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And there are already people taking weird positions on things, so I guess that role is already taken.

"Yeah! I DID that! I made the case that the wal mart worker should take a chance and take out a NAAVLP loan . Just because I was bored!"

LOL. Puppetmaster.

I'm going to be a Muppetmaster.

We should figure out which Muppet everyone on the blog is.

Could my comments get any more stupid?

I can't even remember who most of the muppets are, but I think we'd have to be the two old guys sitting up in the balcony.

"Everybody is so predictably easy to tweak at this point… just read em and fire away!"

Yeah, that's sort of why I made that pimps and hos comment on the newest thread. I just wanted to see who it would piss off and if my prediction of who it would piss off would be correct.

That's bad.

He He He

Jamie said "weird positions."

Well most people don't know when I'm joking. I should insert more smiley faces.

I nominate myself as Miss Piggy. I just need to go find my Kermie.

OKAY, QT, (that's my new nickname for you, QT--you like?), which muppet are you?

Oh you answered my question before I asked it! We're sympatico.

QT, Miss Piggy's hair is kind of Farrah-like.

Ha! Beat you to it!

Oh, and Peter is sooooooooo lurking!

"You are one sick F**K!"

My version of the Muppets would not be for children.

The pig and I have a lot in common. :razz:

I think Peter P is Kermit. Mild-mannered, likeable, friendly... But is he green?

HIIIIIYA!

"I have always had a problem with stick puppets."

I thought all the muppets were hand-operated? (hush you two)

:mrgreen:

I mean, I thought they were not marionettes.

Okay, if the muppet thing is going to give Jack nightmares and send him into therapy, we should stop.

(but Surfer-X is Animal. Isn't that the name of the wild, hairy one?)

Jamie said.......... hush.

I am on total housing talk burnout. Glad to see a couple other burnouts hanging around.

So Jamie, who are you? What other female muppets are there?

Surfer-X is definately animal. Jack is Fozzy Bear?

I'm one of the old guys sitting up in the balcony. I always connected most with their cranky comments.

The old guys in the balcony were the best part of the show. I kinda liked the swedish chef too.

What the fuck indeed. There are some scary puppet shows out there. Mr. Rogers is a prime example. His puppets were weak.

Okay, so if we can't talk Muppets, we have to say what everyone is going to be for Halloween, even if you're not actually dressing up for Halloween. Make something up. QT, we know you're going as a naughty nurse. So you get to pick other people's costumes.

Mr. Rogers is flat out disturbing.

Mr. Rogers' puppets were musty. Yes. I almost used that word first time. Jack, do we share a brain?

My husband and I decided to use our old costumes because we waited too long to buy them. My husband is going as the catholic school girl and I'm going to be the nun with a ruler.

"My husband is going as the catholic school girl and I’m going to be the nun with a ruler."

LOL, I don't even want to know what happens after the party!

"Bob Ross!"

But where will you find hair big enough?

I was going to suggest Andy Warhol.

If I wasn't a lapsed catholic I'd worry that I was going to burn in Hell.

LOL, I don’t even want to know what happens after the party!

_brings pinky to lips_

I don't have a good answer for the costume question. If it wouldn't freak out my conservative neighbors, I'd dress up as a vampire chick.

Not very creative, but...

I’d dress up as a vampire chick.

You mean a yellow fuzzy baby chicken vampire?

I was a vampire once, and a bride of dracula another time. Sadly that was the last time I dressed up, like 15 years ago, even though I love Halloween. I need to get a life.

"You mean a yellow fuzzy baby chicken vampire?"

Exactly.

If it bothers you to put your hand in it, you should find a new hobby.