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In other words, men should simply focus on making money and boning hoes, outside of America of course, where that stuff is illegal.

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Booger says

Booger says

Good luck. All women are bitches even my own wife. I did better on the looks scale though somehow with her.

The Jew and racist parts are a touch weird. Her and I just don't give a shit. We have a black living in the house, so by default we're not racist. We only whip him once a week to keep him in line (sarcasm).

Cooking is the one that triggers me as a kid from a mom that cooked the same meals (plan) 7 days a week. She cooked them fine, but it was torture. Make something else. Until I was an adult I never had tacos, pulled pork, ribs, fish, nachos, etc. Never taught me how to even cook. It sucks having parents that are shit at cooking. My dad maybe cooked 5-10 meals in my life.

On vacation he'd come back with fresh fish and tell me to cook it. Phone era, so I could search it, but I'm like why don't you cook it fucker. Some of the best fish I've grilled and it was the first time. High school years I'm going in hard on cooking with the kids. If a man can't cook, I'm not sure it's a man. MIL can't cook for shit. I won't eat her food. While a pain, egg shells in deviled eggs is gross for such a basic recipe.