If You're Not Rioting for Trump, Maybe It's Because You Enjoy Michelle Obama's Monstrous Schlong in Your Ass
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2021 Jul 25, 8:15am 1,497 views 20 comments
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Ceffer
2021 Jul 25, 2:39pm
Ceffer
2021 Jul 25, 2:39pm
Michelle's dance card is full with Washington DC Dem KommiePedoPervs. RINOs are only allowed to watch.
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SumatraBosch
2021 Jul 25, 4:07pm
SumatraBosch
2021 Jul 25, 4:07pm
Yeah, and once Michelle is done shredding your bowels with what Barrack calls THE! MONSTER!, she can pull out her IMMENSE! HIBACHI! and cook your kids!
And you ask why AMERICA! needs MORE! MAGA!
And you ask why AMERICA! needs MORE! MAGA!
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Ceffer
2021 Jul 25, 5:56pm
Ceffer
2021 Jul 25, 5:56pm
SumatraBosch says
Micheal has a warehouse bumper crop of Mexican children from the border. She and the other Washington Dems got the pick of the litters. Other children are safe for a while.
her IMMENSE! HIBACHI! and cook your kids!
Micheal has a warehouse bumper crop of Mexican children from the border. She and the other Washington Dems got the pick of the litters. Other children are safe for a while.
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richwicks
2021 Jul 25, 6:07pm
richwicks
2021 Jul 25, 6:07pm
Bd6r says
I don't understand the humor. What he says is totally devoid of information, and never actually challenges opinions or conclusions.
This type of information is why we all love our AF
I don't understand the humor. What he says is totally devoid of information, and never actually challenges opinions or conclusions.
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Bd6r
2021 Jul 25, 8:46pm
Bd6r
2021 Jul 25, 8:46pm
richwicks says
I find him funny most of the times. On a few rare occasions I have gotten him to talk seriously, he has shown immense knowledge about finances, including extremely obscure E. European ones, down to small countries.
I don't understand the humor. What he says is totally devoid of information, and never actually challenges opinions or conclusions.
I find him funny most of the times. On a few rare occasions I have gotten him to talk seriously, he has shown immense knowledge about finances, including extremely obscure E. European ones, down to small countries.
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richwicks
2021 Jul 25, 8:54pm
richwicks
2021 Jul 25, 8:54pm
Bd6r says
Well, what do I have to do to get him to talk?
I'm not bothered by any statement, but he seems far more like disruptive spam than anything else.
I'm not advocating a ban, I'm saying, he's the only person I ever bothered to ignore on this site. Where is the humor you find in "If You're Not Rioting for Trump, Maybe It's Because You Enjoy Michelle Obama's Monstrous Schlong in Your Ass"?
It goes right over my head, or maybe below my knees.
Also, please explain to me how he's humorous? I just don't get it.
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NuttBoxer says
I'm well aware of how to use Photoshop and Gimp. Video, or it didn't happen, and EVEN THEN, it may not have happened. I can do that picture in Gimp with an woman, and I suck at Gimp.
I'm doubtful that Michelle Obama is a transvestite, but honestly, it wouldn't shock me a bit if she was. Ultimately, I don't think it matters. Obama was a CIA agent, just as Bush Jr and William Clinton were. They are intelligence agency cutouts. I don't care who they are fucking, because they are nobodies, they are just assholes that read teleprompters and take orders, and take the heat for whatever they are ordered to do, then collect payment when they leave office through bullshit book deals and cushy positions on the BOD of a few companies. They don't matter a bit. They are actors.
richwicks saysI don't understand the humor. What he says is totally devoid of information, and never actually challenges opinions or conclusions.
I find him funny most of the times. On a few rare occasions I have gotten him to talk seriously, he has shown immense knowledge about finances, including extremely obscure E. European ones, down to small countries.
Well, what do I have to do to get him to talk?
I'm not bothered by any statement, but he seems far more like disruptive spam than anything else.
I'm not advocating a ban, I'm saying, he's the only person I ever bothered to ignore on this site. Where is the humor you find in "If You're Not Rioting for Trump, Maybe It's Because You Enjoy Michelle Obama's Monstrous Schlong in Your Ass"?
It goes right over my head, or maybe below my knees.
Also, please explain to me how he's humorous? I just don't get it.
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NuttBoxer says
Now hold on just a minute!
I'm well aware of how to use Photoshop and Gimp. Video, or it didn't happen, and EVEN THEN, it may not have happened. I can do that picture in Gimp with an woman, and I suck at Gimp.
I'm doubtful that Michelle Obama is a transvestite, but honestly, it wouldn't shock me a bit if she was. Ultimately, I don't think it matters. Obama was a CIA agent, just as Bush Jr and William Clinton were. They are intelligence agency cutouts. I don't care who they are fucking, because they are nobodies, they are just assholes that read teleprompters and take orders, and take the heat for whatever they are ordered to do, then collect payment when they leave office through bullshit book deals and cushy positions on the BOD of a few companies. They don't matter a bit. They are actors.
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Bd6r
2021 Jul 25, 9:00pm
Bd6r
2021 Jul 25, 9:00pm
richwicks says
if you explain it, then it is not a joke any more. He is completely irreverent, which is a value by itself.
I had a few serious conversations with him about bankster crimes, money laundering, etc. No idea how/why he switched from his usual self to a serious conversation.
