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Thank you for the advance supply @HunterTits

I hope your surgery goes well. Stay in control, don't let them do anything you don't specifically approve, at least while you're awake.

HunterTits says

This morning I go in for surgery. So you'll have to live w/o fresh titty pics from me for a couple of days.

Good luck on you surgery, and thanks for the bouncing bags of joy.

Best wishes on the surgery. Cold steel, fresh air, sunshine and ivermectin. The titty initiative will require surrogate Hunters.

Titties are proven to have restorative, roborative health properties in those exposed to them frequently, including lower blood pressure.

HunterTits says

This morning I go in for surgery. So you'll have to live w/o fresh titty pics from me for a couple of days.

Best wishes from me as well. (If that is gender re-assignment surgery, I sure we'll see the titty pics when they heal).

Now I see why you needed your jaws extended.

HunterTits says

I am at home recovering. Jaw extension surgery. Both upper and lower. Recovery is going to take a while.

Were you diagnosed with a Mitch McConnell chin?

HunterTits says

Jaw extension surgery. Both upper and lower.

Do you identify as an alligator now?

HunterTits says

I am at home recovering. Jaw extension surgery. Both upper and lower. Recovery is going to take a while.

You won't be able to bury your face in cleavages nearly as well now.

HunterTits says

My head is bobbing.

Actress?

I've seen her before, but happy to see her again.

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says

HunterTits says

My head is bobbing.

Actress?

Actress name if known. DAMN

Am I getting sea-sick or teat-sick? All that wobble deserves a gobble.

2376 looks very Irish to me.

Patrick says

2376 looks very Irish to me.

Looks just like a Nurse I had a crush on, except she had short blonde hair. But yeah, 100% Irish.

My Irish girl friend was the horniest one I ever knew. However, as we all know, that comes with that little old spectrum of personality 'quirks' LOL!

Ceffer says

My Irish girl friend was the horniest one I ever knew. However, as we all know, that comes with that little old spectrum of personality 'quirks' LOL!

How about when she was sober? Oh, wait, massive improbability.

First girl I ever, uh, touched was an Irish-American girl across the street in Chicagoland. I'm still grateful.

Patrick says

First girl I ever, uh, touched was an Irish-American girl across the street in Chicagoland. I'm still grateful.

Playing the straight man for AF again? He must be out doing damage control for Biden.

Patrick says

First girl I ever, uh, touched was an Irish-American girl across the street in Chicagoland. I'm still grateful.

Grateful? To who, those friends who held her down?

Lol, she was more than willing.

In high school, I was invited to Sadie Hawkins dance by an Irish girl who sat behind me. She thought I should be her boyfriend, but she wasn't aware of how utterly pathetic I was. I was terrified and didn't want to go to the dance, but my whole family ganged up on me and made me go.

Patrick says

First girl I ever, uh, touched was an Irish-American girl across the street in Chicagoland. I'm still grateful.

The first girl I ever really banged, Aimee. Her last name was even more Irish. Pale skin, slender brunette, but it was really blonde. Dye it Black, black numbah one nah un un unnnn. That song hadn't come out yet.

I was a serial poker, but that was my first actual sex rather than shoving the head in and pulling it out after hearing parental footsteps or something. We did it to "Fire Woman" by the Cult. Apt, because my Johnson started burning a few days later. Put up with it for weeks. In hindsight, I'm weirdly proud that I put up with the pain so long I passed out several times pissing.

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says

We did it to "Fire Woman" by the Cult

Nice, "Smoke on the Horizon! Fire!"

God, how much I miss classic rock!

Sorry hunter, but some Hispanics, esp. Mexicans, have very Masculine faces I just can't like.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/ffc7febc64764a9595ed76f19570464c/tumblr_naubi4ANeq1qki2c1o1_500.gif

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says

2389

I hope you're not referring to Miss Funbags in post 2389?

Tenpoundbass says

I hope you're not referring to Miss Funbags in post 2389?

Great funbags, but the face is putting me off.

HunterTits says

1, 5, 2, 3, 4, 6.

In the 80's when you had an ounce of good Coke

HunterTits says

Bend 'em over and line 'em up. Hips gonna be tired.

I'd like to have one of those to wet my stamps and envelopes.

Ceffer says

I'd like to have one of those to wet my stamps and envelopes.

Better if the glue was laced with cocaine, roofies and GHB.

HunterTits says

I do not think there has ever been a more perfect set of tits. The only thing that a person "might" be able to quibble with is if they are not their preferred color.

HunterTits says

That picture perked me right up.

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