patrick.net

https://babylonbee.com/news/teenage-boys-suddenly-less-interested-in-finding-victorias-secret-catalog-in-the-mail

lol, the bee hits it out of the park again

HunterTits says

It didn't work so swell for Disney with that plain-looking asian chick in the last fucked-up-rilogy, so why did those idiots at VS not see this coming too?

Communist billionaires are footing the bill. Where does everyone think all of this philanthropy money goes?
Where do you think all of those woke business got all of that money to donate to BLM?
It's the biggest pollical money laundry operation in the history of politics.

Who doesn't love a fire sale on super size thongs.

Hircus says

I think they see the writing on the wall

- wokeness is rapidly evolving, and soon, showing thin, sexy, traditional female bodies will be considered hateful advertising by shaming the fatties and the trans women who cant aspire to such an "unrealistic body standard". basically, not inclusive of everyone.
- americans are just plain getting fat. they probably want to try to market to plus sizes, which they feel will be the dominant market size going forward.

They tried that about 15 years ago, didn’t work because no man liked land whales.

I like em big. They is THE SHIT !!! They got it going on. Make em bigga please. I’m go out width that one if just gained 15 more pounds. I’m lovin these now adds and tv commercials. Big ones dancing like they life depends on it. And going for it. Emmmmme emmmmm! Oh heaven. Take me now. Jesus.

Chubby chasers make great wing men.

Dugan says

I like em big. They is THE SHIT !!! They got it going on. Make em bigga please. I’m go out width that one if just gained 15 more pounds. I’m lovin these now adds and tv commercials. Big ones dancing like they life depends on it. And going for it. Emmmmme emmmmm! Oh heaven. Take me now. Jesus.

Sir Mix-A-Lot lyrics that I don't remember?

Dugan says

I like em big. They is THE SHIT !!! They got it going on. Make em bigga please. I’m go out width that one if just gained 15 more pounds. I’m lovin these now adds and tv commercials. Big ones dancing like they life depends on it. And going for it. Emmmmme emmmmm! Oh heaven. Take me now. Jesus.

"Can't have the HEAT without the MEAT!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-a-complete-list-of-victorias-secrets-stunning-new-supermodels

I kind of enjoy watching corporate-liberal businesses commit suicide.

What is Victoria's Secret for if a chick can advise the bus she is on that she is FUCKING! WET!

What use is Victoria's Secret if it can't be used for model trafficking, prostitution, blackmail, or money laundering? It was a Red Mafia storefront.

They farmed out the pedo prostitution honey traps to Epstein.

Booger says

Revolve.com Models are a touch too thin, but if you buy items for the lady, best website to go to in my opinion if the girlfriend or wife isn't a land whale. I'm sick of sites modeling fatties and frankly blacks. Black women are what 8% maybe of the population yet are super overrepresented in the modeling community. It's also not body shaming to be in relative shape.

I want to see the items on someone that looks similar in size, shape and skin color to my wife and not a 190lbs black orca. I don't need to see that, it's bad marketing. And no issue with black women either. Just not my jam.

SumatraBosch says

What is Victoria's Secret for if a chick can advise the bus she is on that she is FUCKING! WET!

"Bring a bucket and a mop"
award winning song

https://notthebee.com/article/stunning-and-brave-sports-illustrated-to-feature-trans-model-on-the-cover-of-the-swimsuit-issue

StUnNiNg aNd BrAvE! Sports Illustrated Features Trans Model ON THE COVER Of The Swimsuit Issue

And they will soon be broke as well, if they are not already.

Patrick says

And they will soon be broke as well, if they are not already.

What is Sports Illustrated now? Does anyone actually get a magazine? I've legit stopped watching sports besides maybe golf major tournaments. Sports Illustrated is literally the swim suit issue and not sports. Chicks would look at it for suits and dudes for obvious reasons. Putting a tranny on there alienated both of them. What woman would be like, "that suit on that man would look good on me."

Sorry, we have a pool. Wife is in bikini a lot 4 months of the year, so it's my dirty little hobby to buy them.