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HeadSet
2023 Apr 15, 7:57pm
HeadSet
2023 Apr 15, 7:57pm
FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says
That is Rosie's better looking sister.
Patrick says
Rosie O’donnell hasn’t aged a bit
That is Rosie's better looking sister.
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Patrick
2023 Apr 19, 9:28am
Patrick
2023 Apr 19, 9:28am
https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-shelve-belief-gender-social-construct-minutes-boyfriend-changes-flat-tire-side-road
LOS ANGELES, CA - Local woman and self-described feminist Ruby Alexis decided to temporarily shelve her firmly held belief that gender is nothing but a social construct while her boyfriend changed her car's flat tire on the side of the road, sources confirmed Tuesday.
The automotive mishap occurred during her morning commute, and pulling off the highway, she immediately called her boyfriend and asked him to leave his place of employment to come and change the tire out for her vehicle's spare. "I don't know how to do this stuff - c'mon, you're the boyyy," the staunch progressive reportedly reasoned during the phone call.
Alexis's boyfriend agreed to come to her rescue, enabling her brief bout of patriarchal, socially regressive sexism.
At publishing time, sources had further confirmed that the woman also betrays her feminist ideals and embraces traditional gender roles every garbage day, when her yard needs to be mowed, and whenever in the vicinity of a crime or possible physical altercation.
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AmericanKulak
2023 Apr 19, 8:53pm
AmericanKulak
2023 Apr 19, 8:53pm
The real reason married men live longer
Sexual activity accelerates aging in male rats
Full whitepaper: sci-hub.ru/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28965259/
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mell
2023 Apr 20, 7:01am
AmericanKulak says
Unless you're Mick Jagger, then sex, drugs, and everything else lengthens your life span, esp. staying away from feminism and soyboy-ism. Mankind really needs to think about the world it is leaving behind for Mick Jagger
The real reason married men live longer
Sexual activity accelerates aging in male rats
Full whitepaper: sci-hub.ru/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28965259/
Unless you're Mick Jagger, then sex, drugs, and everything else lengthens your life span, esp. staying away from feminism and soyboy-ism. Mankind really needs to think about the world it is leaving behind for Mick Jagger
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AmericanKulak
2023 Apr 21, 4:41pm
AmericanKulak
2023 Apr 21, 4:41pm
The Fisherman and His Wife
There once lived in a hut on the shores of the Isle of Buyan an old man and his wife. They were very poor. The old man used to go to the sea daily to fish, and they only just managed to live on what he caught. One day he let down his net and drew it in. It seemed to be very heavy. He dragged and dragged, and at last got it to shore. There he found that he had caught one little fish of a kind he had never before seen, a golden fish.
The fish spoke to him in a man's voice. "Do not keep me, old man," it said; "let me go once more free in the sea and I will reward you for it, for whatever you wish I will do."
The old man thought for a while. Then he said, "Well, I don't want you. Go into the sea again," and he threw the fish into the water and went home.
"Well," said his wife, when he got home, "what have you caught today?"
"Only one little fish," said the man, "a golden fish, and that I let go again, it begged so hard. 'Put me in the blue sea again,' it said, ' and I will reward you, for whatever you wish I will do.' So I let it go, and did not ask anything."
"Ah, you old fool!" said the wife in a great rage, "what an opportunity you have lost. You might, at least, have asked the fish to give us some bread. We have scarce a crust in the house."
The old woman grumbled so much that her husband could have no quiet, so to please her off he went to the seashore, and there he cried out:
Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish came to the shore. "Well, what do you want, old man?" it asked.
"My wife," said the man, "is in a great passion, and has sent me to ask for bread."
"Very well," said the fish, "go home and you shall have it."
The old man went back, and when he entered the hut he found bread in plenty.
"Well," said he to his wife, "we have enough bread now."
"Oh yes!" said she, "but I have had such a misfortune while you were away. I have broken the bucket. What shall I do the washing in now? Go to the fish, and ask it to give us a new bucket."
Away went the man. Standing on the shore he called out:
Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish soon made its appearance. "Well, old man," it said, "what do you want?"
"My wife," said the man, " has had a misfortune, and has broken our bucket. So I have come to ask for a new one."
"Very well," said the fish, "you shall find one at home."
