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Two years since Rin has only been poking the RealDoll ... and he's happy!


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2022 Apr 14, 3:30pm   7,192 views  60 comments

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https://patrick.net/post/1335710/2020-10-22-since-4-9-20-rin-has-become-a-happy-ant

Yes, after becoming the one man wrecking crew against Covid (via Quercetin & other supplements), Rin has finally found happiness in being Mr Know-It-All and bonking a RealDoll at home than in wasting time in feasible 'Me Too' situations stateside or even boinking an international hoe w/ all the Covid restrictions in place, across the western world.

I was in Calgary, just recently, and while I had an escort at the casino/hotel complex ... after losing at Blackjack that evening, I lost the interest in boinking because I've been fondling DD boobs and ass at home all this time.

In other words, she wasn't interesting enough, aside from a partner at the tables to cheer on each play, for the quickie before she took off for the night.

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1   Rin   2022 Apr 14, 3:37pm  

FYI, the night ended with her giving me a covered hummer while I was fondling her ass, no big deal.
2   Reality   2022 Apr 14, 5:09pm  

That's one of the reasons why I haven't bought a RealDoll yet: the doll might be too perfect, so perfect that one might lose interest in real girls . . . a little like masturbating too hard with one's hand/fingers might result in conditioning the penis into feeling that the girl's vaginal not clenching hard enough, boinking younger and younger adult girls "upgrading" too fast might result in a pedophile that would have to rely on illegal sources and thereby making oneself subject to blackmailing.

Of course, if you have no desire to have any more children, conditioning oneself to a RealDoll may indeed remove the risk of being exploited by a real adult girl.
3   Ceffer   2022 Apr 14, 7:12pm  

RealDoll checking to see if you still have your life insurance policy active:
4   Tenpoundbass   2022 Apr 14, 7:25pm  

At least your appliance apparati has a gender. Could you imagine the freak that would order a Rachel Levine doll?
5   Rin   2022 Apr 14, 10:20pm  

Reality says
That's one of the reasons why I haven't bought a RealDoll yet: the doll might be too perfect, so perfect that one might lose interest in real girls


Yes, but freedom is a good thing.

Ceffer says
RealDoll checking to see if you still have your life insurance policy active:






Having seen the movie, I hate to say it but Nathan was a moron.

He gave the newer AI a full chassis and let it run amok in his home which only had software based control w/ no manual overrides. Since he already had a Japanese AI servant there, who didn't live up to her prior promise, why keep it around while also letting a brand new one into the fold.

And then he hired a full-time cuck, Caleb, who's never banged a girl in his adult life, to get completely dominated by that AI. If anythng, he needed to hire a 'Player' who knew how women thought and then, kept that new AI on a server, not in a physical body.
6   Reality   2022 Apr 15, 9:34am  

I think that movie is a parable. The AI androids in there are reflections of narcissistic women (self-serving machines that pretend to be submissive) that the civilization builders built (due to biological necessity but put under restrictions) and the cucks let loose. Even the physical form (see picture above) hints at this: the transparent body panels let you see her inner workings.
7   Goran_K   2022 Apr 15, 9:41am  

Man I gotta ask. How do you clean it?
8   Ceffer   2022 Apr 15, 9:53am  

Is it programmed to scream, "You came? Get that shit outta me!"
9   Rin   2022 Apr 15, 4:54pm  

Goran_K says
Man I gotta ask. How do you clean it?


Very simple ...



1) Turkey baster with soapy water.

2) Then, do a Baking Soda douche (a very mild aseptic)

3) Followed by a 2nd soapy water rinse.

4) Repeat with regular water to flush out excess soap.

5) Let hang dry.
10   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Apr 15, 5:20pm  

the doll is happy? what? theres a lot if ambiguity here.
11   HeadSet   2022 Apr 15, 5:29pm  

Goran_K says
Man I gotta ask. How do you clean it?

It would seem an advanced doll would have a belly-button hidden coochie release mechanism. Then take the detached latex snatch, turn it inside out, and put it in the dishwasher.
12   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 15, 5:38pm  

HeadSet says

It would seem an advanced doll would have a belly-button hidden coochie release mechanism. Then take the detached latex snatch, turn it inside out, and put it in the dishwasher.


That exists, it's a "Removable Vagina", basically a sleeve that goes in the doll's vagina.
13   Goran_K   2022 Apr 15, 6:28pm  

HeadSet says
Goran_K says
Man I gotta ask. How do you clean it?

It would seem an advanced doll would have a belly-button hidden coochie release mechanism. Then take the detached latex snatch, turn it inside out, and put it in the dishwasher.


Dang.
14   Ceffer   2022 Apr 15, 6:39pm  

Nothing worse than a RealDoll firing its skeevy, spooey laden vag at the wall when the button is deployed.