I'm not advocating a ban, I'm saying, he's the only person I ever bothered to ignore on this site. Where is the humor you find in "If You're Not Rioting for Trump, Maybe It's Because You Enjoy Michelle Obama's Monstrous Schlong in Your Ass"?
It goes right over my head, or maybe below my knees.
Also, please explain to me how he's humorous? I just don't get it.
if you explain it, then it is not a joke any more. He is completely irreverent, which is a value by itself.
I had a few serious conversations with him about bankster crimes, money laundering, etc. No idea how/why he switched from his usual self to a serious conversation.
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fdhfoiehfeoi
2021 Jul 25, 9:03pm
fdhfoiehfeoi
2021 Jul 25, 9:03pm
richwicks says
There's lots more where that came from:
https://www.qwant.com/?client=ext-firefox-sb&t=images&q=michelle+obama+dick
But the ones that are less fun to fake, and should definitely give you pause, are the adams apple...
I'm well aware of how to use Photoshop and Gimp. Video, or it didn't happen, and EVEN THEN, it may not have happened. I can do that picture in Gimp with an woman, and I suck at Gimp.
There's lots more where that came from:
https://www.qwant.com/?client=ext-firefox-sb&t=images&q=michelle+obama+dick
But the ones that are less fun to fake, and should definitely give you pause, are the adams apple...
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richwicks
2021 Jul 25, 9:15pm
richwicks
2021 Jul 25, 9:15pm
Bd6r says
I understand humor I think pretty well.
The trick is to lead the audience to expect one outcome, and then thrill them with an unexpected, logical explanation to another outcome.
It's to lead you down a false alley of reasoning, only to demonstrate you took a wrong turn. This is why jokes aren't as funny the second time you hear it.
For example, "a pedophile, fool and a racist walk into a bar", here you are expecting some conflict between the 3 individuals but the punchline is "what will you have President Biden?"
That's all humor is, is being drawn to an unexpected conclusion and being given one that is entirely logical and you SHOULD have been able to figure out, but didn't.
There's some sort of humor formula I simply do not understand from ApocalypseFucksNow. I'm serious when I say, I simply don't understand his humor. I don't see why anybody would laugh at it. If you explain the formula, it won't ruin it for me. I often read a synopsis of a film before I decide to watch it, that doesn't ruin it for me.
if you explain it, then it is not a joke any more. He is completely irreverent, which is a value by itself.
I understand humor I think pretty well.
The trick is to lead the audience to expect one outcome, and then thrill them with an unexpected, logical explanation to another outcome.
It's to lead you down a false alley of reasoning, only to demonstrate you took a wrong turn. This is why jokes aren't as funny the second time you hear it.
For example, "a pedophile, fool and a racist walk into a bar", here you are expecting some conflict between the 3 individuals but the punchline is "what will you have President Biden?"
That's all humor is, is being drawn to an unexpected conclusion and being given one that is entirely logical and you SHOULD have been able to figure out, but didn't.
There's some sort of humor formula I simply do not understand from ApocalypseFucksNow. I'm serious when I say, I simply don't understand his humor. I don't see why anybody would laugh at it. If you explain the formula, it won't ruin it for me. I often read a synopsis of a film before I decide to watch it, that doesn't ruin it for me.
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Ceffer
2021 Jul 25, 10:11pm
Ceffer
2021 Jul 25, 10:11pm
If you are not taking AF completely seriously, then you are a disgrace to the Founding Fathers.
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Patrick
2021 Jul 25, 10:36pm
Patrick
2021 Jul 25, 10:36pm
richwicks says
The formula is this:
Say the most ridiculously over-the-top things with a completely straight face, usually as a mock-conservative.
It's a bit like Stephen Colbert on both steroids and meth.
If you explain the formula, it won't ruin it for me.
The formula is this:
Say the most ridiculously over-the-top things with a completely straight face, usually as a mock-conservative.
It's a bit like Stephen Colbert on both steroids and meth.
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Bd6r
2021 Jul 26, 6:05am
Bd6r
2021 Jul 26, 6:05am
Patrick says
Plus do it in most non-PC way that offends more sensitive libruls as well
richwicks saysIf you explain the formula, it won't ruin it for me.
The formula is this:
Say the most ridiculously over-the-top things with a completely straight face, usually as a mock-conservative.
It's a bit like Stephen Colbert on both steroids and meth.
Plus do it in most non-PC way that offends more sensitive libruls as well
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SumatraBosch
2021 Jul 28, 8:52pm
Yes.
The Secret Service said the screams out of Obama when Michelle was pegging him at the White House sent agents into their bed room more than a few times, terrified he was actually be 'torn apart by the monster!!!'
SumatraBosch
2021 Jul 28, 8:52pm
Yes.
The Secret Service said the screams out of Obama when Michelle was pegging him at the White House sent agents into their bed room more than a few times, terrified he was actually be 'torn apart by the monster!!!'
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PeopleUnited
2021 Jul 28, 9:18pm
PeopleUnited
2021 Jul 28, 9:18pm
Patrick says
LOL
Colbert was funny when he was a liberal pretending to be a conservative. But just like AF when he dropped the act and became his true self, an angry liberal, he just became a sad thing, devoid of humor and painful to watch.
It's a bit like Stephen Colbert on both steroids and meth.
LOL
Colbert was funny when he was a liberal pretending to be a conservative. But just like AF when he dropped the act and became his true self, an angry liberal, he just became a sad thing, devoid of humor and painful to watch.
You know it's true.