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A Bay Fable.


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2007 Jan 3, 7:53am   24,628 views  261 comments

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Once upon a time in a neighborhood far far away developers made new zero plot line 3500 sqft. stucco homes for everyone to enjoy. These “homes” were valued beyond belief, for they were on the most hallowed ground in all-of-the-world, the San Francisco Bay Area. For a long while these magnificent edifices to all things boomer grew and grew in “value”, this of course was expected from Mr. Boomer and his second (third?) trophy-wife. After all, the entire world has curried their favor thus far, why shouldn’t their “home” provide an endless source of income in the form of cash out refi’s and HELOCs?

This world existed in peaceful harmony with all creatures big and small for many many moons. While the estates were labeled “McMansion” by some, their comments were taken on face value as these sort of mudslingers are typically just jealous bitter renters. All was well in Boomerville until an evil presence was felt. Rumors of a dark evil propaganda monger began to spread, and there was much fear. Ford Expeditions were piling up on the showroom floor and the Botox clinics no longer had waiting lists. For a short while it was whispered that this evil one sustained himself on the bitter tears shed by over-extended boomers.

This dark evil Prince of Propaganda upped the ante when he broadcast his vile diatribe for all to hear on the world wide web. A new sort of lighting fast propaganda delivery vehicle was developed, the blog, this device which has brought so much sorrow upon the happy development by the calm tranquil bay has come to be known as “Patrick.net”.

Patrick was a hideous vile hate filled little man; with venom coursing through his veins he sat by his cheap pine table writing his callous disparaging words. The “home-owners” were justifiably enraged. How dare one without the daring do to sign his life away make such callous and darn right mean statements? The rumor mongers at Patrick.net brought up, over and over again, terms that they clearly manufactured from some unknown, unverified data source, things such as “true valuation”, “reversion to mean” etc, were mentioned ad infinitum, ad nauseum.

The “home-owners” had a secret weapon though, not only was the Sweet Baby Jeebus on their side, but also were a group of skilled wordsmiths uniquely qualified to respond to the hooligans at Patrick.net. These Master Pulitzers were of course besmirched by Patrick’s neo-fascist online militia. One of Patricks Brownshirt’s, a creature so loathsome he goes by the name “HARM”, went so far as to call the skilled these skilled wordsmiths, “trolls”.

It was indeed a sad day in Boomerville, one can smell the bitter tears and only envision how sweet they taste to the horrible Patrick, sitting by his cheap pine table, in his pathetic rental.

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166   lunarpark   2007 Jan 5, 5:21am  

"I keep thinking about putting more money into some index funds, but I keep hearing that the market’s about tank any day now."

Me too. I even went through the trouble of choosing some Vanguard funds, but I haven't pulled the trigger.

167   skibum   2007 Jan 5, 5:23am  

But I just couldn’t see myself posting as Patrick Bateman

You could have posted as "American Psycho."

Come to think about it, maybe I'll use that username sometime :)

168   MtViewRenter   2007 Jan 5, 5:28am  

Claire,

We're not sure whether we want to put down roots here or move back east to be closer to family. The plan is to wait and see what happens after the wife is w/ her graduate school in a couple of years.

If we do decide to buy here, I'd love to get a reasonably priced house enclosed by Shoreline, the train tracks, and Calderon. Unfortunately, we can only afford the worst house in town if it's down by ~40%.

169   StuckInBA   2007 Jan 5, 5:42am  

eburbed and lunapark :

Why don't you look at an automatic investment plan ? A fixed amount - I think Vangaurd allows it to be as low as $50 - per month taken from you checking account. Forget about timing, average it out for next 5+ years.

If you had started that just before the 2000 crash, you would have been in healthy black before 2006 started ! I doubt we are going to see a stock market crash of that magnitude. Personally, I am mildly bullish on stock market for this year - my prediction is a very choppy year, so a AIP is a great way to handle it.

* I AM NOT AN EXPERT

170   FormerAptBroker   2007 Jan 5, 5:50am  

Randy H Says:

> We’re planning to start trying again in February.
> *But* we’re skeptical enough so as to hold onto
> our rights to keep renting here for another year.
> A lot of stuff here in South Marin (in our price
> range at least) seems to have been pulled for
> the winter.

Does anyone know what happened to our friend Marinite from:
http://marinrealestatebubble.blogspot.com/ ?

He has not updated the BLOG in over a month since he posted a South Marin beauty that Randy might able to buy from the bank later this year…

171   e   2007 Jan 5, 5:52am  

Why don’t you look at an automatic investment plan ? A fixed amount - I think Vangaurd allows it to be as low as $50 - per month taken from you checking account. Forget about timing, average it out for next 5+ years.

