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https://babylonbee.com/news/10-iconic-milestones-in-womens-history

I'm so old I remember old ladies smiling with pride when neighbors, family, their kids, their kids friends, etc. complimented on their cooking.

Damn that Cuban sandwich looks good.

AmericanKulak says

I'm so old I remember old ladies smiling with pride when neighbors, family, their kids, their kids friends, etc. complimented on their cooking.

Not just old ladies, but young wives as well. No woman wanted to be known as a bad cook.

"I heard that newlywed next door absolutely worships her husband - puts burnt offerings in front of him 3 times a day."

MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH!!

"I CAN COOK. I CAN MAKE BOXED KRAFT MAC N CHEESE AND A COLD CUTS PLATE OR CHIPS WITH A JAR OF PREMADE SALSA DIP!! WE CAN HAVE IT WITH THIS BOXED WINE!! I MADE MY KIDS (DINOSAUR FRIED FROZEN AND MINUTE) RICE AND CHICKEN FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT !"

- Women under 50 today

These days if they take some spaghetti and soak it in a pot for a few minutes, they think they graduated from the Cordon Bleu School. Let's be real, for most chicks born after the 1960s, unburnt toast is a flex.

AmericanKulak says

Let's be real, for most chicks born after the 1960s, unburnt toast is a flex.

An exception is the Midwest. I got some good meals while I was dating in Omaha and Dayton, and my wife is a very good cook.

https://notthebee.com/article/feminism-is-coming-full-circle-let-this-woman-explain-why-free-love-and-hookup-culture-does-not-work

Feminism says women need to essentially be men in order to be liberated. They need to hustle in the workforce, act like one of the bros, and have as many one-night stands as possible.

It ruined them. Now they're realizing that competing with men resulted in no fulfillment whatsoever.

A lot of older conservatives who grew up in a majority-Christian culture have been shouting this for years.

But their approach has been "this is wrong" instead of "this DOES NOT WORK."

The nuance is important for reaching a culture that's so far gone that it calls evil good and good evil.

Patrick says

But their approach has been "this is wrong" instead of "this DOES NOT WORK."

I don't think they realized it didn't work.

I imagine for many women it must have felt incredibly limiting to be confined to being a housewife or a secretary, and not having the same opportunities men had. In fact, this was true. My mother was a commercial artist, when she got married, she was immediately fired because it was time for her to get barefoot and pregnant. Women in 1950 didn't have access to credit.

But this idea that women SHOULD have to do what men do, nope. I know some good women engineers, but I know a lot of women that aren't good engineers and felt like they had to go into a STEM field of some sort, and they are unhappy. I code because it was a hobby. I'm actually a VLSI designer by education (glad I didn't pursue that!) How many girls do you know that would code for 12 hours? I know plenty of men that did, not women. There's a sort of pleasure in creating and figuring something out, it's a big puzzle, how many women enjoy that?

There's some formidable chess players, but all the top ones are men. The top female winner in Jeopardy, is a transgendered male to female.

There's a flipside to this as well. Men are more likely to have mental illness, they have a wider range in intelligence going from very retarded to being very intelligent, they are more likely to be criminals, from general thuggery to white collar crime. Women are a lot more mentally and physically stable in their health.

In the beginning, this masculinized 50-year old Finance chick who was probably hot once seems like she's going to actually learn something. Asking 100 middle aged men why they date younger gals, and finding the answer isn't so much Appearance, but that they've less Baggage, more pleasant, and semi-malleable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2dmCPkfh3Y

She then proves them right by discarding their opinions and replacing them with her feels, damning younger women and demanding men her age be "Challenged".

Who the fuck wants to be challenged by a wrinkled old bat after a long work week at a dinner you're paying for? Usually on a subject you know that you know you've spent more time in the last year researching than every article or conversation she had on the subject her whole life, and her opinion came from a single HuffPo article written by a fellow shrew?

richwicks says

Women are a lot more mentally and physically stable in their health.

I no longer believe this is true. I think a solid 10-15% of men will never be on the self-supporting wagon due to criminal impulse, antisocial behaviors, severe autism, etc. and this number has been stable through time

But I also think just as many if not more women, once you wade through their more subsidized lives, are incapable of supporting themselves fully. MAMFAT/Fibro, My Ass Gia subsidies, Cubefraus who are really kept at their gov/ed/big corp paperwork job out of lawsuit fears, pension pirates, alimony rustlers, minimal work week EIC + Child Support slobs, Middle Aged crazy ladies who live with kids in return for a couple of hours babysitting during the workweek and eating all the food and getting free rent with no job, the leech SAHMs that continue to stay home despite their 1 or 2 kids being teens/out of the house entirely, etc.

