An alleged serial pooper reportedly dropped a fat, smelly turd in the aisle near where former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was sitting alongside her daughter at the Shubert Theater in New York as they were watching a performance of Some Like it Hot.
The perp was reported to have then ran out while screaming "Sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiit"
One source said it was an old person. The only issue I have with that, if you're old and you can't hold your shit, I don't think you're limber enough to squat in the aisle. I would also suspect you may already know you have a problem, and wear the adult diapers. The placement and fact there were two turds seems like someone planned this.
What gets me is they called it the work of a serial pooper, but by the reports I saw it wasn't discovered until the lights came on after the first act. So them saying it was a serial pooper was so the Alt Right news sources wont start calling the NYC Shit Libs, "Street Shitters" and blame the DA for creating a culture of "Shit where you are" Democrats.
He was trying to improve the acrid burnt cinder odor from the Great Masonic Witch and her Satanist daughter-in-training. Or maybe a tranny thinking he was giving birth. "Some Like It Hot" is just so Baphomet.
An alleged serial pooper reportedly dropped a fat, smelly turd in the aisle near where former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was sitting alongside her daughter at the Shubert Theater in New York as they were watching a performance of Some Like it Hot.
The perp was reported to have then ran out while screaming "Sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiit"