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Million Post Party


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2022 Jan 3, 7:26pm   13,645 views  154 comments

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20   GreaterNYCDude   2022 Mar 16, 7:58am  

I may have to be in the bay area this summer for business.. if I am, I'm down to meet.
21   GreaterNYCDude   2022 Mar 17, 11:11am  

GreaterNYCDude says
March 17 @ 11:11 PST.

(St. Patrick's day)


So much for my guess... sites sitting at 992,220. Close but no cigar.
22   Ceffer   2022 Mar 17, 11:14am  

I still have many energetically inane, insipid, gratuitous and inflammatory remarks to go before the million mark.
23   Patrick   2022 Mar 17, 11:18am  

GreaterNYCDude says
Patrick what yo you think?



I'm all for a party and a bet! I should be excluded from the bet because I have database access.

I'll turn off the counter when we get within 100 comments or so.

There is that beer garden we met at twice in San Mateo. I'll try to think of alternate places as well.
24   Onvacation   2022 Mar 21, 5:01pm  

I'm guessing Monday May 2 is the million comment day.
25   WookieMan   2022 Mar 21, 5:46pm  

I’d fly out. Not for this specifically. Family trip. I think I’m one of the babies on the site age wise. I’d do a lunch or dinner for sure though if the timing is right with anyone. I like beer so that’s a requirement.

I’ll be in San Diego late August 2023 for sure though unless some dumbass Covid variant comes out… oh wait. Long time out I know.

We’re likely building a house so vacation time is fucked. Jet setting days are coming to an end likely plus the kids are hitting the age where there is something everyday for them.
26   Patrick   2022 Mar 21, 7:23pm  

I should do a projection myself, graphing the number of comments over time.
27   Patrick   2022 Mar 21, 7:27pm  

WookieMan says
I’d do a lunch or dinner for sure though if the timing is right with anyone. I like beer so that’s a requirement.


@WookieMan what date is good for you? Doesn't have to be right on the million comment date of course.

I like beer too. And wine.
28   Patrick   2022 Mar 22, 3:15pm  

OK, I plotted the recent graph of comments as it approaches one million:



Hopefully that doesn't give the game away too much. Looks like it will be somewhere around tax day.

So maybe the party should be Sat April 16th or Sunday April 17th. Any opinions?
29   Onvacation   2022 Mar 29, 6:16pm  

994,965 comments by 12,284 users as of NOW
30   mell   2022 Mar 29, 6:39pm  

Patrick says
OK, I plotted the recent graph of comments as it approaches one million:



Hopefully that doesn't give the game away too much. Looks like it will be somewhere around tax day.

So maybe the party should be Sat April 16th or Sunday April 17th. Any opinions?


May is better.
31   WookieMan   2022 Mar 29, 9:59pm  

Patrick says
@WookieMan what date is good for you? Doesn't have to be right on the million comment date of course.

Not sure. We'll be in San Diego August 2023. Travel for me/us might be fucked this year. Doing the wife's 40th and I guess now my sister and mom are game to go to USVI around Xmas. Which is a fucking fortune that time of year. Already did Jamaica and Mexico this year so far. I lost my Southwest Companion pass, we added my nephew so travel expenses have jumped. And we want to build a house. Ugh. I'm disliking this year already.

My buddy actually just flew back from Hawaii today and had a layover in SF or LAX I believe. This is why I like the Caribbean and can deal with Chicago weather. I'm 3-4 hours from damn near anything I'm interested in including CA. He got to the airport at 5:30am... 6 hours. 3 hour layover. 4 hours to Chicago. ~1 hour drive from Chicago. If I ever do Hawaii it will be for 14 days, maybe more. He pounded edibles all morning I guess. He's a great dad and is home sick missing his two biological kids. We're kindred spirits. I'm high as a kite right now as well. If I was gay he'd be my guy personality wise. He's ugly as fuck though, not going to lie. Hairy greek. Again, I'm high.

I may sneak out there at some point solo. I like the freedom of traveling solo, especially with kids now. Who knows, maybe I could do a long weekend in May or early June. With points and no kids solo travel can be super cheap for me. Only travel game I haven't conquered is the rental car game. Besides the car or potentially eating out, I could do it for $100 for 2-3 nights.
32   Ceffer   2022 Mar 29, 10:10pm  

Maybe we could guess who the FBI agent(s) are. Or maybe the Guv will take the opportunity to drone us en masse, or beam a DEW at us, or turn on a focused EMP 5G signal. The joints and cigarettes will light themselves, no need to re-warm the pizza.
33   HeadSet   2022 Mar 30, 6:12am  

Ceffer says
turn on a focused EMP 5G signal. The joints and cigarettes will light themselves, no need to re-warm the pizza.