The old man went back. As soon as he got home his wife said to him, "Be off to the golden fish again, and ask it to give us a new hut. Ours is all coming to pieces. We have scarcely a roof over our heads."
The old man once more came to the shore, and cried:
Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish came. "Well, what is it?" asked the fish.
"My wife," said the man, "is in a very bad temper, and has sent me to ask you to build us a new cottage. She says she cannot live any longer in our present one."
"Oh, do not be troubled about that," said the fish. "Go home. You shall have what you want."
The old man went back again, and in the place of his miserable hovel he found a new hut built of oak and nicely ornamented.
The old man was delighted, but as soon as he went in his wife set on him, saying, "What an idiot you are! You do not know how to take good fortune when it is offered to you. You think you have done a great thing just because you have got a new hut. Be off again to the golden fish, and tell it I will not be a mere peasant's wife any longer, I will be an archduchess, with plenty of servants, and set the fashion."
The old man went to the golden fish.
"What is it?" asked the fish.
"My wife will not let me rest," replied the man; "she wants now to be an archduchess, and is not content with being my wife."
"Well, it shall be as she wishes. Go home again," said the fish.
Away went the man. How astonished was he, when, on coming to where his house had stood, he now found a fine mansion, three stories high. Servants crowded the hall, and cooks were busy in the kitchens. On a seat in a fine room sat the man's wife, dressed in robes shining with gold and silver, and giving orders.
"Good day, wife!" said the man.
"Who are you, man?" said his wife. "What have you to do with me, a fine lady? Take the clown away," said she to her servants. "Take him to the stable, and whip some of the impudence out of him."
The servants seized the old man, took him off to the stable, and when they had him there beat him so that he hardly knew whether he was alive or not. After that the wife made him the doorkeeper of the house. She gave him a besom, and put him to keep the yard in order. As for his meals, he got them in the kitchen. He had a hard life of it. If the yard was not swept clean, he had to look out.
"Who would have thought she had been such a hag?" said the old man to himself. "Here she has all such good fortune, and will not even own me for her husband!"
After a time the wife got tired of being merely an archduchess, so she said to her husband, "Go off to the golden fish, and tell it I will be a czarina."
The old man went down to the shore. He cried:
Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish came swimming to the shore. "Well, old man!" it said, "what do you want?"
"My wife is not yet satisfied," said the man; "she wants now to be a czarina,"
"Do not let that trouble you," said the fish, "but go to your house. "What you ask shall be done."
The man went back. In place of the fine house he found a palace with a roof of gold. Soldiers were on guard around it. In front of the palace was a garden, and at the back a fine park, in which some troops were parading. On a balcony stood the czarina surrounded by officers and nobles. The troops presented arms, the drums beat, the trumpets blew, and the people shouted.
In a short time the woman got tired of being czarina, and she commanded that her husband should be found and brought to her presence. The palace was all in confusion, for who knew what had become of the old man? Officers and noblemen hurried here and there to search for him. At length he was found in a hut behind the palace.
"Listen, you old idiot!" said his wife. "Go to the golden fish, and tell it that I am tired of being czarina. I want to rule over all the ocean, to have dominion over every sea and all the fish."
The old man hesitated to go to the fish with such a request.
"Be off!" said his wife, "or your head shall be cut off."
The man went to the seashore and said:
Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish did not come. The man waited, but it was not to be seen. Then he said the words a second time. The waves roared. A short while before it had been bright and calm, now dark clouds covered the sky, the wind howled, and the water seemed of an inky blackness. At length the fish came.
"What do you want, old man?" it asked.
"My old wife," answered he, "is not satisfied even now. She says she will be czarina no longer, but will rule over all the waters and all the fish."
The fish made no reply, but dived down and disappeared in the sea. The man went back. What had become of the palace? He looked around, but could not see it. He rubbed his eyes in wonder. On the spot where the palace had stood was the old hut, and at the door stood the old woman in her old rags.
So they commenced to live again in their old style. The man often went a-fishing, but he never more caught the golden fish.
https://sites.pitt.edu/~dash/type0555.html#russia
There once lived in a hut on the shores of the Isle of Buyan an old man and his wife. They were very poor. The old man used to go to the sea daily to fish, and they only just managed to live on what he caught. One day he let down his net and drew it in. It seemed to be very heavy. He dragged and dragged, and at last got it to shore. There he found that he had caught one little fish of a kind he had never before seen, a golden fish.
