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Get rid of:
1 department of education
2 department of energy
3 BATF
4 department of commerce
Others but it's a start.
clambo says
Get rid of:
1 department of education
2 department of energy
3 BATF
4 department of commerce
Others but it's a start.
BLM, USFS
Guys, I've been going through this top secret Project 2025 and I've got to share some of the super evil stuff Trump's planning! What horrible things have you found? So far I've seen that he's going to:
-form a new state mandated religion of Trumpism, which is kinda protestant but with more hookers.
-Insufficient racism is punishable by death.
-No more gay stuff... Well, except for Lindsey Graham. He's okay I guess.
-Ban the TV show The View and throw the hosts in the ocean.
-Eradicate all "doodle" dogs. Labradoodles, Goldiedoodles, Aussiedoodles. Gone!
-Mandate assault rifle ownership for children and pacifists.
-Nuke Quebec.
-have all marriages be arranged by a lady named "Nice Aunt Helen" who knows "a boy who works at the grocery store and I think he might be single".
-force every Trader Joe's to have a McDonalds inside of it.
-The Earth is hereby flat.
-have all local artisanal craft fairs will be bulldozed to make way for new golf courses that only rich white men can use.
-make Harry Potter mandatory reading for transsexuals.
-Oh never mind, we already deported the transsexuals.
-And burned all the books too, shit, this is complicated.
-Republicans who voted for Ron DeSantis in the primary will have their eyes plucked out and devoured by Laura Loomer.
-Mexico and Greenland will be annexed as the 58th and 59th state. We'd take Canada too but it is irradiated now.
-Candace Owens to be named Secretary of Science to educate Americans about the danger of Jewish space dinosaurs faking the moon landing.
-All public transportation will consist of Tesla Cyber Trucks.
-Hand Maid's Tale times a MILLION!!!
-Dancing is forbidden.
-Use dark magic rituals from an ancient Sumerian book of the dead to turn Clarence Thomas immortal! (okay, seriously, I could really get behind this one)
-Clone Senator Mike Lee.
-Pack the Supreme Court with 200 Mike Lee Clones.
-Force Disney to rehire Gina Carano and make a show of just Gina beating the everliving shit out of the cast and crew of the Acolyte for 8 episodes.
-No more left turns. Your ass can drive all the way around the block, damned commies.
-Ricky Gervais hosts the Oscars from now on... Also, give Ricky Gervais the Epstein client list beforehand and let hilarity ensue.
-All packages of Twix in stores will be opened and the left Twix thrown in the garbage. From now on we will only eat the right Twix.
-Declare war on walkable cities.
-Drill for oil in Berkley.
-Failure to immediately run over climate protestors who are blocking traffic will result in a $500 ticket.
Those are just the tip of the iceberg of this super evil Project 2025! What have you heard?
-The Earth is hereby flat.
And they want to ensure that what remains of this slashed-down bureaucracy is reliably MAGA conservative — not just for the next president but for a long time to come — and that the White House maintains total control of it. In an effort to implement this agenda — which relies on another Reagan-era idea, the controversial “unitary theory” of the Constitution under which Article II gives the president complete power over the federal bureaucracy — Dans has formed a committee to recruit what he calls “conservative warriors” through bar associations and state attorneys general offices and install them in general counsel offices throughout the federal bureaucracy.
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/09/19/project-2025-trump-reagan-00115811