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False Alarm! (This time)

The big cane behind the stage sets is pulling him off stage by the neck with extreme prejudice? There's danger in the actor stable who have been playing him, too. Will they have to Arkancide all the actors as a safety measure?

If it's on Air Force (not) One, it's Praetorian Guard "assassination".

It won't be that surprising if they followed the brief spell of fake soap opera after the (fake??) debate with more crazy fucking shit.

If it's fake news, why was it put out and what is it distracting from?

It has finally been cleared up. The Secret Service just found Biden eating his own poo and thinking it was chocolate ice cream and had to clean him up.

Maybe the powers that be had a last minute change of heart about de-douching the Presidency. Of course, every body else who would replace is an even worse douche.

https://x.com/rawsalerts/status/1809381996977893761/photo/1

I don't think Biden's plane is called AF1. I think it's called 'CIA Hollywood One'.

Laura Loomer is sticking to her breasts....err her guns. I'm confused.