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Since the contest is for ever more absurd layering of fake outrage, who knows what creative offenses they are up to. Who said that society has to keep humoring these bizarre sacred cows?

birthdays are oppressive events where you are violently assigned an arbitrary gender simply because it happens to match your biology. the mere thought makes me shudder.

cakeday lets the person choose their day of celebration. lord knows they like to "celebrate" shit.

plus, soon births will be bigoted. first women were pregnant, then men pregnant. next is test tube babies that are grown outside the "gestation midsection" of a "celebrator".

Ah:

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"Cake Day" refers to the anniversary of your reddit account, not your actual birthday. Your cake day is March 4. On that day, reddit places a little picture of a piece of cake next to your name on all of your posts and comments. It's the day... where you have cake. Cake day.

Should patrick.net have cakedays? I could put a little icon next to a user name when it's the anniversary of their joining.

Patrick says

Should patrick.net have cakedays? I could put a little icon next to a user name when it's the anniversary of their joining.

Make it the middle finger emoji/icon. A cake looks gay as Hicus alludes to. I've known a couple gays, friend of friends that I did meet that suicided themselves. It's a mental illness. No need to make it look like patnet is "perceived" to be gayish and support mental illness.

Patrick says

Should patrick.net have cakedays? I could put a little icon next to a user name when it's the anniversary of their joining.

no...sounds like a participation award

https://medium.com/collapsenews/new-study-at-least-15-of-all-reddit-content-is-corporate-trolls-trying-to-manipulate-public-b249bd42ab42