patrick.net

Lol, the patrick.net HR department is the only one I trust.

I bet your wife runs it. A majority of HR personnel are women.

Or bitter gay men.

patrick.net remains a one person organization. At least there aren't any interpersonal politics.

Wife doesn't read the site, but does enjoy the memes each night by email.

Patrick says

Wife doesn't read the site, but does enjoy the memes each night by email.

Better that way, I don't want her to get the wrong impression ;)

My Dear Beloved Friend,

Greetings and thank you for your response. Please let this not sound strange to you because I am not asking you for money, for my only surviving lawyer who would have done this, died early this year. I prayed and got your email address from your country's guest book which I got from my late husband's archive and I wish to visit once more if God will in his infinite mercies grant me. In function of your good profile, I want to solicit your assistance in the discharge of my Will. I am Michelle Antoinette Marone, from London and am aged 68 years suffering from endometrial cancer. Please, I want you to help me create a charitable project with the money that I inherited from my deceased husband who died in a motor accident. I was brought up from a motherless baby's home and was married to my late husband for twenty nine years without a child.

My friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness and I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them anymore, so I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of 9,000,000.00 GBP (Nine Million Pounds) with my bank. All I need is an honest person who will use at least %60 of the funds as I would instruct, then the rest %40 will go to you for helping me accomplish this mission because donating this money to charity is the only legacy I can leave behind after my death. No money is required from you to carry on with this project because it is my heart desire to make a generous gift to you to work for a charity in your country. I don't mind if you are a Christian or Muslim or Hindu or Buddhist rather my only paramount concern here is whether I can trust you because this generation is filled up with greedy and fraudulent people all over the world. I will give you more details as soon as I hear from you.

Please contact me on the below emails: warthur7009@gmail.com

Looking forward to your urgent response.

Kind regards.

Mrs. Michelle A. Marone.

Damn! Who wants in on this?



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Reply with the DONATION CODE

The only fee you will pay to my personal assistant to release the money to you is $100 and he will send it to you through ATM CARD or CASHIER CHECK.

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Damn! What are the odds? Ka-Ching!
**
Good day to you.

I am Mr. Jean Dossou and a personal Accountant BOA bank of Benin
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almost the same name as yours died as a result of heart-related
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Malaysia where they all lost their lives. You can read the website
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There is a draft account opened in my bank in 1999 by the deceased. He
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Dear p,

Employee at patrick.net Company,

We are deeply saddened to inform you that your term of employment at patrick.net company has come to an immediate end. Due to the effect of high tax tariff which have affected our finance negatively during the last audit, we have no choice but to end your employment with us because we cannot service all the employees anymore. This decision is effective immediately and the original documents for the cancellation of your employment will be given to you in three days time. Note this is not a sack letter to you, rather we are reducing the number of employees. This is just a redundant leave.

Find attached your 2 months salary receipt.

We thank you for your service and we wish it didn't have to end this way.

Sincerely,

Human Resources Manager

cc: ceo@patrick.net

Then attached is an ISO 9660 CD-ROM file named "SALARY RECEIPT " (with the spaces)

I think I won't open that.

Patrick says

I think I won't open that.

I don't open any attachments unless I prompted it. 90% of the time I talked to the person via text or voice for the attachment. I don't open any emails unless I know the source either. The email address is usually a dead give away to not open it. Usually it's as obvious as can be. And fine, shut my account down.

Text have been worse lately. I've been getting random texts saying X, Y or Z account is about to be suspended with an obvious shit link just phishing to get my password. I'm sure there are people out there less secure or naive, but any of my financial accounts you can't get in with out me physically or my phone. That you'd still need a password to.

Got hacked once when I was younger and never again. Nothing financial, but I set everything up where it's even a pain in the ass for me to log in.

WookieMan says

Got hacked once when I was younger and never again.

Hope that Nigerian Prince didn't scam you too hard. :-)

That one was from cv@service.bosszhipin.com or at least that's what the email says.

Looks like it came from IP 95.214.26.179

And that IP is owned by:

organisation: ORG-SL1181-RIPE
org-name: Suisse Limited
country: SC
org-type: OTHER
address: House of Francis
address: Room 303
address: Victoria
address: Seychelles

Well, that's not descriptive enough to send a letter. I do see their abuse contact though:

blake.laurent@mailfence.com

I'll ask if he can stop that.

Patrick says

That one was from cvservice.bosszhipin.com or at least that's what the email says.

As long as there's not an attachment I will open the email. I don't click any link, just reply. Usually something ridiculous and mean. Something like I hope your mom gets AIDS while a mountain loin is eating her legs. I just make up random shit. I do it with texts too. Usually ends with a fuck you. Who knows if they even see it. It's fun either way.

