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"He promised he wouldn't stop until the Crisco ran out. There's still a whole pot of Crisco."
AmericanKulak says

(Parody)

Ear pussy balm?

Harris will get dropped; Big Mike will be the selected.

Booger says

I just told my buddies that knee pads will be out of stock. If you have a daughter playing v-ball in the fall get them tomorrow. There's going to be so much trolling going on. I'm too lazy to look at any sports equipment provider that makes knee pads that is public, but might be something to look into stock wise. Take into account Halloween in October. She's going to be mocked so bigly.

I'm actually looking forward to Halloween for once. We'll have orange man with a bandage on his ear and Kamala with cum on her face in knee pads.

Why did I hear a strange, unusual cackling sound in the background while our Dear Leader was announcing his retirement?

I knew it. Kulak predicted BidenActor's withdrawal. This proves Kulak is Elon Musk!
Patrick says

Kamala gets her body double avatar. One of them has wide shoulders. Tranny or male wearing a mask?

The President dropped out of a race months before Election Day via text.

2024 is lookin' very 1968.

Just need Current Thing rioters at the Convention

Ceffer says

I knew it. Kulak predicted BidenActor's withdrawal. This proves Kulak is Elon Musk!

I'm predicting a 3000% rise in Snotcoin! Go to .eth my ass and buy SnotCoin today!

There's got to be like 100s of fake Elons on Twitter.

Bill Ackman

If this were a hostage situation, that letter would not qualify as proof of life.
https://x.com/BillAckman/status/1815224644707770686

It's going to be announced Joe has a murmur or A Fib or a growth that is blown up out of proportion or suchlike. 'detected furing COVID treatment'

Watch.

Well, using Biden's ' Covid demise' to also promote the ongoing vapor trails of the Covid Fraud Proper would make sense and be perfectly in character. We know how the Satanic Globalists love to multi task their frauds.

Is Sleepy Joe still even alive?

Exclusive preview of Biden’s next public appearance

https://tuckercarlson.com/tucker-show-jack-posobiec

Tucker Carlson and Jack Posobiec discuss the suspicious timeline of the Trump shooting and the Democratic Party’s coup against Biden.

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/sorry-no-refunds-says-hunter-biden-to-all-the-foreign-governments-that-sent-him-bribes

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/america-just-kinda-curious-if-president-alive

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/biden-to-make-statement-via-ouija-board

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/biden-announces-he-will-host-his-own-stop-the-steal-rally

Trump cracks me up.

https://genesiustimes.com/biden-stepping-down-since-assassinating-my-opponent-didnt-work/

It's official. Biden Actor's body bag has been spotted in front of his Delaware home for garbage pick up.

The "Pillow Man" has been seen leaving the scene of Biden's bedside with a big grin on his face. Of course we all know he isn't 'dying', he has been decommissioned. The Actors may be in trouble though.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/137211

Bibi says: "Too bad. I was looking forward to gang stalking him with some of my li'l frens. Guess I'll have to save it for Congress."

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/137213

They needed time to prep the Kamala avatar(s). A mask wearing dude, perchance? How Baphomet.

LOL!