What happens when you grab the button by accident during a ride? The RealDoll disengages and flies off and you're left with vag on your pecker.
15   Tenpoundbass   2022 Apr 15, 7:24pm  

You set the cum cycle to auto clean.
16   HeadSet   2022 Apr 15, 8:29pm  

Ceffer says
The RealDoll disengages and flies off and you're left with vag on your pecker.

Another dream comes true - the best part stays while the annoying part leaves.
17   Ceffer   2022 Apr 15, 10:11pm  

Do RealDolls swallow?
18   Rin   2022 Apr 16, 8:32am  

AmericanKulak says
HeadSet says

It would seem an advanced doll would have a belly-button hidden coochie release mechanism. Then take the detached latex snatch, turn it inside out, and put it in the dishwasher.


That exists, it's a "Removable Vagina", basically a sleeve that goes in the doll's vagina.


Do not use a dishwasher. High heat will damage the sleeve. Pls, treat the sleeve with kid's gloves & proceed with my procedure.
19   Tenpoundbass   2022 Apr 16, 8:54am  

Rin says
Do not use a dishwasher. High heat will damage the sleeve.


That might be a desired effect, if your hung roommate got hold of it, while you were at work and stretched it out. A little shrink wrap action would be in order to set things right again.
20   Rin   2022 Apr 16, 9:26am  

Tenpoundbass says
Rin says
Do not use a dishwasher. High heat will damage the sleeve.


That might be a desired effect, if your hung roommate got hold of it, while you were at work and stretched it out. A little shrink wrap action would be in order to set things right again.


I think the vulcanization was already done.

Afterwards, it loses its strength over time with added heat. So thus, even John Holmes couldn't stretch out a RealDoll to make it too loose for the next guy. I'd imagine that the JH would find it a bit 'uncomfortable' for his dimensions.
21   HeadSet   2022 Apr 16, 12:15pm  

Tenpoundbass says
if your hung roommate got hold of it,

Biden inflation is really bad when roomies go halfies on a Real Doll.
22   Rin   2022 Apr 16, 2:41pm  

HeadSet says
Tenpoundbass says
if your hung roommate got hold of it,

Biden inflation is really bad when roomies go halfies on a Real Doll.


Yes, and then you'd have to use some Clorox, instead of Baking Soda.
23   HeadSet   2022 Apr 16, 5:23pm  

Rin says
then you'd have to use some Clorox, instead of Baking Soda.

Funny coincidence, since semen and bleach smell about the same.
24   Rin   2022 Apr 16, 5:41pm  

HeadSet says

Funny coincidence, since semen and bleach smell about the same.


Yes, it requires its own protocol.

-----

Sharing a RealDoll with a housemate


-----

1) Rinse with soapy water

2) Do a Clorox douche

3) Followed by a 2nd soapy water rinse

4) Flush with regular water

5) Perform a Baking Soda douche

6) Repeat soapy water rinse

7) Repeat with regular water to flush out excess soap.

8) Let hang dry.

This should even be handle the flesh eating bacteria, MRSA
25   Rin   2022 Apr 16, 5:44pm  

Rin says
Sharing a RealDoll with a housemate


And no, I don't have a housemate.

And even if I did, I'd buy him a RealDoll and he can make it up to me with extra rent payments. I'm not interested in his flesh eating bacteria on my toys.
26   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 16, 6:23pm  

Rin says
2) Do a Clorox douche


On Silicon?!
27   HeadSet   2022 Apr 16, 6:24pm  

Rin says
1) Rinse with soapy water

2) Do a Clorox douche

3) Followed by a 2nd soapy water rinse

4) Flush with regular water

5) Perform a Baking Soda douche

6) Repeat soapy water rinse

7) Repeat with regular water to flush out excess soap.

8) Let hang dry.

Damn, that sounds like a lot of work. It may be easier to get a wife/girlfriend and have her clean it for you.
28   Rin   2022 Apr 16, 6:50pm  

HeadSet says

Damn, that sounds like a lot of work. It may be easier to get a wife/girlfriend and have her clean it for you.


That's why I say buy a 2nd one for one's housemate.

AmericanKulak says
On Silicon?!


Not for myself but if I were in that 'horror movie' of having it share it, yes, diluted with cold (not hot) water and after the soapy water rinse & not to leave for more than a minute and then flush it out.
29   Ceffer   2022 Apr 16, 10:27pm  

Just get a German Shepherd to clean it for you. Kinky, too.
30   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 16, 11:08pm  

Rin says
Not for myself but if I were in that 'horror movie' of having it share it, yes, diluted with cold (not hot) water and after the soapy water rinse & not to leave for more than a minute and then flush it out.