Into which of Vanguard's funds might you recommend (NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE)?

I was toying around with buying a few shares of BRK.B - but if Warren dies that'd be really bad :(

172   MtViewRenter   2007 Jan 5, 5:57am  

after the wife is *done* w/ her graduate school....

173   Claire   2007 Jan 5, 5:58am  

MtViewRenter -

We are in similar dilemma, stay here or move to East Coast or move back home to be closer to family.

I do hear the East Coast has better schools - may not be an issue for you, but is for us.

174   Randy H   2007 Jan 5, 6:07am  

FAB,

LOL! I drive past that POS every day. It has been on the market ever since I moved to Mill Valley. In fairness, it's a mixed-use building, with commercial space on one side (but no parking).

That picture makes it look like a palace compared to the real view. Normally there is a pile of trash, old mattresses, and broken down beach-bum trucks choking that whole area.

No one is going to buy it, even here in Tam Valley. There's a nice little duplex around the corner for sale for the same price, and it has parking...and no one has bought that in over 6 months either.

175   StuckInBA   2007 Jan 5, 6:08am  

eburbed :

If you believe in index funds Vangaurd has probably the best offering. Apart from standard SP500, Midcap, Russel2000, International Developed Market etc index, they also offer variety of mixed offerings - look at their lifestyle funds or target retirement funds. These are just combinations of index funds. So you do one step asset allocation as well. (Make sure the allocation is what you want considering you OTHER investments.)

There is an additional benefit. The pure index funds charge a fee of $10 for balances less than $10K (ouch) but these combo funds (a basket of index funds) don't ! (nice)

176   MtViewRenter   2007 Jan 5, 6:19am  

Claire,

Our first and only kid is only 4 months old. So no, it's not a big issue, yet. We do miss the fact that family can help us take care of the baby, give us a break, etc. He's quite a handful already. Slightly off topic. How did you guys w/ multiple kids resist the urge to strangle them?

I'm not sure you can make the generalization that east coast schools are better overall. I thought it largely depended on which town you're in since the schools there get their funds mostly from the townships. Can't imagine there's that big of a difference between Mountain View High & Palo Alto High. Of course, you probably wouldn't want to send your kid to school in Oakland or Richmond w/o a police escort.

I went to public high school in Boston in the early 90s. It's a good thing it was an exam school where most of the kids actually want to learn. The regular high school next door had metal detectors and fully armed Boston police at all entrances. We didn't have any security personnel. Guess it was still pretty safe since if anything actually happened, one quick call and 20 cops from next door will come right over.

177   e   2007 Jan 5, 6:19am  

We are in similar dilemma, stay here or move to East Coast or move back home to be closer to family.

I do hear the East Coast has better schools - may not be an issue for you, but is for us.

The East Coast has dramatically better schools. In Long Island, NY - Jericho has one of the best public schools in the nation. Your children won't have to attend a talk by the local PD on the difference between Nortenos and Surrenos (which gangs use which colors) like they do in Mountain View.

Here's a housing comparison:

Cheapest house in Mountain View right now is $689k - 5br/1ba in 800 sqft. (They use the 5th dimension apparently).

http://tinyurl.com/yggsj4

Or, you could a 3br/2ba for $679k on a 7575 sqft lot.

http://tinyurl.com/yf68tp

Now granted there are some draw backs of moving to Jericho, LI
1) They don't have a street that's entirely Thai restaurants.
2) Mexican food there is not very good.
3) I'm ok with winters there, but summers are awful.
4) No tech jobs

178   e   2007 Jan 5, 6:23am  

Can’t imagine there’s that big of a difference between Mountain View High & Palo Alto High.

Sure there is - I don't think anyone's been stabbed at Palo Alto High.

There's actually a big difference even within Palo Alto ones. There was some controversy earlier about how Palo Alto High and how Gunn High had some ridiculous funding inequity.

Basically Gunn High had a mandatory voluntary (intentional) $2000 cash donation from parents.

Completely not related, Gunn appears dramatically higher in those silly school rankings than Palo Alto High. Or Mountain View. But Jericho (mentioned above) beats them all.

179   e   2007 Jan 5, 6:27am  

Here's a house from the school district that figure skater Sarah Hughes is from:

http://www.mlsli.com/uniDetails.CFM?MLNum=1811141&typeprop=1&start=1&rpp=20

4br/2ba on a 7695sqft lot. $659,000.

Cheaper than a 800 sqft house in Mountain View. And the schools there were feature in the NY Times for excellence.

180   HARM   2007 Jan 5, 6:29am  

@eburbed,

Sure, Vonage is losing money on every transaction, but they'll make up for it in volume. ;-)

181   e   2007 Jan 5, 6:31am  

Here are the rankings I was referring to:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7723397/site/newsweek/

Everyone says they don't matter, but everyone looks at them.

