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https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/after-death-of-immigration-bill-mcconnell-gives-republicans-silent-treatment

He's a shill on Satan's treadmill. He obviously was taken out and rubber hosed at one point. Like Feinstein, to stay alive at all, he has to stay in his publicity stunt position and do what he is told. Is he worth a body double, or just a funeral retirement? Play crooked mafia games, get crooked mafia results.

...he should go back to being a model for Cabbage Patch Kids.

https://slaynews.com/news/ted-cruz-calls-mitch-mcconnell-resign/

Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) has called on Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to resign from his position as Senator Republican leader.

Yeah, it's time to strike. He's in ill health, having mini-strokes for sure, he told several Senators to support the bill unread and 'trust him' and they're pissed because it's a huge stinker in an election year.

Ditch Mitch.

https://nypost.com/2024/02/28/us-news/sen-mitch-mcconnell-will-step-down-as-republican-leader-in-november/

Sen. Mitch McConnell will step down as Republican leader in November

At least the GOP forces their senile oldsters out instead of abuse them like the Dems did with Feinstein and currently with Biden...all to hold onto their power.

Don't get too excited about McConnell's departure. Long ago, the oligarchs that run the Uniparty picked his replacement. McConnell will soon be gone, but his destructive, evil spirit lives on.

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/ukraine-devastated-to-lose-top-republican-senate-seat

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/mcconnell-acknowledges-he-is-no-longer-fit-to-be-senator-will-keep-being-senator

... McConnell also confessed that he no longer had the capacity to serve as the Republican Party leader, and so would continue doing so until after an incredibly consequential election. "You have to know when to hang it up," said McConnell. "After several episodes of losing all mental functions including the ability to speak, I had to look in the mirror and recognize that my time was up. So, I'm going to keep doing the exact same job until right after an enormously important election, after which time I'll turn it over to someone who can still consistently speak in sentences."

At publishing time, President Biden had called McConnell to ask him why on earth he had decided to retire so young.

https://twitter.com/AlexJonesMW3/status/1789692614356209858

He rebooted again after being asked if he is running again.

RC2006 says

https://twitter.com/AlexJonesMW3/status/1789692614356209858

He rebooted again after being asked if he is running again.

Crazy. Why is this guy not in a nursing home