Rewarm pizza? From you I was expecting something like "warm the dead bodies for necrophilists."
34   Onvacation   2022 Apr 14, 6:47pm  

Onvacation says
I'm guessing Monday May 2 is the million comment day.

Patrick says
Looks like it will be somewhere around tax day.



Looks like post million will be somewhere in between, closer to tax day than early May.

Patrick says
So maybe the party should be Sat April 16th or Sunday April 17th. Any opinions?

Can't make it on Easter.

@Patrick What's your favorite drink?
35   mell   2022 Apr 14, 6:50pm  

WookieMan says
maybe I could do a long weekend in May or early June.


I'm all for May, June works too, but it's far away from the million post and close to summer holidays.
36   Patrick   2022 Apr 14, 7:33pm  

Onvacation says
Patrick What's your favorite drink?



@Onvacation Lately I really like hoppy beers. I went through a long red wine phase, but find red wine to be expensive and of inconsistent quality, even it is occasionally superb. And it tends to give a worse hangover than beer or white wine.

I also enjoy Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc from New Zealand. Those are always almost always good in my experience.

I don't usually drink distilled things, but some whiskeys are great.
37   richwicks   2022 Apr 14, 7:54pm  

Patrick says
Onvacation says
Patrick What's your favorite drink?



@Onvacation Lately I really like hoppy beers. I went through a long red wine phase, but find red wine to be expensive and of inconsistent quality, even it is occasionally superb. And it tends to give a worse hangover than beer or white wine.


Have you ever had a Gewürztraminer or a Riesling? They are both sweet but high alcoholic white wines. They pair well with very spicy food. If you are eating something tremendously hot, they take the edge off. They work well with extremely spicy Indian and Mexican foods I find - although it's difficult to get those here - everything is Americanized and made more bland.
38   Patrick   2022 Apr 14, 9:11pm  

Yes, but can't remember that well. Mostly I just know red wines.
39   WookieMan   2022 Apr 19, 7:12am  

Looks like this 1M mark is coming pretty soon.
40   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Apr 19, 7:20am  

richwicks says
Riesling
There are dry rieslings, BTW.
41   mell   2022 Apr 19, 7:37am  

WookieMan says
Looks like this 1M mark is coming pretty soon.


Let's do it in May and wookie has to drag his ass out to CA and get liquored up on the flight once again in prep of the celebration
42   richwicks   2022 Apr 19, 8:01am  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says
richwicks says
Riesling
There are dry rieslings, BTW.


Well, I am no wine expert, but I was always taught that "dry" mean high alcoholic content, and "sweet" just meant high sugar, and there's no reason you can't have both.

I find the Rieslings and Gewurztraminer wines to be both. They pair very well with spicy food. I used to go to an Indian restaurant back in college and would have that with jalapeno naan bread - we went there often enough so we could order off menu and basically challenge the cooks to make something unique. We'd eat whatever they made and give them feedback. My first experience with fusion cooking.

We ate mistakes too of course. It wasn't THEIR fault we asked for something crazy. I used to do that a little here.

Anyhow those two wines cool down the spiciness. Sometimes they would make some CRAZY HOT dish. "Is it too hot?", my face would be red, my nose running, and I was hiccuping "no", I'd gasp. Not the hottest thing I've ever had, I once had a habanero pizza - under each slice of pizza was 1/4 habanero. That was the hottest thing I've ever had. My roomate in college introduced me to hot food, the first time he tried to cook with habanero, he started a pan fire, and basically maced the entire house.
43   Patrick   2022 Apr 19, 9:15am  

mell says
WookieMan says
Looks like this 1M mark is coming pretty soon.


Let's do it in May and wookie has to drag his ass out to CA and get liquored up on the flight once again in prep of the celebration


@mell What's a good date? I'm assuming a Saturday or Sunday.

How about at Fieldwork Beer Garden in San Mateo again?
44   mell   2022 Apr 19, 11:09am  

Patrick says
mell says
WookieMan says
Looks like this 1M mark is coming pretty soon.


Let's do it in May and wookie has to drag his ass out to CA and get liquored up on the flight once again in prep of the celebration


@mell What's a good date? I'm assuming a Saturday or Sunday.

How about at Fieldwork Beer Garden in San Mateo again?


14/15 or 28/29, or 7/8 or 4/30-5/1
45   Patrick   2022 Apr 19, 11:13am  

OK, anyone have objections to Saturday April 30th?
46   Ceffer   2022 Apr 19, 11:14am  

The Patnet Spring Lifting of Flagons And Barf Bag Fest. Better make those flagons light plastic, so nobody gets beat too bad.
47   mell   2022 Apr 19, 11:42am  

Patrick says
OK, anyone have objections to Saturday April 30th?

