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"I cant even afford sheets for the windows."
No excuse!...newspapers are abundant & free at s*bucks.

"50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 websites on the planet, and we get THIS? Coincidence indeed."

Urban Dictionary is the first place I always go when I need definitions of slang words, and their definitions are often not Webster's-worthy, so in that sense, no coincidence at all.

See, nice respectable answer.

“I cant even afford sheets for the windows.”

Why would you want sheets to obstruct your sought-after Marin views? Simplicity is Prime. ;-)

Jack sets the trend in home exterior paint design: Camo-faux (R).

"…only if “it” happens, I say. Until then, “huh” will due for now, to be followed by “hmmm” around this time next week."

Huh.

Okay, okay, if we have to be patient about it. I can settle for "hmmm."

Yeah, so (R) is supposed to be circle-R for registrered TM; hell, I think MS Word converts it for me...huh.

"Jack sets the trend in home exterior paint design: Camo-faux (R)."

At the possible detriment of birds, joggers, and other dumb animals who will confuse his house with open wilderness and smack into it at high speeds. The sounds of animals knocking themselves out might get annoying, Jack.

"nooooooooooo"

Huh?

"So how IS the desert anyway?"

Dry. Very dry.

Well, except today it rained.

Huh?

"So how IS the desert anyway?"

Did you post twice to indicate multiple layers of meaning? ;-)

"Huh?"

Yet another mult-layered question.

New rule: post twice for heavy emphasis.

New rule: post twice for heavy emphasis.

SJ_Jim, can you post that twice to emphasize the rule?

"post twice for heavy emphasis."

And maximum thread inflation.

Oh, but there is no thread bubble!

Jack and Jamie. I guess I got too excited.

"I guess I got too excited."

LOL, Calm down SactoQt, this could get ugly if we're not careful with Jack.

Huh?

Huh?

...oh to hell with it. some folks just ain' that funny.

LOL, Calm down SactoQt, this could get ugly if we’re not careful with Jack.

Yeah, I guess we should be careful not to double team him. But maybe he'd like it???

Jack a Jamie? Is that like a Jackalope?

Well, it's October, so I'm thinking Jackalantern....

I don't think we want to get into defining "jack a jamie".

"Whew. Without the gutter, I am haveing a hard time carrying on a conversation tonight…. Being on good behavior is very difficult. "

I thought you were doing an adequate job with the good behavior thing.

SQT, on the other hand, is clearly looking for trouble.

I don’t think we want to get into defining “jack a jamie”.

I avoided the naughty definition (and so did Jack). See, we can behave..sort of.

SQT, on the other hand, is clearly looking for trouble.

Moi?

"I don’t think we want to get into defining “jack a jamie”."

LOL, and I agree, I think that one can RIP.

SQT, on the other hand, is clearly looking for trouble.

Moi?

Ja, du. And this is my cue to check out.

"Moi?"

Mais oui.

Awww Randy, I'm not trying to chase you off.

Sacto QT: “Ready for Action"

I just didn't want to miss another action packed night on the blog....
We just need Surfer-X.

"Sacto QT: “Ready for Action” "

She could have her own circa 1980 action adventure detective show, complete with Farrah Fawcett hair and gratuitous running-on-the-beach scenes.

I dont speak French.

Neither do I. I've already used up all the French I know. Oh, I can count to ten... does that count?

Sorry man, ich spreche nicht französisch. But you can always google-language it.

complete with Farrah Fawcett hair

You have no idea how close to reality you just came......

"Randy! what are they saying?"

Randy was speaking German...I think.

Oops, sorry for the lam-o explanation, forgot to hit refresh. I see Randy's is full-on Krauting it now.

"Randy’s is"

Randy is, I meant.

Wakaranai?

I can throw in some gratuituous Japanese...

entschuldegung, es tut mir leid, and all that jazz. i'm out for the night. don't get in trouble...wait, go ahead i can read it tomorrow.

Je ne sais pas...mais je pense qu'il ne parle pas le francais...germanne seulement.

Guten nacht (this is where I should admit that I can't write in German), Herr Randy!

Gratuitous heh she said gratuitous

Lol

Uh oh.