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The UK Daily Mail ran a heartwarming story yesterday headlined, “Transgender Australian becomes the first biological male to become a world champion in a women's sport - and rivals are NOT happy.”




Ladies, I don’t know what to tell you. Croquet is just the most recent example proving that men are much better women than women are. And we’re not just better at women’s sports like weightlifting, soccer, and volleyball. Men are better women even at the genteel sports, like lawn bowling, badminton, and croquet.

Mr. Gumbrell entered womanhood four years ago when he turned 19. Since enlisting as female, Jamie Gumbrell, 23, has won every tournament in which he, or she, has competed. Boom. World champion.

This one wasn’t even close. Gumbrell defeated England’s Rachel Gee 7-2 in the final, and according to reports, Rachel was uselessly crying in frustration behind her sunglasses while Mr. Gumbrell proudly accepted the ladies’ trophy. Rachel didn’t complain though.

You see, the actual ladies competing at the wickets weren’t allowed to complain. “There was a huge amount of disquiet,” admitted Sue Lightbody, a player on England's World Championship team, but “everything was hush-hush, everyone was worried about being called transphobic.” In other words, men have finally found a way to shut women up. Women — proper ones — should be seen more and heard less. Let the trans women handle the talking.

Don’t shoot the messenger! I didn’t make the rules. I couldn’t have even imagined the rules. You cannot make this stuff up.

The pictures are confusing. Which one is female?

Has Trump apologized for helping normalize this mental illness yet?

This one wasn’t even close. Gumbrell defeated England’s Rachel Gee 7-2 in the final, and according to reports, Rachel was uselessly crying in frustration behind her sunglasses while Mr. Gumbrell proudly accepted the ladies’ trophy. Rachel didn’t complain though.

A new study published in the peer-reviewed European Journal of Endocrinology revealed that male transvestites taking feminizing hormones are 93% more likely to suffer heart disease than other men.

Female transgenders taking male testosterone are also 63% more likely to suffer heart disease than other women.

Follow me back in time to the year 2013 when Serena Williams told a story that would get her canceled in 2024 ...

"Men's tennis and women's tennis are completely almost two separate sports. So I'm like if I were to play Andy Murray I would lose 6-0 6-0 in five to six minutes, maybe ten minutes ...

I only want to play girls, because I don't want to be embarrassed."