The fish spoke to him in a man's voice. "Do not keep me, old man," it said; "let me go once more free in the sea and I will reward you for it, for whatever you wish I will do."
The old man thought for a while. Then he said, "Well, I don't want you. Go into the sea again," and he threw the fish into the water and went home.
"Well," said his wife, when he got home, "what have you caught today?"
"Only one little fish," said the man, "a golden fish, and that I let go again, it begged so hard. 'Put me in the blue sea again,' it said, ' and I will reward you, for whatever you wish I will do.' So I let it go, and did not ask anything."
"Ah, you old fool!" said the wife in a great rage, "what an opportunity you have lost. You might, at least, have asked the fish to give us some bread. We have scarce a crust in the house."
The old woman grumbled so much that her husband could have no quiet, so to please her off he went to the seashore, and there he cried out:
Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish came to the shore. "Well, what do you want, old man?" it asked.
"My wife," said the man, "is in a great passion, and has sent me to ask for bread."
"Very well," said the fish, "go home and you shall have it."
The old man went back, and when he entered the hut he found bread in plenty.
"Well," said he to his wife, "we have enough bread now."
"Oh yes!" said she, "but I have had such a misfortune while you were away. I have broken the bucket. What shall I do the washing in now? Go to the fish, and ask it to give us a new bucket."
Away went the man. Standing on the shore he called out:
Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish soon made its appearance. "Well, old man," it said, "what do you want?"
"My wife," said the man, " has had a misfortune, and has broken our bucket. So I have come to ask for a new one."
"Very well," said the fish, "you shall find one at home."
The old man went back. As soon as he got home his wife said to him, "Be off to the golden fish again, and ask it to give us a new hut. Ours is all coming to pieces. We have scarcely a roof over our heads."
The old man once more came to the shore, and cried:
Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish came. "Well, what is it?" asked the fish.
"My wife," said the man, "is in a very bad temper, and has sent me to ask you to build us a new cottage. She says she cannot live any longer in our present one."
"Oh, do not be troubled about that," said the fish. "Go home. You shall have what you want."
The old man went back again, and in the place of his miserable hovel he found a new hut built of oak and nicely ornamented.
The old man was delighted, but as soon as he went in his wife set on him, saying, "What an idiot you are! You do not know how to take good fortune when it is offered to you. You think you have done a great thing just because you have got a new hut. Be off again to the golden fish, and tell it I will not be a mere peasant's wife any longer, I will be an archduchess, with plenty of servants, and set the fashion."
The old man went to the golden fish.
"What is it?" asked the fish.
"My wife will not let me rest," replied the man; "she wants now to be an archduchess, and is not content with being my wife."
"Well, it shall be as she wishes. Go home again," said the fish.
Away went the man. How astonished was he, when, on coming to where his house had stood, he now found a fine mansion, three stories high. Servants crowded the hall, and cooks were busy in the kitchens. On a seat in a fine room sat the man's wife, dressed in robes shining with gold and silver, and giving orders.
"Good day, wife!" said the man.
"Who are you, man?" said his wife. "What have you to do with me, a fine lady? Take the clown away," said she to her servants. "Take him to the stable, and whip some of the impudence out of him."
The servants seized the old man, took him off to the stable, and when they had him there beat him so that he hardly knew whether he was alive or not. After that the wife made him the doorkeeper of the house. She gave him a besom, and put him to keep the yard in order. As for his meals, he got them in the kitchen. He had a hard life of it. If the yard was not swept clean, he had to look out.
"Who would have thought she had been such a hag?" said the old man to himself. "Here she has all such good fortune, and will not even own me for her husband!"
After a time the wife got tired of being merely an archduchess, so she said to her husband, "Go off to the golden fish, and tell it I will be a czarina."
The old man went down to the shore. He cried:
Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish came swimming to the shore. "Well, old man!" it said, "what do you want?"
"My wife is not yet satisfied," said the man; "she wants now to be a czarina,"
"Do not let that trouble you," said the fish, "but go to your house. "What you ask shall be done."
The man went back. In place of the fine house he found a palace with a roof of gold. Soldiers were on guard around it. In front of the palace was a garden, and at the back a fine park, in which some troops were parading. On a balcony stood the czarina surrounded by officers and nobles. The troops presented arms, the drums beat, the trumpets blew, and the people shouted.
