotten too much into Eve, but I know she's Yvette's sister.

Boob Physics are so difficult in games.

Don't tell @Rin that there's a busty Japanese Bartender

HunterTits says

And isn't Alice Amy's sister?

Not by blood, but yes. There's a wonderful random encounter...

What the heck are you all talking about? A game?

They're interesting, but they just don't work for me like this lady does:

@HunterTits reposting those pics from a comment of yours I lost due to stupid typing.

WineHorror1 says

What the heck are you all talking about? A game?

I think it's some app that lets you create images.

It's a game

zzyzzx says

HunterTits says

Nailed Eva another way (won the hotshots game with her):

Congrats! Haven't played with Eva much. Yvette is a blast I remember.

zzyzzx says

HunterTits says

Eva is many ways the opposite of her sister. She's vain, self-absorbed as hell and manipulating. Yumiko let it slip she's a total bitch to all the other girls, it seems.

But if you play her game, she's a great fuck.

Now...unlocked another Jessica Fuck. This is Number 3, I think.

What in the wild wide world of Nerdaphilia is going on here?

Never mix nerds with viagra.

I guess this is a game you play with your RealDoll on your lap.

Tenpoundbass says

What in the wild wide world of Nerdaphilia is going on here?

HunterTits says

Now under New Management by @HunterTits