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https://thegoodcitizen.substack.com/p/girls-just-wanna-have-bombs?s=r&source=patrick.net

My wife cooks relentlessly. I always wonder what fling poo is going on in the kitchen.

She cooks for 'ideas' rather than flavor, so it is always a mystery when I pull into the dinner table whether the effort will taste good or not.

She has gotten into every scratchy, brushy, pungent leaf crap salad hawked by the nutrition mafias lately. I told her I didn't like salads that lacerated throat and palate, and felt like caterpillars going down my throat, and got lectured and pouted for being an ungrateful beast again over her ouvres.

I enjoy being a beast, so it's all good.

I'm so sick of tatted hos, I'm looking at chicks from before my time.

Nice long hair, great voice, no stunning beauty but natural good looking. Sunkissed, not nacreous flesh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpFfjWdhROU&source=patrick.net

AmericanKulak says

nacreous

Had to look that up:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nacreous?source=patrick.net

I must use Wiktionary 10 times a day now. It's blessedly free of wokeness so far.

Shit, I didn't mean pearl-like. Or like white porcelain.

I think I meant Necrotic, though some are sallow.

Fuck I feel like an ass.

Don't worry about it. At least you didn't hold Shopify from 1763 down to 340.

AmericanKulak says

Fuck I feel like an ass.

Nonsense. Just blame it on the spell checker.

Of course, the implication of 'iridescence' isn't that far off. If only they had a word that meant iridescent and putrid at the same time. The internet has me running for the Oxford every day.

Yeah: "Pale Moon like, but in a sickly way, not in a gleaming pure skin way" or "24 hour past time of death corpse skin tone"

Like the princess my nephew married, who thinks that because Daddy Warbucks spoiled her, she is entitled to six weeks a year of foreign travel, it's gonna happen come hell or high water. Being spoiled is a nice gig if you can get it. Nephew likes to travel, too, though, family was/is in foreign service.
AmericanKulak says

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Yeah, not into spoiling chicks. Most of them need a weekly raw ass treatment rather than a spa treatment.

"It's SOCIALIZATION that makes people male or female!!!"





"As a skeptic, I'm extremely skeptical of anything that threatens my nurture-uber-alles, tabula rasa-blank slate narrative!"

Patrick says

clown world won

Tinder With the Genders Reversed

Booger says

Tinder With the Genders Reversed

The father didn't mention if he was pregnant or not.

AmericanKulak says

Oh noes!

The Media:

"MAN-O-PAUSE"
"WOMEN FIGHTING OFF SUITORS IN SENIOR YEARS, CHASED BY TOO MANY MEN*"
"WOMEN AGE LIKE WINE"

Reality:



* This is mathematically impossible to anybody that's seen a life insurance pamphlet.

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

clown world won

It's not over. It's never over.

Patrick says

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

clown world won

It's not over. It's never over.

Let me update it then... at a present time Clown World is winning hard. This is just my personal observation, and I really have no idea when or how this will turn around. I'm working on it, I'm raising my kids right. But feels very outnumbered right now. Not giving up, not being a doomer, just think America (that includes all of us) have a lot of work cut out for us to make it great again.

Reasons for my thinking:
- economy is collapsing
- homeless everywhere
- government corruption is blatant and everywhere
- ruling class doesn't even hide contempt for us working people
- great replacement is real
- trannies are exalted in media and corporations
- schools now worship and celebrate gay shit for entire month and then some, it's a fucking gay worshipping shrine these days.
- gays (and rest of alphabet) exalted in media and corporations
- cancel culture does not allow any criticism of any of those
- black lives matter group cannot be criticized
- Disney promotes gay to kids
- every corporation now focuses on diversity, and government mandated it
- all rich people celebrate degeneracy and sexual deviances (Abigail Disney and many others)
- Republican party is cucked same as Democratic party
- churches are empty, gay bars are full (Omar Mateen had no shortage of targets in Florida)
- social media controlled by crazy cancel culture drones
- media controlled by cancel culture drones
- government controlled by cancel culture drones
- FBI (see above)
- we were forced to lock down for 2 years over a mild cold and only unlocked temporarily due to Ukraine war
- we are constantly demoralized by our media and our economy is collapsing

Bankrupt Federal Government will pay many dividends, starting with unavoidable decentralization.

The Fed simply won't be able to issue unlimited bonds, and thus programs will be cut.