The first Bay Area one is Monte Vista at 57.
Sarah Hughes went to Great Neck North at 43.
Jericho (listed above) is at 14.
Gunn is at 70.
Mountain View high is at 291.

182   MtViewRenter   2007 Jan 5, 6:33am  

Sure there is - I don’t think anyone’s been stabbed at Palo Alto High.

Hmm, maybe there's a conspiracy to hide stabbing at PA High so there wouldn't be wide-spread panic? (j/k)

Is there really a lot of difference in the level of education offered, which I guess is actually kind of hard to measure quantitatively, or just the levels of test scores & where the students go to college?

I must confess that I don't really have much clue on the topic of local schools except for general impressions. Hell, until eburbed mentioned it, I didn't even know there's a Gunn or Jericho High.

183   MtViewRenter   2007 Jan 5, 6:36am  

The first Bay Area one is Monte Vista at 57.
Sarah Hughes went to Great Neck North at 43.
Jericho (listed above) is at 14.
Gunn is at 70.
Mountain View high is at 291.

Hey, that's not fair. Jericho isn't even in this area.

184   e   2007 Jan 5, 6:37am  

You should read “The Price of Admission”. You’ll discover that your kids will have a better chance of getting into Ivy League if they attend a crap school. Unless they are legacies. Then they have a 50/50 shot no matter what…

Just to be clear, a crap school in a "crap" state. Students from North Dakota are generally considered to be "affirmative action" despite their race.

185   MtViewRenter   2007 Jan 5, 6:37am  

palo alto renter:

Guess my kid is a shoo-in, if he decides to go that route.

186   MtViewRenter   2007 Jan 5, 6:41am  

Then again, private colleges are so expensive. It's not even that important for most professions since they need to go to grad school anyway. Think I'll just push him toward a decent public college instead.

187   skibum   2007 Jan 5, 6:44am  

Plus, schools like the ones in Palo Alto, Cupertino, Saratoga, etc. have IMO an unhealthy sense of academic competitiveness among students and parents. Many parents are raising their kids to be academic automatons, and it personally gives me pause about sending my daughter into such an environment.

Slightly off topic. How did you guys w/ multiple kids resist the urge to strangle them?

4 months old, you say? Just when you start getting exhausted, frustrated and angry, they start smiling, interacting and being generally cute. It's like an "intelligent design" to keep parents from killing their newborns.

188   e   2007 Jan 5, 6:49am  

Plus, schools like the ones in Palo Alto, Cupertino, Saratoga, etc. have IMO an unhealthy sense of academic competitiveness among students and parents. Many parents are raising their kids to be academic automatons, and it personally gives me pause about sending my daughter into such an environment.

http://wsjclassroom.com/teen/teencenter/05nov_whiteflight.htm

189   OO   2007 Jan 5, 6:50am  

Gunn is much better than Mtn View High, there's just no comparison between the two, much higher income and education level among Gunn parents. Gunn used to be the most competitive high school in the entire Bay Area (except Lowell in SF, which is a whole different game), until Saratoga High and Monta Vista came along about 15 years ago.

Gunn is always known for its ultra-competitive atmosphere, it's been the defacto prep school to Stanford for years. My wife, who went to Los Altos High, said that it was easy to spot those super-driven, super-hardworking Gunn kids from a distance.

190   e   2007 Jan 5, 6:59am  

Also, if you're looking for a job in tech in Silicon Valley - Stanford really is the way to go. I think you automatically get accepted into Google.

191   MtViewRenter   2007 Jan 5, 7:00am  

Plus, schools like the ones in Palo Alto, Cupertino, Saratoga, etc. have IMO an unhealthy sense of academic competitiveness among students and parents. Many parents are raising their kids to be academic automatons, and it personally gives me pause about sending my daughter into such an environment.

Both my wife and me went to public high schools that weren't on the top 1000 list. They were probably never on those lists and never will be. Guess we were considered big fish in small ponds. It was good in some respects. We got more respect from the teachers & students, but it didn't help much preparing for the ultra-competitive environment at college.

We haven't decided how we will approach this yet. But I'm sure the solution will depend on the temperament of the child.

192   skibum   2007 Jan 5, 7:03am  

eburbed,

Thanks for the WSJ "classroom" link. Interesting stuff, and spot-on.

BTW, re: the great LI NY schools, does everyone there have that LI accent? That would be a downside to sending your kids to school there.

193   OO   2007 Jan 5, 7:04am  

Today, Saratoga High, Monta Vista and Gunn are all sort of the same, feeder school into Stanford and UCB, very competitive academically.