Patrick says

Wife doesn't read the site

Without knowing anything about her, I'm guessing that you really don't want her reading stuff here.

I keep getting spam saying they caught me whacking off to the nudie girls on the interwebs. They claim to have me on video taken from my camera of me making my "O" face, while pleasuring myself to hot naked hairy Liberal babes. That's a God damned lie, there aren't any hot Liberal babes.
Besides I took a drill punch and knocked out the camera on my laptop, so even if they, tried all they would have is a solid blurry whiteout image. No discernable image, color, shadow or light.
They want $10,000 to preserve my honor.

Tenpoundbass says

They want $10,000 to preserve my honor.

Tell them if they want pics, they gotta go to your "onlyfans" page and PAY.

Tenpoundbass says

Besides I took a drill punch and knocked out the camera on my laptop,

I wonder if one could put a tiny rig with a small picture at the proper focal length, and the picture being a cop at his desk. Or install an app that intercepts the camera API and displays a GIF instead.

HeadSet says

Tenpoundbass says

Besides I took a drill punch and knocked out the camera on my laptop,

I wonder if one could put a tiny rig with a small picture at the proper focal length, and the picture being a cop at his desk. Or install an app that intercepts the camera API and displays a GIF instead.

Clever ideas. I just use a post it note to cover my camera. Someone could probably hack and hear sound, but I say nothing of interest besides yelling at the kids to do something as I sit there doing nothing. lol.

zzyzzx says

Patrick says

Wife doesn't read the site

Without knowing anything about her, I'm guessing that you really don't want her reading stuff here.

I have no worry about that. She knows all my opinions and she's OK with them. She definitely agrees with me about the toxxine, and that's the main thing. When her co-worker Danielle died from it, she was pretty upset.

https://www.altamesafuneralhome.com/obituary/danielle-carmichael

Tenpoundbass says

I keep getting spam saying they caught me whacking off to the nudie girls on the interwebs.

I think most people get those spams. It's all bullshit.

Patrick says

I think most people get those spams. It's all bullshit.

Yes, but it would be interesting to see how many people got scared and paid. Those folks likely got "fully vaxxed" as well.

Yes, there's a kind of natural selection going on in many areas.

Naive people are a danger to themselves and to others.

HeadSet says

I wonder if one could put a tiny rig with a small picture at the proper focal length, and the picture being a cop at his desk. Or install an app that intercepts the camera API and displays a GIF instead.

I'd use one of the pictures from Hunter's laptop.

Lol, everyone should be report Hunter's crimes, including the photos, to the FBI via their anonymous tip site:

https://tips.fbi.gov/

Note that their site includes Google spyware which also pipelines all tips directly to Google and lets Google identify you so you're not really anonymous. You probably want to use a library computer or some such. Remember, the FBI itself is organized crime.

Patrick says

You probably want to use a library computer or some such.

Around here the public library computers require a login that you have to get from the staff. So you would need a fake ID with your picture and a fake name (or just use Hunter Biden's info).

zzyzzx says

Patrick says

You probably want to use a library computer or some such.

Around here the public library computers require a login that you have to get from the staff. So you would need a fake ID with your picture and a fake name (or just use Hunter Biden's info).

You don't need an ID here for the library. We block sites, but kids have been caught finding new sites.... porn. Summer is the worst with kids out of school. But if you're in an urban area, not city, you might be able to get away with something. Or pay an out of district fee for a card in a rural area. They aren't going to check you ID. Just depends on whatever illegal activity you're doing.

I don't condone illegal activity from libraries. But it's a pretty good work around if you know what you're doing.

It's not illegal to report crimes to the FBI.

Well, maybe they will make it illegal if the crimes are committed by prominent corrupt Democrats like Hunter and Pedo Joe.

Patrick says

It's not illegal to report crimes to the FBI.

Well, maybe they will make it illegal if the crimes are committed by prominent corrupt Democrats like Hunter and Pedo Joe.

Yes, accuse you of filing a false report.

It's a true report!

Hunter really committed all the crimes documented on his laptop.

Patrick says

It's a true report!

Absolutely true. They will still accuse you of filing a false report.

Patrick says

Yes, there's a kind of natural selection going on in many areas.

Naive people are a danger to themselves and to others.

Better to be a warrior in the garden than a gardener in a war.

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You can view your personalized appraisal by clicking on the below evaluation. If you have any questions or need further clarification, feel free to reach out. Thank you for your hard work and dedication!

We appreciate your continued service and commitment to our organization.

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Lol, that IP address 38.103.244.155 is registered to:

OrgName: PSINet, Inc.
OrgId: PSI
Address: 2450 N Street NW
City: Washington
StateProv: DC
PostalCode: 20037
Country: US