Use a "Female" Condom and rinse it out with soapy water.
31   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 Apr 17, 12:30am  

Rin says
5) Let hang dry.

You don't... prop it open?
32   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 Apr 17, 12:35am  

Reality says
so perfect that one might lose interest in real girls . . . a little like masturbating too hard with one's hand/fingers might result in conditioning the penis into feeling that the girl's vaginal not clenching hard enough, boinking younger and younger adult girls "upgrading" too fast might result in a pedophile that would have to rely on illegal sources and thereby making oneself subject to blackmailing


I don't think you need to worry about this.

- I'm a biologist
33   GNL   2022 Apr 17, 3:25am  

Rin says
giving me a covered hummer while I was fondling her ass,

What is a "covered" hummer?
34   Rin   2022 Apr 17, 8:21am  

WineHorror1 says
Rin says
giving me a covered hummer while I was fondling her ass,

What is a "covered" hummer?


BJ with condom
35   Goran_K   2022 Apr 17, 9:13am  

Rin, does it feel like a real vajay? I've never tried a real doll, but seems like it would feel like rubbing your dick on a lubed up balloon. Plus for me at least, I enjoy the way a woman winces, or closes her eyes when you find a good spot, and grabbing a real cushy ass. Does it feel like real flesh or like a hard rubber ball? I'm really curious lol
36   Tenpoundbass   2022 Apr 17, 10:06am  

Goran_K says
Plus for me at least, I enjoy the way a woman winces, or closes her eyes when you find a good spot, and grabbing a real cushy ass.


A quiet motionless sexy woman isn't sexy at all.
I feel the same way with frilly lacey sequined bedazzled lingerie, give me a gal in nothing but a thin cotton nighty with erect nipples on natural boobs, brushing up against me, and I'll take her over any gal in a Victoria secret catalogue or SI swimsuit issue.
37   Rin   2022 Apr 17, 12:52pm  

Goran_K says
but seems like it would feel like rubbing your dick on a lubed up balloon.


It feels quite good and there's a level of vacuum created which makes it very snug & tight.

Goran_K says
a woman winces, or closes her eyes when you find a good spot


That's the AI version which is still in its infancy. For me, I'm happy w/ the no-tech version as I'm concerned about privacy when a Doll is hooked up to a cloud server.

Here's a guy, BrickDollBanger, trying one of the AIs out ...

https://brickdollbanger.com/brick-dollbanger-videos/solana-sex/?source=patrick.net

I'll consider one in a few years, as they add more sensors and feedback to make it completely realistic. Plus, I'm getting a completely separate VPN for it & I'll kept the lights down in case someone hacks the videocam.
38   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 19, 10:09pm  

Dick sucking vagina. I mean like when you bang a horny tight gal and the vag practically sucks your dick in deeper. In fact, in the beginning, it was almost too tight without slathering everything in half a bottle of astroglide. She also came with a hymen.

"Factory sealed for freshness" LOL

I won a manufacturer's contest and am getting a custom Maria Bartoromo/Sophia Lauren inspired gal. I still don't know why that Harry Potter chick is so in demand, she's a 6, 7 on a good day, nothing special about her.

I thought the whole doll thing was retarded, until I brought an irregular one (feet are messed up, but I'm not into feet so who cares, they wag behind me).

Headset and loose head attachment helps, the gel filled breasts are very realistic, like top notch boob job level. They are already making ones that "Breathe", Gyrate Hips, and shake shoulders.

I look at OLD and see more 50-60 year olds attractive and in better shape than most Milly Tatted Fatty freaks who probably have Hep A, B, C, and D. Also, at $2000-3000 bucks, even an low maintenance chick will burn through that in a few months. You can't change the head of a real chick, physically or psychologically.

Now I hunt catalogs planning my next purchase of heads and bodies. I'm a pretty outgoing guy who never had trouble getting chicks, but looking at what's available, including Day Game Meatspace, that juice ain't worth the squeeze. Queue up some of my favorite music and porn/story dialogue and off to the races. She's in the mood to do it the way I want and wears what I want. The other day it was a denim jacket, white bra, white panties, and leggings (the latter keeps dust off).

Also will be doing my Conan Witch/Gypsy fantasy when I get the high cheekbone Slavic doll. "Come into my tent, warrior, and waaaaarmmm yourself next to the Fyyyy-errr" Already have a gypsy coin necklace that goes down to the cleavage and the hairband.
39   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 19, 10:20pm  

This MILF is "Tara" available from some site, definitely on my list:


The Matriarchy is over.
40   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 19, 10:27pm  

I think Pat would like her accent (wait until "Tell me a joke")
https://brickdollbanger.com/brick-dollbanger-videos/better-expressions/?source=patrick.net

Brace yerself, Bridgit!

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