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WookieMan says

Then the black culture takes over and 9 out of 10 times it ends poorly.

Only 9 out of 10?

Onvacation says

Don't let the lizard people win.

By your apparent adverse inference about lizard people, am I correct in assuming that you wouldn't date a lizard person?

RayAmerica says

By your apparent adverse inference about lizard people, am I correct in assuming that you wouldn't date a lizard person?

I have, but now I know better.

You aren’t dating/marrying just a woman. No, you date/marry her whole family. Got it?

I only had 1 sexual experience with a black woman (actually, I believe she was 20 when I was 27 or so). It was the easiest sex I ever had. I met her 1 time at a party. The next day, I called her and went to see her. Her parents were at work. She was playing video games when I arrived. I sat down and watched her play until she stood up and asked me what I wanted her to do (WTF?). So, I told her I wanted her to take her clothes off. Sho nuff, she did. I sucked her big titties for a bit and then she blew me. When she went to the bathroom, I pulled up my pants and ran out the front door. I heard her screaming as I was running to to car.

This is a true story.

I once gave a black woman a rim job. Tasted like ass.

porkchopXpress says

I once gave a black woman a rim job. Tasted like ass.

Good God man, that’s disgusting.

Want to hear something even more wild? A few days later, I told the story to a group of girls I knew (coworkers) and ended the story with…”And I didn’t even have to kiss her.” They all laughed and I eventually had sexual relations with 2 of the girls in that group. I’m telling you, women are self humiliating.

I believe that they don't like you fucking with their hair

komputodo says

I believe that they don't like you fucking with their hair

Black girls or girls in general? I do know that most like their hair pulled. ;)

Black girls in particular are sensitive about their hair, because it's a constant struggle.

Many get extensions and spend $$$ on having them tied onto their own hair.

To achieve straight hair of their own is a real process and difficult. Michelle Obama and Oprah must spend megabucks getting their hair to look like that.

clambo says

Black girls in particular are sensitive about their hair, because it's a constant struggle.

Many get extensions and spend $$$ on having them tied onto their own hair.

To achieve straight hair of their own is a real process and difficult. Michelle Obama and Oprah must spend megabucks getting their hair to look like that.

I wonder why dont they just "celebrate their nappiness"? Why do they want "white girls hair"?

WookieMan says

Latinos are the most racist towards blacks than any group I've encountered.

In mexico, I've never spoke to a mexican that had a bad thing to say about blacks. Maybe you mean the latinos in the usa that have to live amongst them.

WookieMan says

Blacks don't know how to function without white and other races providing them basic middle class jobs.

Blacks don't know how to function without white and other races taking care of them economically by providing jobs, welfare, stores to rob, cars to steal, etc.

GNL says

porkchopXpress says

I once gave a black woman a rim job. Tasted like ass.

Good God man, that’s disgusting.

I've never been the same

The trick to a rim job on any female is first boiling her azz in a hot tub; the chlorine and bubbles take care of any "botulism of the blowhole."

clambo says

The trick to a rim job on any female is first boiling her azz in a hot tub; the chlorine and bubbles take care of any "botulism of the blowhole."

Next time I'll have her squat in battery acid

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

Imagine the cellulite. Cottage cheese ass. No thank you. I like the Hally Berry types.

WookieMan says

I'm a morning action type. I have to look at them and see them and it will be light. Harsh but I have a black kid living in my house so I think it's okay to talk this way about blacks. This is 100% opinion, I've yet to see a black women I find attractive.

Darker hispanic women like in the Caribbean maybe. Not in the game, but I'd be a hard no on African American women. Too much baggage and frankly worthless. The white guys with black women are the definition of losers is all I'll say. It's the nerds that can't get good looking white chicks that still want pussy.

Slave owners at the time I kind of get. There was no attachment. It was pounding a chick with no consequence. Now I wouldn't be caught with a black woman. I don't hate them as people, but it's just not my jam for whatever reason. Just like I don't like overhyped food like shrimp or lobster. Poor mans seafood. That's how I look at black women. I know there are better fish in the sea.

This is not a popular thing to say but this is how I feel about it too. But I know white dudes who are very attracted to oriental women assholes (Chinese etc.), I don't get it.

gabbar says

Harsh but I have a black kid living in my house so I think it's okay to talk this way about blacks.

It's ok to talk about them even without the black kid in your house.

CHIRP!

What's with the ceiling bird?