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One for Ceffer: Las Vegas Alien


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2023 Jun 8, 12:06pm   192 views  7 comments

by AmericanKulak   ➕follow (8)   💰tip   ignore  

Elvis is back, and he brought his tall alien friends with him.

BREAKING: Police bodycam records UFO crash landing in Las Vegas

Residents call police saying a couple “not human” 8-10ft beings with big eyes in their backyard

Black SUVs reported in area that possibly took aircraft away & all video of backyard blacked out

Watch for yourself
https://twitter.com/i/status/1666837864943071233?ref_srpatrick.net

https://youtu.be/BYodBo1aNM8?t=46

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1   Ceffer   2023 Jun 8, 12:16pm  

Our gardeners are tall aliens. They are great at vaporizing shrubbery and overgrowth, but very annoying with their telepathic alien music.

Some in the neighborhood are petitioning for annoying, loud leaf blowers as a preferable option. Everybody knows they have been here for a long time.
2   richwicks   2023 Jun 8, 2:46pm  

Gee, if they just had a camera on them to record it..

It's just another hoax. The first giveaway that it's a hoax is that it's a "news" report on teeeveee.
3   AmericanKulak   2023 Jun 8, 2:51pm  

Some misinformation is less troubling than "others"
4   AD   2023 Jun 9, 12:14am  

My local news station in the Florida panhandle reported this. There is even a 911 call center report about this sighting. The family that saw this called 911.

https://www.mypanhandle.com/news/weird/las-vegas-family-makes-out-of-this-world-claim-after-witnesses-police-see-flash-in-the-sky/
5   Ceffer   2023 Jun 9, 1:51am  

Some think in the ever shifting sands of 'black hat' AI and 'white hat' AI, like sumo wrestlers trying to get a pinky hold for advantage, they have shelved the 'Alien Invasion' false flag as unviable. So maybe we won't get project blue beam UFO holograms after all.

The Woo artists don't believe in alien invasion, because according to them, the aliens have been here all along. We have been a galactic crossroads , and aliens are an inextricable part of our true history. Certainly, there are many manifestations in ancient accounts and baffling buildings to support that theory. They believe (including some respected and esoteric religious figures from many religions) that Human history is entwined with a long term alien infiltration, and guidance, at random points.

Some of them don't think that many historical scientific discoveries came from 'brilliant individuals' like Newton or Einstein, but were 'conferred' at historical points to individuals who could understand and promulgate them. Some think Einstein's stuff is a stale dead end that doesn't really explain what the publicity physics claim. This is on purpose to hide much more esoteric and advanced physics allowed to a gnostic minority. Just like we have fake history, we have fake science for the plebs. Of course the Woo-sters also think the near miraculous and rapid technologic advances since WWII are from the downed alien craft recovered so far, possibly with aliens aiding and abetting.
7   fdhfoiehfeoi   2023 Jun 9, 8:34am  

There are no aliens, a more fun theory, but just as baseless as flat earth. There programs that have achieved advanced flight beyond what has been disclosed, if you want to dig in, just remember focus is deep state hiding and suppressing technology.

Why all the stories now. Any port in a storm, any distraction from the shit show they call "ruling" that's about to culminate in their demise.

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