This includes Soc Sec, probably first, the wet dream of the elite. But also many federal programs, crisis coordination centers, disinfo campaigns.

If the WEF-Woke have to choose between a fat gov subsidy for solar and donating surplus military equipment to cops, they'll choose the former.

AmericanKulak says

The Media:

"MAN-O-PAUSE"
"WOMEN FIGHTING OFF SUITORS IN SENIOR YEARS, CHASED BY TOO MANY MEN*"
"WOMEN AGE LIKE WINE"

Reality:



* This is mathematically impossible to anybody that's seen a life insurance pamphlet.

This is brutal. This needs to be placated over every lamestream media disinformation billboard, so that wommynz come to their senses. The globohomo media is the fakest "friend" wommyn have, ruining them forever when reality catches up with them post-wall, priming them for a lonely 2nd half of their life on ssris

Truth Bomb is REEEE'ed by the Thought Police.

The above has now escalated:

https://patrick.net/post/1345513/2022-06-06-wapo-newsroom-melts-down-into-mean-girl

List of all the times Collegiate Women lost to High School Boys:

https://boysvswomen.com/

Patrick says

lol 50 million cock worthless whore stare

Olivia Stevens passed her test at the sixth attempt and believes females face challenges that males do not
Every year since 2002, more men have passed their driving test in Wales than women, but why?
Last year's Driver and Vehicle Standards Agency (DVSA) data show, just three test centres had a higher female pass rate - Swansea, Wrexham and Bala.
Males are also statistically much more likely to be hurt or killed in crashes.
The DVSA said "all candidates are assessed to the same standard" and their results are "entirely dependent" on how they drive on the day.
Despite greater success in tests, young men are much more likely to be involved in crashes once they are on the road.
The AA said this was due to their "increased likelihood to take more risks on the road".
Woman took 150 driving tests for others
learners face 10-month wait for driving test
It said making road safety part of the school curriculum could "reduce casualty numbers on our roads".
Wales mirrored the rest of the UK, with an overall pass rate of 51.7% for men and 47.3% for women.
The biggest difference between the pass rates was in Pwllheli, Gwynedd, with 72.3% of male candidates successful, but just 60.1% of females.
Olivia thinks there are stigmas that affect women drivers differently to men
Olivia Stevens, 22, who passed her driving test in Cardiff last summer on her sixth attempt, believes more consideration could be given to the differences between the sexes.
"I think there is still a bit of a subconscious stigma around female drivers being bad or nervous.
"Male drivers seem to go into their test with a lot more confidence, based on my personal experience," she said.
"Also, there should be more consideration on how hormones affect driving.
"Tasks involving co-ordination and dexterity are more difficult when oestrogen is low and this can impact things like driving."
What do driving instructors say?

Karen Price says she prefers teaching males to drive
Karen Price, 61, owns KS Driving school based in Shrewsbury, but many of her students take their test in Newtown in neighbouring Powys.
She said: "If I had a choice between teaching a male or female student, I would prefer to teach the male.
"They listen and they will think about what you are saying.
"They will start to do things straight away. With a female, five hours later, you are still coping with the same problem.
"I have found that females want to go for their test before they are ready. With lads, they tend to have more practical experience in a car."

https://archive.ph/L6wzh

I always wonder if the male fatality rate is adjusted for the fact that men spend more time driving, period, and are more likely to drive at night and in rough weather due to having more driving jobs than women.

AmericanKulak says

"They will start to do things straight away. With a female, five hours later, you are still coping with the same problem.

LOL! Doncha know. I told my wife to go to the Apple store for her computer problems, because I am tired of telling her the same stuff over and over that she forgets over and over because she thinks I should be her computer servant on call. Women spend a lot of time attempting to train you to be their various kinds of servant in one way or another in exchange for 'female gratitude'.

Of course, my wife just says that I am a bad teacher. I said, exactly, that why she should seek out real experts and talented teachers who are paid for this shit.

Lol, Jesse Kelly is living dangerously, but I think he may have a point.

I think you could show that women are far more likely than men to vote for homo indoctrination in schools, open borders, lockdowns, vaxx mandates, suppression of the Bill of Rights, and for Democrats.

Ceffer says

Women spend a lot of time attempting to train you to be their various kinds of servant in one way or another in exchange for 'female gratitude'.

You actually get female gratitude? Please tell us your secret.