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WookieMan says

It’s truly unbecoming for someone to show up like that to any job, let alone a job that only 100 people are elected to do.

I guess his dry cleaner would not take American Express.

https://babylonbee.com/news/tongues-of-fire-come-to-rest-on-biden-and-fetterman-as-they-speak-in-unknown-languages

https://babylonbee.com/news/capitol-physician-medically-clears-bowl-of-jell-o-to-serve-in-senate

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/unfortunate-moments-friday-september

A post about the Senate’s new non-dress code won the Internet yesterday. The votes are in, and the winner in the category of Best Caption of 2023:

“Fetterman looks like he's about to tell you that he found half a cat in the air conditioner he was working on yesterday.”




Runner-up: “I don’t have that part in my truck. I’ll need to go to Lowes to grab one, probably take me an hour or so.”

For what it’s worth, Fetterman is a trust fund baby with an MBA, no student debt, and lives in a big house his parents gave him as a wedding present. His costume — whatever he’s trying to be — is totally fake.

Of course, many folks are wondering: is Fetterman even … Fetterman? How many layers deep does the fakeness go?

He's just a puppet. Who cares? They'd rather distract on how he dresses, other than he's just a really smart vegetable that wasn't actually elected.

Patrick says

https://babylonbee.com/news/tongues-of-fire-come-to-rest-on-biden-and-fetterman-as-they-speak-in-unknown-languages

yeah, its like listening to the Tamarians in Star Trek Next Generation

Jar Jar Binks is more comprehensible (and smarter) than these two fools

^^^
Wait - I think that's Rand Paul in a taupe bathrobe.

https://notthebee.com/article/i-did-not-see-this-coming-john-fetterman-calls-out-hypocrisy-for-expelling-george-santos-and-allowing-bob-menendez-to-continue-in-the-senate

We have a colleague in the Senate that's actually done much more sinister and serious kinds of things. Senator Menendez. He needs to go. And if you are going to expel Santos, how can you allow somebody like Menendez to remain in the Senate...? Menendez is really a Senator for Egypt, not New Jersey. I really think he needs to go.

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/weird-man-becomes-more-conservative-as-he-regains-brain-function

The ludicrous actor NOT-Fetterman shows that they can put avatars and body doubles anywhere they want as q tip anal puppet swabs in our legislative bodies. Strange thing is, this actor guy seems to be taking himself seriously. Power does strange things to dodos.

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Fetterman is essentially stating Biden's border policy is just Cloward Piven Strategy and anarcho tyranny.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12987479/John-Fetterman-migrant-crisis-American-dream-border.html

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Was Fetterman a name stealing 'white hat' body double switcheroo? Like the 'tranny killer' mass murdering movies? Illuminati techniques can be used by both sides to different ends, question is who? Gnostic Illuminati?

Can Americans and American companies own land and/or companies in China? Are there any American banks in China?

So John Fetterman was one of the biggest lefty Commie wanna be creeps in Congress. The guy was a psycho, the sloppiest thing to ever set foot in the Capitol. But then he got the clot shot, and stroked out. A curious thing happened after that. He was a mindless blithering idiot for a year, and couldn't even construct a complete sentence. His decline should have gotten him removed from Congress, but with Democrats, they become more valuable to their handlers.
While his mind was mush and he was falling apart, his wife was vacationing, and living separate from him and leaving him to just defend for himself.
Around that time he started coming around from his stroke. He started publicly agreeing with more conservative views than the Woke mob. He rarely says any crazy woke shit like he did before his stroke. He still dresses the same though, so that means there wasn't a big personality change as one might expect after a debilitating stroke like that.
I think his wife was the crazy wokester and was his commie handler egging him on to be as big of a woke asshole as he could. Now that she's out of the picture, he seems more sensible.(I wouldn't vote for him, but he isn't woke bat shit crazy like he was). I was looking at his Wiki article(heavily selectively edited, omitting key facts, while closing on Republicans thinks he's a body double). The Wiki article described his pre Congress political leanings as old school do gooder causes. His charities were for helping kids like Big Brother, and Animal rescue charity.

The new John Fetterman seems to be on his own. He doesn't seem to be a part of the Woke caucus in Congress, and is free make sensible comments, rather than responses that flies in the face of reason, when asked about policy and issues.

I don't think Big John will eat the WEF bugs. Here's an article that got me thinking about this. There's been several more like this in the last year or so. He even said that Trump being persecuted by the DOJ is wrong. May he continue turning the corner. Seems his selfish wife abandoning him during his depression bout, was just what he needed, to break out of the Woke enchantment.

John Fetterman Praises DeSantis for Banning Lab-Grown Meat: ‘Would Never Serve that Slop to My Kids’

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/05/03/john-fetterman-praises-desantis-for-banning-lab-grown-meat-would-never-serve-that-slop-to-my-kids/

And no I don't think he's a body double, a body double would be walking hand and hands and skipping along, with Nancy Pelosi, and AOC, to the Capitol steps every morning.

https://notthebee.com/article/john-fetterman-will-not-be-attending-the-dnc

John Fetterman is not at the DNC and I gotta say I'm loving his character arc

Senator John Fetterman, in an apparent effort to fulfill The Babylon Bee prophecy, has decided to skip the 2024 Democratic National Convention.

The Hamas kids and their public representatives were apparently too much for Mr. Fetterman. Though he's playing coy here and just going with the "I want to spend time with my kids" approach, which is just lovely.

‘I've got three young kids, and they're out of school,' the Pennsylvania senator said of his absence this week in Chicago, waving off the suggestion that he might not be welcome there. ‘That's four days I can spend with my children.'

John, we know you're just out here making Bee jokes come true on purpose.

Calling your own constituents dipshits is probably not a winning strategy.