25-55 year old women are now #1 for mental illness and psychoactive drugs.

EDIT: fixed "capable" to INcapable.

Also: Most men would be very happy spending years on the side of a mountain digging potatoes and trapping, hunting, skinning wild pheasants and deer and boar. Most women would be absolutely miserable by themselves alone in less than a week.

It is true that men have a wider variety of mental abilities than women though. There are more male idiots and geniuses than female idiots and geniuses.

I'm pretty sure this is because of men having only one X chromosome. They get the full force of the genes on the X, while women get that force moderated by having a second copy.

Booger says

It's called a vacation...

My new favorite is "I married myself".

There's a word for it: "Sologamy"

https://www.vogue.com/article/women-marrying-themselves-sologamy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sologamy

No dude would ever do something that retarded.

The ancients recognized how Spinsters and Women without Patriarchy tended to useless selfishness. We've forgotten that.

In the 2003 Sex and The City episode “A Woman’s Right to Shoes,” principal character Carrie Bradshaw announced to a friend that she intended to wed herself in defiance of the stigmatism faced by single, unmarried women. 14 years later, Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima tied the knot with herself in a symbolic ceremony in Monaco and today, more and more people are practicing sologamy—but what is it all about?

What Is Sologamy?
Sologomay, or self-marriage, is a symbolic ceremony where you commit to maintaining a meaningful, deep, and loving relationship with yourself.

https://www.brides.com/story/sologamy-why-women-are-marrying-themselves

This is basically shouting "I'm a Narcissist" as loud as possible.

AmericanKulak says

once you wade through their more subsidized lives, are incapable of supporting themselves fully. MAMFAT/Fibro, My Ass Gia subsidies, Cubefraus who are really kept at their gov/ed/big corp paperwork job out of lawsuit fears, pension pirates, alimony rustlers,...

I know 2 women who refuse to get divorced/remarried because if they do, they'll lose their half of their husband's pension and medical benefits.

Yet both of them have moved on to other relationships.

AmericanKulak says

Asking 100 middle aged men why they date younger gals, and finding the answer isn't so much Appearance

Oh yes it is. Old men, just like younger men, prefer women whose boobs don't sag. Men are hard wired subconsciously to what looks fertile. No man cares about what looks "distinguished."

AmericanKulak says

Sologomay, or self-marriage, is a symbolic ceremony where you commit to maintaining a meaningful, deep, and loving relationship with yourself.

So if a sologamist actually does go on a date with a man, is she cheating on herself? Grounds for divorce?

Of 13 persons selected for the 2023 intake of Stanford Surgery Interns...
https://surgery.stanford.edu/news2/Match2023-results.html#gensurg_categoricals

Only one Man (Asian) made the cut . 12 of 13 positions went to women, in a country 50% Male and where 33% of the entire US population is White and Male.

(Click the tabs to see all the new intakes between General, Vascular, and Plastic)

That Asian guy is the doctor you want if you really need surgery. He must be damn good to get past the institutional sexism and racism at Stanford.

HeadSet says

Men are hard wired subconsciously to what looks fertile.

Exactly. It's obvious from evolution. Genes for men that didn't care about fertile-looking women were wiped out.

HeadSet says

AmericanKulak says

Sologomay, or self-marriage, is a symbolic ceremony where you commit to maintaining a meaningful, deep, and loving relationship with yourself.

So if a sologamist actually does go on a date with a man, is she cheating on herself? Grounds for divorce?

Check this story out:

She divorces the husband, makes her "Sologamy" the same time as her ex husband's new marriage (to a younger chick), and has poorly concealed disappointment their adult kids go to his wedding instead of her Narcissitic Supply Buffet.
https://archive.md/o09Ld#selection-995.0-998.0

How many red flags can you find?