No objections but wookie is hiding
48   Patrick   2022 Apr 19, 11:52am  

I'd be very happy if @WookieMan can make it, but I know it's a big distance and an expense.

WookieMan, let me know if you prefer some other day than Saturday April 30th.
49   WookieMan   2022 Apr 19, 9:34pm  

Patrick says
I'd be very happy if @WookieMan can make it, but I know it's a big distance and an expense.

WookieMan, let me know if you prefer some other day than Saturday April 30th.

Expense wouldn't be the issue. Kids have soccer at 9am and 11am that day. Also MIL turns 60 the next day, and even though I despise her, we'll probably do something. Also SIL is coming back from Austria a day or two prior and I have to run to O'hare with the trailer to get her back with all her crap she needs being over there. BIL takes care of her, but he's very passive and doesn't man up and figure a way to get shit home, so I just do it.

Usually I'd have the flexibility, but we're also hitting the wife's travel season as well. So I'm riding solo with 3 kids from now until about the end of May. Lol, not sure why I'm sharing my calendar. Besides a weekend up in Door County, our schedule would make most people freak out. Wife is doing the door county 1/2 marathon (dox'd, whatever) and I'm doing the 5k with the kids in May. I don't run... 1st world problems, but I'm a bit worried about burn out, so a CA trip would be rough with this short of notice.

I promise I'll make an attempt at something in the future. San Diego next year for sure. I need an excuse for solo travel and I have no intentions of turning my wife onto Patnet so it's not an easy sell. I've said personal shit that I wouldn't want her to see unless I'm dead. No offense to the site.

September 1, 2 & 3 this year my favorite band (Umphrey's Mcgee) is running up from San Diego, LA and Oakland in that order. So that could be an option for a quick 2-3 night trip out there. April-June 99% won't happen for me to get out there though. Also not joking when I say we're legit building a house. So I got a pile of shit on my plate. So I may go MIA posting here at times. So I'm not hiding mell ;)
50   Patrick   2022 Apr 21, 10:27am  

We have a winner!

The millionth comment is by @RWSGFY :


6 RWSGFY ignore (6) 2022 Apr 21, 7:57am ↑ like (1) ↓ dislike (0) quote flag edit delete newslink
"$13,000 a month gross"
is not "high six figures". =)) It's rather low six figures.


https://patrick.net/post/1344729?offset=0#comment-1835791

The comment_id is much larger 1835791 because many test and spam comments have been deleted over time. I also used to automatically add houses for sale and for rent from craigslist when I had my own service for finding underpriced houses from Craigslist data. Craigslist didn't like that, so I deleted those some years ago.

I found the millionth comment like this in the database:

select comment_id from comments order by comment_date limit 1000000;
51   Ceffer   2022 Apr 21, 10:32am  

I'm going to delete my comments until I'm the official millionth.
52   Patrick   2022 Apr 21, 10:34am  

Lol, I thought of that, but I don't think it's practical to figure out which one is the millionth without direct database access. And if you have direct database access, then I don't have control over the site anymore, lol.
53   PeopleUnited   2022 Apr 21, 11:08am  

Patrick says
We have a winner!

The millionth comment is by @RWSGFY


Congratulations Patrick!

And to rwgfy, In the best of humor: gfy
54   mell   2022 Apr 21, 11:14am  

Congrats! Just got back from TX and flying/airport is now maskless. It was good to freely cough again and watch the mask holes squirm! Thanks Florida judge, and a wommyn of all genders - let freedom ring!
55   Ceffer   2022 Apr 21, 11:21am  

DooDahMan says
Patrick says
I really do wish @Dan8267 would come back.


The odds are not good - dismal actually to non existent.

The ad hominems haven't been the same without him.
56   Patrick   2022 Apr 22, 12:51pm  

mell says
Patrick says
OK, anyone have objections to Saturday April 30th?

No objections but wookie is hiding


OK, let's say 1:15 pm to 4 pm at on Saturday April 30th at Fieldwork Brewing in San Mateo, 3030 South Delaware Street, San Mateo, CA 94403.

https://fieldworkbrewing.com/san-mateo/?source=patrick.net

I picked 1:15pm because the northbound Caltrain gets into Hillsdale station at 1:08pm on weekends. Fieldwork is pretty close to the Hillsdale station.
57   Ceffer   2022 Apr 22, 5:37pm  

Is richwicks walking all the way or is he going to take that train?
58   GreaterNYCDude   2022 Apr 23, 7:32pm  

I won't be able to make it, but have fun!
59   BayArea   2022 Apr 23, 8:22pm  

Congrats to a million Patrick!

Field Work in San Mateo is a cool place. I’m no longer in that area but hope you guys have a great time.

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