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Jimmy Carter, R.I.P.


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2024 Dec 29, 1:25pm   395 views  26 comments

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3   Ceffer   2024 Dec 29, 3:33pm  

Chatham House picked him to be Precedent because he had two nervous breakdowns and was under the care of a few psychiatrists. They viewed him as the perfect malleable puppet, didn't even need to be blackmailed.

Peanut farming will never be great again.
5   RWSGFY   2024 Dec 29, 7:04pm  

Vaxxxed?
6   Ceffer   2024 Dec 29, 7:07pm  

Blue says


Did he just come out of the freezer as planned ;)
So that his avatar can retire or do something else.

I think he was lyophilized. Just add water and he can vote again.
8   Onvacation   2024 Dec 29, 7:52pm  

Wasn't he the one who gave away the Panama Canal?


The 1903 Panama Canal Treaty, formally known as the Hay-Bunau-Varilla Treaty, granted the United States perpetual rights to build and operate the Panama Canal by providing them with a 10-mile wide strip of land across Panama, in exchange for a one-time payment of $10 million and an annual rent of $250,000 to Panama; this treaty was signed shortly after the U.S. supported Panama's secession from Colombia, effectively securing the land necessary to construct the canal.

Yep, He gave it away.

The Panama Canal Treaty of 1977, signed by Jimmy Carter and Omar Torrijos, relinquishes American control over the canal by 2000 and guarantees its neutrality.
11   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2024 Dec 29, 8:21pm  

I remember learning Jimmy was our president in my 1st grade class and later that Ron won. I also remember all of my teachers and everyone on my street in the bay area suburb I lived in loved, loved LOVED Reagan.

I think the commie shit was mostly confined to, "The City", SF proper back then. We had bus trips downtown in 1st fucking grade visiting the zoo and shit and it wasn't dangerous at all. (or didn't seem that way to me as a kido)
12   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2024 Dec 29, 8:22pm  

I think Trumps talk of taking back the Panama Canal pushed the ol' fucker over the edge.
13   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2024 Dec 29, 8:23pm  

Ceffer says

I think he was lyophilized. Just add water and he can vote again.


The ride on the speed vac must of been something!
14   rocketjoe79   2024 Dec 29, 9:29pm  

Carter was a bad president. Later, he was simply a democrat shill. Prop him up, he would party up for the dems.

I'm doubling down: he also started the two DOE's: Energy and Education: completely failed exercises in government overspending and overreach. Hopefully, DOGE will eliminate or severely reduce these Departments. Milei did it in Argentina. Worked quite well for them.
15   Ceffer   2024 Dec 30, 2:47am  

LOL! Notice a pattern. Henry the K was supposedly dead at 100, too. Some kind of numerology necromancy?

16   WookieMan   2024 Dec 30, 4:23am  

Didn't know he was still alive. I do know he's on the new Mt. Rushmore of shit Presidents along with Obama and Biden. That would be a good troll. Make a mini Mt. Rushmore of shit Presidents.
18   HeadSet   2024 Dec 30, 3:28pm  

I knew Jimmy Carter was going to boycott the Trump Inauguration.
19   WookieMan   2024 Dec 30, 3:34pm  

HeadSet says

I knew Jimmy Carter was going to boycott the Trump Inauguration.

He succeeded at something I suppose.
20   AmericanKulak   2024 Dec 30, 3:49pm  

Jimmuh took a SHITload of foreign money, esp. after his Presidency. He did a total 180 on his expansion of drilling during his presidency for the rest of his life.
21   Ceffer   2024 Dec 30, 5:14pm  

Just wheel in the dried corpse in a wheelchair at the inauguration with a string attached to his hand to flap up and down once in a while, like they did with Ruth Bader on the SCOTUS bench. Nobody will be able to tell the difference.
22   clambo   2024 Dec 31, 2:53am  

I recall Jimmy traveling to other countries to encourage fair and honest elections, requiring voter IDs, which strangely Democrats oppose for the USA.

I remember watching him on TV wearing a sweater in front of the fireplace saying shit that was a real downer, it's an infamous speech but I forgot the nickname it has.

It was a particularly cold and snowy winter in the Northeast and Jimmy just made everyone more depressed.

Edit: I think Jimmy Carter got more blame than he deserved; however he wasn't really up to the task. In his favor, he was not corrupt and was intelligent but maybe not wise. He didn't use being a former president to enrich himself after being voted out, unlike assholes Obama and Clinton. He also didn't meddle in other elections in the USA as far as I recall.

Still, compared to an guy like Reagan he couldn't cut it; Reagan had much more charisma, executive experience as governor of California, and could see the forest for the trees, while Carter would be counting the leaves on the trees.
23   RWSGFY   2024 Dec 31, 8:16am  

Don't forget the fucker has established formal diplomatic relationships with the illegitimate Commie Peking regime.
24   Ceffer   2024 Dec 31, 3:46pm  

Looks like he's ready for another term. He didn't like Biden Actor worsting his personal worst.

26   Ceffer   2025 Jan 2, 9:07am  

Latest from the Woo is that the multiple 'death announcements' of Carter at different ages represent timeline slippages. How come memory of the previous timeline is preserved when the 'timeline' shifts a la Mandela Effect?

Maybe just 'timeline' propaganda.

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