In a short time the woman got tired of being czarina, and she commanded that her husband should be found and brought to her presence. The palace was all in confusion, for who knew what had become of the old man? Officers and noblemen hurried here and there to search for him. At length he was found in a hut behind the palace.
"Listen, you old idiot!" said his wife. "Go to the golden fish, and tell it that I am tired of being czarina. I want to rule over all the ocean, to have dominion over every sea and all the fish."
The old man hesitated to go to the fish with such a request.
"Be off!" said his wife, "or your head shall be cut off."
The man went to the seashore and said:
Little fish, little fish, come now to me,
Your tail in the water, your head out of sea!
The fish did not come. The man waited, but it was not to be seen. Then he said the words a second time. The waves roared. A short while before it had been bright and calm, now dark clouds covered the sky, the wind howled, and the water seemed of an inky blackness. At length the fish came.
"What do you want, old man?" it asked.
"My old wife," answered he, "is not satisfied even now. She says she will be czarina no longer, but will rule over all the waters and all the fish."
The fish made no reply, but dived down and disappeared in the sea. The man went back. What had become of the palace? He looked around, but could not see it. He rubbed his eyes in wonder. On the spot where the palace had stood was the old hut, and at the door stood the old woman in her old rags.
So they commenced to live again in their old style. The man often went a-fishing, but he never more caught the golden fish.
https://sites.pitt.edu/~dash/type0555.html#russia
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richwicks
2023 Apr 21, 11:56pm
richwicks
2023 Apr 21, 11:56pm
AmericanKulak says
This would indicate unmarried men live longer. If constant sexual activity ages rates more quickly, I would guess unmarried men would age more slowly.
The real reason married men live longer
Sexual activity accelerates aging in male rats
Full whitepaper: sci-hub.ru/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28965259/
This would indicate unmarried men live longer. If constant sexual activity ages rates more quickly, I would guess unmarried men would age more slowly.
937
GNL
2023 Apr 22, 12:48pm
GNL
2023 Apr 22, 12:48pm
Patrick says
This is why I've been saying the women are the weak link in culture. As a group, they refuse to see it for what it is. They are hugely susceptible to 2 things...1) being manipulated by the media and 2) Go along to get along.
I think I'm off just a bit but it is because I lost my train of thought and may not be using the right phrases.
https://twitter.com/Resist_05/status/1649322143132549121?ref_src=patrick.net
This is why I've been saying the women are the weak link in culture. As a group, they refuse to see it for what it is. They are hugely susceptible to 2 things...1) being manipulated by the media and 2) Go along to get along.
I think I'm off just a bit but it is because I lost my train of thought and may not be using the right phrases.
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mell
2023 Apr 22, 1:03pm
richwicks says
You may be a wee bit on the spectrum, fairly intelligent (at least that was my impression), but that was a social joke - and clearly you've never been married ;)
AmericanKulak says
The real reason married men live longer
Sexual activity accelerates aging in male rats
Full whitepaper: sci-hub.ru/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28965259/
This would indicate unmarried men live longer. If constant sexual activity ages rates more quickly, I would guess unmarried men would age more slowly.
You may be a wee bit on the spectrum, fairly intelligent (at least that was my impression), but that was a social joke - and clearly you've never been married ;)
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HeadSet
2023 Apr 22, 6:14pm
HeadSet
2023 Apr 22, 6:14pm
richwicks says
This is a play on the old joke that women stop putting out when you marry them. Along the line of - "Why is the Bride smiling? Because she has given her last BJ."
AmericanKulak says
The real reason married men live longer
Sexual activity accelerates aging in male rats
Full whitepaper: sci-hub.ru/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28965259/
This would indicate unmarried men live longer. If constant sexual activity ages rates more quickly, I would guess unmarried men would age more slowly.
This is a play on the old joke that women stop putting out when you marry them. Along the line of - "Why is the Bride smiling? Because she has given her last BJ."
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GNL
2023 Apr 23, 3:16pm
GNL
2023 Apr 23, 3:16pm
Patrick says
I promise you, women are the weak link in any society.
https://thecritic.co.uk/did-women-in-academia-cause-wokeness/
I promise you, women are the weak link in any society.
