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Did you ever try sucking your own dick?
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2023 Dec 12, 12:51pm 276 views 3 comments
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What the title says.
Did you also ever swallow your own semen?
Sorry for the troll post, Patrick but I just had to since I find it hilarious that a man would suck his own dick and swallow his own semen.
Me? I am an old fart that never did it. Don’t have the flexibility to do it anyway.
Imagine a dude going to a yoga class and starting to suck his own dick and swallowing his own semen.
When confront by the yoga instructor and yoga clsssmates, he claims it’s a tantric yoga pose.
Hell, they have nude yoga now: imagine him do it at a nude yoga class.
lol 😂
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Patrick
2023 Dec 12, 1:21pm
Sounds like a gay and self-congratulatory thing to do, so I'm sure it's popular among the Democrats who can do it.
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clambo
2023 Dec 12, 2:01pm
If the idiot does yoga, I guess it's not such a big deal; in India they drink piss already.
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WookieMan
2023 Dec 12, 2:12pm
Might be the dumbest pat net post I've seen. Why would a man even suggest this unless he's gay? Oh... he's gay...
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Did you also ever swallow your own semen?
Sorry for the troll post, Patrick but I just had to since I find it hilarious that a man would suck his own dick and swallow his own semen.
Me? I am an old fart that never did it. Don’t have the flexibility to do it anyway.
Imagine a dude going to a yoga class and starting to suck his own dick and swallowing his own semen.
When confront by the yoga instructor and yoga clsssmates, he claims it’s a tantric yoga pose.
Hell, they have nude yoga now: imagine him do it at a nude yoga class.
lol 😂