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Ceffer says

"Curses. The Fucking Orange Bastard did it again! Switcheroo'd our devious, lovely contempt for the voters of the RepublicOur Democracy.

Trump is awesome and he has a great sense of humor.

clambo says

Trump is awesome and he has a great sense of humor.

He's maybe one of the best political trolls of all time. Between this and the McDonalds hit, I'm not sure how someone cannot like him. Kamala cannot even throw anything his way. He's got to have at least 80% of male voters. My wife thinks it's funny. I'd guess 30% of female voters.

Besides coastal areas and IL I don't see how he won't win.

WookieMan says

Besides coastal areas and IL I don't see how he won't win.

Just wait. I hope I am wrong, but just wait.

The Dems aren't even hiding the fact that they are stealing this, anymore.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

WookieMan says

Besides coastal areas and IL I don't see how he won't win.

Just wait. I hope I am wrong, but just wait.

The Dems aren't even hiding the fact that they are stealing this, anymore.

I don't think they realize though that this time they might get killed. J6 was like Kindergartens on a playground. Maybe I'm hyperbolic, but I don't know a thinking human that would vote for Kamala.

I do hope you're wrong though. We're fucked if she wins. Biden was bad enough, but we're royally fucked if she wins. She's a do nothing cunt.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

WookieMan says

Besides coastal areas and IL I don't see how he won't win.

Just wait. I hope I am wrong, but just wait.

The Dems aren't even hiding the fact that they are stealing this, anymore.

Exactly. They literally removed the nominee for president that the voters selected through the democratic primary election process throughout the entire nation, and replaced this rightful winner with a loser. The replacement is a person who was not even on the ballot during primaries, and has failed to enforce law and protect our borders. And they have been talking as if the only way to ensure “democracy” is to prevent Trump from taking office. They will stop at nothing to prevent his inauguration. And many people believe their lies and will go right along with another subversion of the Republic and it’s laws.

This is so epic I had trouble believing that it was real at first. Plus, the logistics of getting a garbage truck and decorating it in that amount of time is impressive.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/garbage-thursday-october-31-2024

Now we know what President Trump plans to dress up as tonight. ABC ran another headline that would have been unimaginable before this year, which says, “2024 election updates: Trump rides to rally in marked garbage truck following Puerto Rican comments.” Go ahead, calculate the odds of those words ever being strung together in any order. I’ll wait.

It all began innocently enough. Invisible political lightning struck at Trump’s rally this week at Madison Square Garden, when warmup comedian Tony Hinchcliffe joked about Puerto Rico’s well-known garbage problem. It’s a real thing, everybody knows it, they practically can’t stop talking about it, here’s a link to just the latest trashy article at yesterday’s Environmental Blog...

It wasn’t like Tony did an entire bit about how the Puerto Ricans treat their entire island like a landfill. It was one sentence. Tony’s joke was just a throwaway one-liner, something like “that floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean. You know, Puerto Rico.”

But humorless Democrats, instantly more offended than middle-school mean girls whose invitations arrived late, started hysterically springing over each other in a frankly embarrassing kind of rhetorical naked leapfrog, competing to gush the hardest heartfelt displays of exaggerated emotion, alternating between defending Puerto Rico’s honor (as though the filthy island were an insulted virgin), and labeling President Trump as literally ten million billion times worse than Germany’s mustachioed, goose-stepping dictator.

Right after the rally, the Democrats announced their brand-new rule that anyone who calls Puerto Rico trashy —exactly what everyone has been saying for years— is literally also calling every single person of Hispanic descent trashy too. That’s the new rule. Don’t even mention the trash problem. It’s demonization! Demonization and racism! (Mostly demonization though.) ...

Eager corporate media reporters scrambled to ask plain-talking Joe Biden what he thought about the awful Orange Man and his fascist pet comic. Joe did not disappoint. Wearing his best “Joe Biden” silicone Halloween mask for the occasion, the former Vice President delivered his very best imitation of “old man yells at moon.” Overtaxing his last firing neurons, Biden sprang to defend Rubbish Island’s honor, yelling (and accidentally passing gas at the same time), “the only island of garbage I see floating out there is Trump’s supporters!”

Reverse-backlash ensued! Biden’s handlers were freaking out. In a revisionist move Stalin would done twice before breakfast, Team Biden revised the official Presidential transcript (which is supposedly illegal), adding weird and confusing punctuation marks to make it look like Biden was just rambling incoherently, rather than calling Republicans deplorable garbage people.

It was lame. Even corporate media didn’t buy it, mostly since anybody can watch the video on X and hear what Biden said for themselves.

For instance, the BBC reported on the Democrats latest Stalinesque revisionism under the headline, “Biden tries to clarify 'garbage' comment after uproar.” He tries to clarify. Tries. The effort to rewrite history backfired, which says something profound about how X has hamstrung the deep state’s information monopoly, but let’s not get distracted.

The real question was how did Joe’s garbage insult affect the election? Even though he was trying to help, bless his heart, Joe accidentally created an embarrassing spectacle, just like what happened in the Vatican, forcing the Plan B candidate to awkwardly cough up something nice about Republicans.

CNN ran a followup story headlined, “Harris distances herself from Biden’s ‘garbage’ comment as Democrats are privately exasperated by the president.”

They’re exasperated with Joe? What? Exasperated seems like a tame word considering they canceled him in the middle of his presidential run. Whatever it is, it’s way worse than “exasperated.” It’s more like narked or possibly scunnered.

Anyway, as the old saying goes, one dementia-addled old man’s hoarded garbage is another man’s profitable junk-removal job. Be the job. Vote, and get some more people to vote. Nag them mercilessly, until they give in screaming and go to the polls.

zzyzzx says

This is so epic I had trouble believing that it was real at first. Plus, the logistics of getting a garbage truck and decorating it in that amount of time is impressive.

He's a billionaire and has election funds. Really not too difficult. Either way he's coasting at this point. They know the internal polls. Monday will be a big day to push the vote type shit. If Republicans turn out and right leaning independents/libertarians turn out for Trump, Harris is toast.

https://nitter.poast.org/Shawn_Farash/status/1851451667985702954

@Shawn_Farash
Oct 30
TRUMP RESPONDS TO BIDEN CALLING AMERICANS "GARBAGE!"

https://nitter.poast.org/GOPoversight/status/1851727058251948288#m

Biden is already lying and pretending he didn't call Trump supporters garbage, so I want to record the quote here:

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/trump-scores-coveted-endorsement-from-hefty

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/biden-calls-on-deplorable-garbage-nazis-to-tone-down-the-rhetoric