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AmericanKulak
2023 Apr 30, 2:11am
AmericanKulak
2023 Apr 30, 2:11am
Engagement Ring Sales Down
https://www.bernardine.com/engagement-ring-sales-are-down-sharply/
Another angle to COVID; Less Marriages right at the time the largest tranche of Millennial Chicks should experience biological Baby Rabies.
Signet Jewelers (SIG), whose corporate umbrella includes brands such as Zales, Jared, Kay Jewelers, and Diamonds Direct, reported that many early relationships, in particular, ended as lockdowns began in the winter and spring of 2020, which was then followed by a significant decrease in dating.
Zales, Jared, Kay Jewelers, and Diamonds Direct are all part of the Signet Jewelers corporate umbrella.
According to what was mentioned, this produced an "engagement gap."
Jamie Singleton, president, and chief consumer officer of Signet Jewelers, stated that "We're still seeing it today" during the company's investor day last week. "We're still seeing it today,"
Singleton, citing research conducted by the company, stated that the typical amount of time between a couple's first date and their engagement is 3.25 years.
https://www.bernardine.com/engagement-ring-sales-are-down-sharply/
Another angle to COVID; Less Marriages right at the time the largest tranche of Millennial Chicks should experience biological Baby Rabies.
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AmericanKulak
2023 May 1, 6:26pm
AmericanKulak
2023 May 1, 6:26pm
"Happy Wife, Happy Life" isn't in the Bible.
And it's not a guideline, but when you think about it, an ultimatum.
Things are now so bad that a spouse's mere non-happiness (not adultery, not abandonment, not severe abuse, not the other partner's serious and unmitigated addiction issues) is considered a valid reason to end a marriage. Think about that.
Are Tradcons just Feminists going the Speed Limit?
From memory from a podcast I listened to earlier today:
Anti Depressants, 2000: Women 1M, Men 500,000
Anti Depressants, 2020: Women 20M, Men 1M.
Also found this - note it's from 2010, reporting a 400% increase in antidepressants since the late 90s, and a stunning 23% of all women aged 40-50 :
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/astounding-increase-in-antidepressant-use-by-americans-201110203624
And it's not a guideline, but when you think about it, an ultimatum.
Things are now so bad that a spouse's mere non-happiness (not adultery, not abandonment, not severe abuse, not the other partner's serious and unmitigated addiction issues) is considered a valid reason to end a marriage. Think about that.
Are Tradcons just Feminists going the Speed Limit?
From memory from a podcast I listened to earlier today:
Anti Depressants, 2000: Women 1M, Men 500,000
Anti Depressants, 2020: Women 20M, Men 1M.
Also found this - note it's from 2010, reporting a 400% increase in antidepressants since the late 90s, and a stunning 23% of all women aged 40-50 :
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/astounding-increase-in-antidepressant-use-by-americans-201110203624
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Patrick
2023 May 3, 3:47pm
Patrick
2023 May 3, 3:47pm
https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/a-mortifying-charade-wednesday-may
She also “mis-gendered” Austin by referring to him using proper English pronouns. The horror.
Sometimes I wonder whether we’d be having these kinds of problems at all, if the feminist movement hadn’t cancelled men’s long-standing social obligations to protect women. Feminists said they didn’t need men, why would they, the law would protect them. Society had evolved beyond such repressive primitive notions of men being women’s saviors and protectors.
Well, who do you turn to when the law turns against you? The law has turned against real women in a lot of places. And it looks to me like many trans men are actually just predators in drag, men who take advantage of and victimize women every way they can, including stealing their cycling prizes and exposing themselves in the locker rooms for their own perverted grins and giggles.
Fifty years ago, a guy who exposed himself in a women’s locker room would have to move to a new town. The town’s men would have made sure of it. And they certainly wouldn’t have let perverts play with girls.
Can we — should we? — return to the place where men feel valued, appreciated, and respected for taking up the duty to protect women? Or have we evolved beyond that now?
Maybe I’m off track here, and please forgive me if I am, but I seems a smidge problematic that there’s an entire generation of boys who’ve been taught women don’t NEED — or even want — to be protected. In fact, boys are being taught even OFFERING to protect women is de facto insulting and disrespectful.
Instead, they learn that women can protect THEMSELVES, thank you very much (with a little help from the law).
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Patrick
2023 May 6, 1:09pm
Patrick
2023 May 6, 1:09pm
Women often say they feel "desired but not valued".
