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Oh come on, this is not the place for restraint! At least not *that* kind of restraint.

Now Jamie I've seen your website and ahem, your photo, I really really do not need the (your photo) + (restraints) = one of your books. equation running through my already clogged head.

I have to go to Berkeley today and purchase art materials for the budding artists to turn lead into gold with, so I will not be around for a while. (THANK GOD, right? LOL)

Jack in Berkeley? Well I guess the apple truly doesn't fall far from the tree now does it? Just be sure when you're at amsterdam art you don't venture up to the local "head shop" on telegraph ave. Do then still have your frequent huffer card on file there? I kid I kid. :)

(not investement advice)

then does not = they

No Fuchs yet, but he is still under his previous 14 day haitius. I swear I'm caning his orange furry ass when he returns. Someone is eating all the food in the outdoor dish though. I remain hopeful as the reality is too painful. This would be a hit that I couldn't just shake off.

Thanks Jack, I need all the "good energy" I can get to bring that fucker back. He's a HUGE part of my life and I really really miss him. posted more pics at surferx.blogspot.com

COME BACK MR FUCHS.

There is no thread bubble.

Long live the Fuchs.

Today is the day that a FUCHS will come home and receive a throrough caning!

Now that's truly odd, I too believe he's coming back today. My estimate is 9:32pm at 11.5 lbs, that's 6.5lbs less than his fighting weight.

(PeterP will be vindicated too, as the October 10 sigma event will have happened with Fuchs’ return!)

Given a choice, I would rather have the return of Fuchs.

Post komments now or you will not able to do so before this thread hits 1000K level.

I think I have done my level best to inflate this thread beyond all reason...Oh yeah, there is no thread bubble!

Jamie
You have a web site? Curiouser and curiouser......

"You have a web site?"

Maybe Surfer-X should change his screen name to Surfer PI, or Detective X. ;-)

“You have a web site?”

Whoops, sorry man, didn't mean to leak the secret!

"I would love to write a book, but I am horrible at self editing and never seem to progress."

You should do it! You don't seem to have any problems with self-editing and progress here on the blog. :-) You're always articulate. I would be happy to recommend resources if you want.

"Whoops, sorry man, didn’t mean to leak the secret!"

No secret, just not advertised. ;-)

There is no thread bubble!

You should do it! You don’t seem to have any problems with self-editing and progress here on the blog. You’re always articulate. I would be happy to recommend resources if you want.

You are kind and generous to a confused and aimless writer wannabe. :)
Any good resources would be much appreciated.

Bubble? Who said bubble?

Surfer-X

I'm adding my positive thoughts and energy toward the return of the little Fucher TODAY! Ooooooooooooommmmm.

SactoQT, thank you.

I think he got tired of paying his rent. Mind you, his rent consisted of the following, daily, 1) 5 minutes of unlimited petting, and 2) a bit of ear nibbling.

I think he got tired of paying his rent. Mind you, his rent consisted of the following, daily, 1) 5 minutes of unlimited petting, and 2) a bit of ear nibbling.

Can I come live with you?

"1) 5 minutes of unlimited petting, and 2) a bit of ear nibbling."

He pets you and chews on your ear? You've got that cat trained.

"Any good resources would be much appreciated."

Okay, I'll write some stuff down and send it to you later today!

Okay, I’ll write some stuff down and send it to you later today!

Coooooool.

He pets you and chews on your ear? You’ve got that cat trained.

Nope, Fuchie is a bit of a biter, after your 5 minutes is up, he nibbles you. So during my 5 minute daily rent payment, I nibble his ears.

Note: cat ear nibbling (CEN) is "NOT" investment advice.

So during my 5 minute daily rent payment, I nibble his ears.

I knew that notched ear didn't come from a cat fight.

SactoQT, I can confirm the ear notching came from a cat fight. Took him in to UC Davis vet med clinic and evidently they are very experience with the brawling toms. The doctor said, "he'll have a big cut on his chest where he got bunny kicked". Sure enough, big cut on the chest. Seems cat fighting involves pining your opponent, biting the ear, bunny kicking the chest with the back paws and pulling your teeth through the ear. Fuchie is a large large cat, he is usually 18lbs and is not fat at all, has 8 claws on each front hand, and is very very fast/strong. So I sudder to think what damage he did on his opponent. First rule of Cat Fight Club is there is no Cat Fight Club, second rule of Cat Fight Club is there is not Cat Fight Club, third rule of Cat Fight Club is if this is your first night, you must fight.

First rule of Cat Fight Club is there is no Cat Fight Club, second rule of Cat Fight Club is there is not Cat Fight Club, third rule of Cat Fight Club is if this is your first night, you must fight.

I must pass this on to my cat. Did I tell you my cat is a virtual twin to Fuchie? My husband would gladly give him to you, but then I'd have to kill him. (my husband that is)

SactoQT, you have a large orange cat? Did you know that they are 99% male? Is your cat a 8-toed mutant like mine also? Mr. Fuchs is amazing, so lazy, so beautiful, so jerky, ahhhh to be a beautiful talented athlete that is dummer than a bag of hammers.

I have to count my cats toes. Actually, I think he has the normal number, but he really looks just like Fuch's. He's a complete asshole too. Another funny trait my cat has is that he totally prefers men to women. I stayed with my parents while I was planning my wedding, and my cat completely ignored me in favor of my dad. To this day 7 years later, when my dad comes over the cat comes running as if to say "you're here you're here!" Dumb jerk would leave me in an instant if my dad asked.

But he's good with my kids so he gets to stay. I thought he'd be complete hell with the kids. But he's so damn ornery he refuses to let the kids chase him out of a room. He just lays there and takes their abuse out of sheer perversity.

"Fuchie is a bit of a biter"

All the good men are. ...Oops, sorry, I'll shut up now.

Fuchie is a eunuch. I can attest to his Aria abilities.

"ahhhh to be a beautiful talented athlete that is dummer than a bag of hammers."

It's the American dream.

The Dude's not greedy, he just wanted his rug back, really tied the room together.

Dude!

Dude.

Nice marmot.

Nothings fucked here

Nothings fucked here? The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain.

And of course, careful man there's a beverage here.

"Nothings fucked here

Nothings fucked here? The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain.

And of course, careful man there’s a beverage here. "

Okay, it's been too long, I don't remember this part of the movie. Or have we moved on to other obscure references now? Refresh my memory, dude.

"WHEW! I made it back before “Huh?-1000″ was achieved…."

Jack's back. Only seconds until we acheive Huh 1000 now.

dude gets pushed into Lebowski's limo, spills drink, and utters, "careful man there's a beverage here"

Then trys to explain to lebowski that "new shit has recently came to light, theres a lot of in and outs". and that "nothings fucked here"

"dude gets pushed into Lebowski’s limo, spills drink, and utters, “careful man there’s a beverage here”"

Dude. I need to watch the movie again.