I also like how it's pretty obvious her ego wanted her ex-husband to die a broken man, pining for her on her deathbed, like her father did with her mother.

https://babylonbee.com/news/rookie-woman-wears-clothes-to-gym

Patrick says

https://babylonbee.com/news/rookie-woman-wears-clothes-to-gym

Dude it's crazy. Everybody wearing this expensive shit and gyms being invaded by THOTs filming themselves (doing nothing but thigh/ass exercises of course).

I got in my white paint splattered t-shirt and cotton frayed shorts like a normal person.

AmericanKulak says

I got in my white paint splattered t-shirt and cotton frayed shorts like a normal person.

Yes, men must wear clothes like this to hide the boner.

Or even just good dads. Or even just men who may not be shilled at being a dad but put the kids first.

Patrick says

I like the kids, it's the wives I can't stand.

Patrick says

Rosie O’donnell hasn’t aged a bit

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

Patrick says

Rosie O’donnell hasn’t aged a bit

That is Rosie's better looking sister.

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-shelve-belief-gender-social-construct-minutes-boyfriend-changes-flat-tire-side-road

LOS ANGELES, CA - Local woman and self-described feminist Ruby Alexis decided to temporarily shelve her firmly held belief that gender is nothing but a social construct while her boyfriend changed her car's flat tire on the side of the road, sources confirmed Tuesday.

The automotive mishap occurred during her morning commute, and pulling off the highway, she immediately called her boyfriend and asked him to leave his place of employment to come and change the tire out for her vehicle's spare. "I don't know how to do this stuff - c'mon, you're the boyyy," the staunch progressive reportedly reasoned during the phone call.

Alexis's boyfriend agreed to come to her rescue, enabling her brief bout of patriarchal, socially regressive sexism.

At publishing time, sources had further confirmed that the woman also betrays her feminist ideals and embraces traditional gender roles every garbage day, when her yard needs to be mowed, and whenever in the vicinity of a crime or possible physical altercation.

The real reason married men live longer

Sexual activity accelerates aging in male rats
Full whitepaper: sci-hub.ru/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28965259/

lol

AmericanKulak says

The real reason married men live longer

Sexual activity accelerates aging in male rats
Full whitepaper: sci-hub.ru/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28965259/

Unless you're Mick Jagger, then sex, drugs, and everything else lengthens your life span, esp. staying away from feminism and soyboy-ism. Mankind really needs to think about the world it is leaving behind for Mick Jagger

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld/status/1649180161747869696?ref_src=patrick.net

The Fisherman and His Wife
There once lived in a hut on the shores of the Isle of Buyan an old man and his wife. They were very poor. The old man used to go to the sea daily to fish, and they only just managed to live on what he caught. One day he let down his net and drew it in. It seemed to be very heavy. He dragged and dragged, and at last got it to shore. There he found that he had caught one little fish of a kind he had never before seen, a golden fish.
The fish spoke to him in a man's voice. "Do not keep me, old man," it said; "let me go once more free in the sea and I will reward you for it, for whatever you wish I will do."

The old man thought for a while. Then he said, "Well, I don't want you. Go into the sea again," and he threw the fish into the water and went home.

"Well," said his wife, when he got home, "what have you caught today?"

"Only one little fish," said the man, "a golden fish, and that I let go again, it begged so hard. 'Put me in the blue sea again,' it said, ' and I will reward you, for whatever you wish I will do.' So I let it go, and did not ask anything."

"Ah, you old fool!" said the wife in a great rage, "what an opportunity you have lost. You might, at least, have asked the fish to give us some bread. We have scarce a crust in the house."

The old woman grumbled so much that her husband could have no quiet, so to please her off he went to the seashore, and there he cried out:

Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish came to the shore. "Well, what do you want, old man?" it asked.
"My wife," said the man, "is in a great passion, and has sent me to ask for bread."

"Very well," said the fish, "go home and you shall have it."

The old man went back, and when he entered the hut he found bread in plenty.

"Well," said he to his wife, "we have enough bread now."

"Oh yes!" said she, "but I have had such a misfortune while you were away. I have broken the bucket. What shall I do the washing in now? Go to the fish, and ask it to give us a new bucket."

Away went the man. Standing on the shore he called out:

Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish soon made its appearance. "Well, old man," it said, "what do you want?"
"My wife," said the man, " has had a misfortune, and has broken our bucket. So I have come to ask for a new one."

"Very well," said the fish, "you shall find one at home."

The old man went back. As soon as he got home his wife said to him, "Be off to the golden fish again, and ask it to give us a new hut. Ours is all coming to pieces. We have scarcely a roof over our heads."