I think it's often true that men are valued but not desired. That is, women want a man, but aren't into sex nearly as much as men are.
I think it's often true that men are valued but not desired. That is, women want a man, but aren't into sex nearly as much as men are.
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mell
2023 May 6, 1:20pm
Patrick says
Totally. Even if you give her an orgasm every time she will never desire you like a man desires hot women. Not feeling valued is just a smokescreen for I want less work and more money and "fame". Also that's why the sex and the city you go gurl hot sex makes me happy propaganda has produced a majority of lonely and unhappy womyn on ssris these days.
Women often say they feel "desired but not valued".
I think it's often true that men are valued but not desired. That is, women want a man, but aren't into sex nearly as much as men are.
Totally. Even if you give her an orgasm every time she will never desire you like a man desires hot women. Not feeling valued is just a smokescreen for I want less work and more money and "fame". Also that's why the sex and the city you go gurl hot sex makes me happy propaganda has produced a majority of lonely and unhappy womyn on ssris these days.
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AmericanKulak
2023 May 8, 6:38am
AmericanKulak
2023 May 8, 6:38am
Patrick says
"Genuine Desire" - another great Rollo Point.
Women love sex - but only with rough Bad Boys who objectify them and use them, at least once they experience one (another reason BC matters).
Women often say they feel "desired but not valued".
I think it's often true that men are valued but not desired. That is, women want a man, but aren't into sex nearly as much as men are.
"Genuine Desire" - another great Rollo Point.
Women love sex - but only with rough Bad Boys who objectify them and use them, at least once they experience one (another reason BC matters).
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AmericanKulak
2023 May 8, 6:21pm
AmericanKulak
2023 May 8, 6:21pm
Canadian Female-Only Firefighter Conference : Preventative burn training instead causes massive forest fire.
https://thecountersignal.com/feminist-firefighters-accidentally-set-banff-ablaze/
https://thecountersignal.com/feminist-firefighters-accidentally-set-banff-ablaze/
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mell
2023 May 8, 6:25pm
AmericanKulak says
Lol "better than men, reeeeeee!"
Canadian Female-Only Firefighter Conference : Preventative burn training instead causes massive forest fire.
https://thecountersignal.com/feminist-firefighters-accidentally-set-banff-ablaze/
Lol "better than men, reeeeeee!"
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AmericanKulak
2023 May 8, 6:34pm
AmericanKulak
2023 May 8, 6:34pm
Reason why bodycounts ruin women: The story of Gwynneth Paltrow.
original link
Pitt gave her the tingles and was more romantic; Affleck was "Technically Better" in Bed but Pitt was more talented, according to Paltrow. She was also married to some guy from the band Cosplay, the one that ripped off Kraftwerk's riff for their highest charting song.
When Pitt asked her to marry him when she at 24, she refused thinking she needed more time to "discover herself", which she said she didn't do until age... 40?! Imagine a woman turning down Brad Pitt, and saying it wasn't until she was 40 - after she hit the wall and lost 99% of her fertility - that she started "Listening to her instincts".
This is the real reason Bodycounts are bad - women hold out against marriage too long. Only when they either get baby rabies (and their first grey hairs and wrinkles) or perimenopausal, do they suddenly want to get married.
EDIT: Another one is they endlessly compare their partners, trying to find the magic man who is 1/3rd Brad Pitt, 1/3rd Ben Afflack, and 1/3rd other dudes --- in ONE guy. Think about the absurdity if the shoe was on the other foot: "I want a woman who cooked like Minnie Pearl, looked like Heather Locklear in her prime, and banged like Christy Canyon. Until then I'm gonna keep looking." And the guy actually was with all three women at some point.
They try to stay in the "Maiden" stage too long. As the Chinese say, women over 25 are "Christmas Cake" - too stale, too nibbled at.
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Pitt gave her the tingles and was more romantic; Affleck was "Technically Better" in Bed but Pitt was more talented, according to Paltrow. She was also married to some guy from the band Cosplay, the one that ripped off Kraftwerk's riff for their highest charting song.
When Pitt asked her to marry him when she at 24, she refused thinking she needed more time to "discover herself", which she said she didn't do until age... 40?! Imagine a woman turning down Brad Pitt, and saying it wasn't until she was 40 - after she hit the wall and lost 99% of her fertility - that she started "Listening to her instincts".
