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Follow the Rin-Wah Way, as described above, and in time, you'll have a lot of money in the bank (even if you didn't start in a high paying field), along with a comfortable lifestyle.

Carnivorous Old Cunts, lusting for credit cards for bling and fashion, leave skeletons of old men scattered across Manhattan! Shopping binges and ice cream! Until they are caught and sent one at a time into Epstein's cell to punish them all!

Patrick says

To be fair, the cat's fate in the sequel is indeterminate as I recall, and Ripley is absorbed into the alien genetic matrix getting knocked up by an alien. A genetically hybridized later Ripley spawn is suggested to guide the alien genetics back to earth even though she is ambivalent.

Hybridized Ripley could hearken back to Genesis, in which the snake hijacks the genetics of Adam and Eve to produce the Canaanites.

Patrick says

Kamala is no Ellen Ripley, tho.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Patrick says

Kamala is no Ellen Ripley, tho.

I doubt Kummalala even has a cat.

RWSGFY says

I doubt Kummalala even has a cat.

I'm not even a cat dude, but I'd highly doubt she could even take care of a cat. Which is saying something. Probably one of the easiest, nastiest and grossest pets to take care of.

I know there are outdoor cats, but I'm not raising my hand for an indoor cat to shed and shit in my house. Never understood cat people. Been into too many homes that cats have destroyed with their piss. Subfloor needing to be ripped out. Nasty animals. Might as well have a pet rat.

I have an anecdote, maybe it's dull and a shitpost; the reader may decide.

I have a female friend whom I met in Santa Cruz; she was 22 at the time. I was pretty happy with our arrangement, but she left town, got married, etc.
Later she divorced and decided to try living in Florida and moved down from the Midwest.

She's 64 but pretty attractive still; she had a little bit of Testosterone replacement and she said it made her pretty horny.
She found a younger guy and she said he was great, but didn't take her out; he just came over and fucked her brains out from time to time.
"I can't see him anymore; he's almost the same age as my son."
"You're throwing the baby out with the bathwater; if you're sexually compatible, what does it matter?"
She told me once she looked at him as he walked bareass to the bathroom and saw his dick was long.

I thought that was funny and so I sometimes asked her "How's it going with Mr. Longdick?"
She gets hit on at her work in Florida but it's often guys she doesn't have much interest in; the guys are divorced (so kinda broke), older, etc.
I told her to get business cards with her name and a Google Voice (burner) number on it and hand it to the guy she likes. There's about a 99% chance he'll call her.

She's got a cute face and is racked out so this gets their attention.
She's departing Florida, so in her new location she'll be "the hottest thing in town" probably. Florida has more hot chicks to compete with her.