The old man once more came to the shore, and cried:

Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish came. "Well, what is it?" asked the fish.
"My wife," said the man, "is in a very bad temper, and has sent me to ask you to build us a new cottage. She says she cannot live any longer in our present one."

"Oh, do not be troubled about that," said the fish. "Go home. You shall have what you want."

The old man went back again, and in the place of his miserable hovel he found a new hut built of oak and nicely ornamented.

The old man was delighted, but as soon as he went in his wife set on him, saying, "What an idiot you are! You do not know how to take good fortune when it is offered to you. You think you have done a great thing just because you have got a new hut. Be off again to the golden fish, and tell it I will not be a mere peasant's wife any longer, I will be an archduchess, with plenty of servants, and set the fashion."

The old man went to the golden fish.

"What is it?" asked the fish.

"My wife will not let me rest," replied the man; "she wants now to be an archduchess, and is not content with being my wife."

"Well, it shall be as she wishes. Go home again," said the fish.

Away went the man. How astonished was he, when, on coming to where his house had stood, he now found a fine mansion, three stories high. Servants crowded the hall, and cooks were busy in the kitchens. On a seat in a fine room sat the man's wife, dressed in robes shining with gold and silver, and giving orders.

"Good day, wife!" said the man.

"Who are you, man?" said his wife. "What have you to do with me, a fine lady? Take the clown away," said she to her servants. "Take him to the stable, and whip some of the impudence out of him."

The servants seized the old man, took him off to the stable, and when they had him there beat him so that he hardly knew whether he was alive or not. After that the wife made him the doorkeeper of the house. She gave him a besom, and put him to keep the yard in order. As for his meals, he got them in the kitchen. He had a hard life of it. If the yard was not swept clean, he had to look out.

"Who would have thought she had been such a hag?" said the old man to himself. "Here she has all such good fortune, and will not even own me for her husband!"

After a time the wife got tired of being merely an archduchess, so she said to her husband, "Go off to the golden fish, and tell it I will be a czarina."

The old man went down to the shore. He cried:

Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish came swimming to the shore. "Well, old man!" it said, "what do you want?"
"My wife is not yet satisfied," said the man; "she wants now to be a czarina,"

"Do not let that trouble you," said the fish, "but go to your house. "What you ask shall be done."

The man went back. In place of the fine house he found a palace with a roof of gold. Soldiers were on guard around it. In front of the palace was a garden, and at the back a fine park, in which some troops were parading. On a balcony stood the czarina surrounded by officers and nobles. The troops presented arms, the drums beat, the trumpets blew, and the people shouted.

In a short time the woman got tired of being czarina, and she commanded that her husband should be found and brought to her presence. The palace was all in confusion, for who knew what had become of the old man? Officers and noblemen hurried here and there to search for him. At length he was found in a hut behind the palace.

"Listen, you old idiot!" said his wife. "Go to the golden fish, and tell it that I am tired of being czarina. I want to rule over all the ocean, to have dominion over every sea and all the fish."

The old man hesitated to go to the fish with such a request.

"Be off!" said his wife, "or your head shall be cut off."

The man went to the seashore and said:

Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish did not come. The man waited, but it was not to be seen. Then he said the words a second time. The waves roared. A short while before it had been bright and calm, now dark clouds covered the sky, the wind howled, and the water seemed of an inky blackness. At length the fish came.
"What do you want, old man?" it asked.

"My old wife," answered he, "is not satisfied even now. She says she will be czarina no longer, but will rule over all the waters and all the fish."

The fish made no reply, but dived down and disappeared in the sea. The man went back. What had become of the palace? He looked around, but could not see it. He rubbed his eyes in wonder. On the spot where the palace had stood was the old hut, and at the door stood the old woman in her old rags.

So they commenced to live again in their old style. The man often went a-fishing, but he never more caught the golden fish.
https://sites.pitt.edu/~dash/type0555.html#russia

https://twitter.com/Resist_05/status/1649322143132549121?ref_src=patrick.net

AmericanKulak says

The real reason married men live longer

Sexual activity accelerates aging in male rats
Full whitepaper: sci-hub.ru/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28965259/

This would indicate unmarried men live longer. If constant sexual activity ages rates more quickly, I would guess unmarried men would age more slowly.