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zzyzzx says

Exactly what was inappropriate about the post???

he put 1 white person in front?

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Booger says

First off fuck O'hare. And the 2nd first off, give me a god damn break fatty. I'm fucking 6'3" in modern planes. I get one seat. I'll admit it sucks, but I'm not fat. I hammer some beers in the airport and then sleep on the plane so I don't have to deal the blubber hitting my arm. Buy a fucking 2nd seat land whale, don't expect to get it for free.

Us taller people should bitch with the leg room. We have zero control over our height. You do fatty. I don't get people that bitch about things THEY can control. I can't control my parents. I can control my activity level to not be fat.

Imagine your friends setting you up on a blind date and they prep you by saying that your date just won a respected, well known beauty pageant in your state ...

I know a young woman who is a bit chunky; she claims it's something to do with her hormones.
"Which hormone makes you eat a pizza?"
I lived once with an overweight woman; she was constantly in the kitchen, making food, eating, etc.
She'd come back from a night out and put shit in the microwave at 11:15 pm for a late night pig out.
Don't let them bullshit you; fat people eat a lot in order to maintain their huge size.

I know a cute girl but she's chunky.
She claims it's actually because of a hormone imbalance or something.
"Which hormone causes you to put pizza in your mouth?"

clambo says

I know a cute girl but she's chunky.
She claims it's actually because of a hormone imbalance or something.
"Which hormone causes you to put pizza in your mouth?"

Tell her that your semen contains a chemical that will correct that hormone imbalance. Semenal Oxychloride that is produced naturally in the prostates of men of {your ethnicity, age, dietary habits}. Requires daily doses.

Patrick says

Women are more alarming in my opinion. A lot of men are just taller now, hence more mass. My 13 year old is 6' already. Sure some are fat, but even if runner type fit at 6'3" you're still going to weigh around 180-200lbs or probably more if you lift even light weight.

I haven't notice women getting taller. Depending on build and height a woman shouldn't weigh over 140. I also think the black community tilts the scale (pun intended) towards the uptick for women. I'd never date a woman that's weighs over 150lbs. Fortunately I don't have to worry about that.