This is the real reason Bodycounts are bad - women hold out against marriage too long. Only when they either get baby rabies (and their first grey hairs and wrinkles) or perimenopausal, do they suddenly want to get married.
EDIT: Another one is they endlessly compare their partners, trying to find the magic man who is 1/3rd Brad Pitt, 1/3rd Ben Afflack, and 1/3rd other dudes --- in ONE guy. Think about the absurdity if the shoe was on the other foot: "I want a woman who cooked like Minnie Pearl, looked like Heather Locklear in her prime, and banged like Christy Canyon. Until then I'm gonna keep looking." And the guy actually was with all three women at some point.
They try to stay in the "Maiden" stage too long. As the Chinese say, women over 25 are "Christmas Cake" - too stale, too nibbled at.
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Ceffer
2023 May 8, 7:52pm
Ceffer
2023 May 8, 7:52pm
Like my bounder friend from college used to say, "After 25, they aren't as pink any more." I suppose after menopause, without serious artificial hormonal intervention, it's more like beef jerky.
Girls, don't become somewhere between 'not as pink' and beef jerky and expect to score the Prince Charming.
There's my hideous male chauvinist remark of the day.
Girls, don't become somewhere between 'not as pink' and beef jerky and expect to score the Prince Charming.
There's my hideous male chauvinist remark of the day.
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AmericanKulak
2023 May 9, 6:18am
AmericanKulak
2023 May 9, 6:18am
Ceffer says
This is true; Ancient Chinese Medical books wrote about vaginas "Browning" with age.
Like my bounder friend from college used to say, "After 25, they aren't as pink any more." I suppose after menopause, without serious artificial hormonal intervention, it's more like beef jerky.
This is true; Ancient Chinese Medical books wrote about vaginas "Browning" with age.
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AmericanKulak
2023 May 9, 6:42am
AmericanKulak
2023 May 9, 6:42am
Bumble Filters for Height, set by Female Users.
If you insist on OLD, Lie about your height; they use filters like crazy, lie about weight and why they're single.
The average US female is 5'3". They can't tell the difference between 5'9"-5'10" and 6'0" anyway, unless you stood next to a ruler.
If you insist on OLD, Lie about your height; they use filters like crazy, lie about weight and why they're single.
The average US female is 5'3". They can't tell the difference between 5'9"-5'10" and 6'0" anyway, unless you stood next to a ruler.
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mell
2023 May 9, 7:44am
HeadSet says
When it came out with the novel idea that the womyn needs to make the first contact on a match it was the greatest thing for men, taking away a lot of work, instantly weeding out flakes/bots. Plus it was full of decently accomplished hotties (and at least some relationship material) as it didn't have the negative stigma of tinder. I match the height filter and did have 2 dates a week minimum. Used to be miles better than tinder but that was 10+ years ago or so
It is called "Bumble?" Like one is searching for "bums?"
When it came out with the novel idea that the womyn needs to make the first contact on a match it was the greatest thing for men, taking away a lot of work, instantly weeding out flakes/bots. Plus it was full of decently accomplished hotties (and at least some relationship material) as it didn't have the negative stigma of tinder. I match the height filter and did have 2 dates a week minimum. Used to be miles better than tinder but that was 10+ years ago or so
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GNL
2023 May 9, 7:53am
GNL
2023 May 9, 7:53am
Men should simply checkout from all this bullshit. The only thing I hope to gain from a marriage is not being alone when I'm old.
I have a 40 year old friend. He has 3 kids. His wife just left him for a woman. You can't count on anyone imo.
I have a 40 year old friend. He has 3 kids. His wife just left him for a woman. You can't count on anyone imo.
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HeadSet
2023 May 9, 7:54am
HeadSet
2023 May 9, 7:54am
mell says
Yes, but the "Bumble" name is unfortunate. It has "bum" in the name, and if one thinks "bumble bee," it conjures one who flits from flower to flower. Maybe they had the same marketing guru as Bud Lite.
When it came out with the novel idea that the womyn needs to make the first contact on a match it was the greatest thing for men, taking away a lot of work, instantly weeding out flakes/bots. P
Yes, but the "Bumble" name is unfortunate. It has "bum" in the name, and if one thinks "bumble bee," it conjures one who flits from flower to flower. Maybe they had the same marketing guru as Bud Lite.
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