Harker is a good alternative for those who don't live in a good school district. Chambers sends his kid to Harker as well.

194   skibum   2007 Jan 5, 7:11am  

What is interesting to me is that competitive students and parents seem to think going to a competitive HS like Monte Vista, Gunn, etc. is a ticket to getting into a top college. I would second Mt. View Renter's point - how many of the "middling" students at, say, Monte Vista get lost in the crowd of overachievers and hence don't get into a top school? If that same kid had gone to a less competitive school, maybe that kid would have been valedictorian.

Moreover, there's the utility of HS as a stepping stone to an Ivy-equivalent, but then there's the utility of actually getting an education. I doubt these top HS's do so much of a better job than the rest. AND, let's not forget actually doing things other than studying, like playing sports, learning about the world and yourself, etc. (other than for the purpose of padding your college application).

I find the competitive HS mindset sad and depressing. What kind of childhood is that?

195   e   2007 Jan 5, 7:15am  

BTW, re: the great LI NY schools, does everyone there have that LI accent? That would be a downside to sending your kids to school there.

I was going to make a joke about that. Something about "But your daughter may sound like Fran Drescher or Sarah Silverman"

But it really depends on your parents. I certainly don't sound like Tony Soprano or Woody Allen.

196   e   2007 Jan 5, 7:17am  

Today, Saratoga High, Monta Vista and Gunn are all sort of the same, feeder school into Stanford and UCB, very competitive academically.

That's one of the things that really bugs me about the West Coast - the lack of good colleges. It's always Stanford this, Cal that, UCLA the other thing.

Back in the east there was more diversity: Tufts, UPenn, MIT, Columbia, NYU, Cornell, Johns Hopkins, Georgetown, Duke, BU - maybe even (gasp) Penn State.

197   MtViewRenter   2007 Jan 5, 7:23am  

Here's the other thing I don't understand. It seems like every kid around here is doing everything they can to get into Stanford, Cal, the Ivies, etc. I didn't think this was the case 12 or 13 years ago when I was applying to schools. Sure we cared about going to college. I'd say ~25% of my class got into a top 25 school. but I don't think most kids started actually thinking and preparing for college until the end of junior year.

Did parents just wake up one day and say, hey, I need to push my kid as hard as I can so he can go to Stanford, or at least a top tier school? Is it really that much harder to get in nowadays?

198   e   2007 Jan 5, 7:24am  

I find the competitive HS mindset sad and depressing. What kind of childhood is that?

I think that's actually a good thing. Given the trend of further globalization, erosion of safety nets, divergence in salaries - my prediction in the future is that you will either be a VP, or be working at the future Century theatre at Valco.

Hint: there won't be that many VP positions.

So better start getting ready to be cut throat and as money/power hungry as possible.

199   e   2007 Jan 5, 7:27am  

Is it really that much harder to get in nowadays?

Yes. It started about a decade ago. Even "admit everyone" public schools are turning down students now.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB114419924978917225-search.html?KEYWORDS=top+colleges&COLLECTION=wsjie/6month

Concluding one of the most brutal admission seasons ever, college officials say they are accepting an unusually low percentage of applicants.

Elite colleges including Brown University, Stanford University and the University of Pennsylvania say they have accepted a smaller percentage of applicants than ever before. Brown admitted only 13.8% of applicants, down from the 14.6% of applicants it accepted last year. That is a record-low rate, says Jim Miller, dean of admission. It saw a record 18,313 applications this year -- up more than 8% from last year.

Other top colleges also say the huge surge in applications translated to an unusually competitive year. The number of applications to Dartmouth College rose 9.3% to 13,937 this year -- the largest pool ever, says Admissions Dean Karl Furstenberg. He admitted little more than 15% of those applicants for the 1,075 seats available next fall. That is a new low, down from around 17% at this point last year.

The University of Pennsylvania admitted 17.7% of the record 20,479 applicants -- down from around 21% last year. A surge in applications -- coupled with an expected increase in the number of students who will enroll if admitted -- has meant a stingier year in admissions, says Dean of Admissions Lee Stetson.

Stanford also reported its lowest-ever admit rate, with less than 11% of the 22,332 applicants admitted.

Several factors have shifted the admissions math in recent years. Students are sending out more applications to better their chances of landing somewhere. In a 2005 survey of more than 200,000 college students, over a quarter of students said they applied to six or more colleges, compared with 18% of students who did so a decade earlier, according to the UCLA Higher Education Research Institute.

In turn, colleges are becoming stingier with their admissions, with some leaning more on "wait lists" of students neither accepted nor rejected, as it becomes harder to know who will accept an offer of admission. Mr. Stetson at Penn, for one, says he expects about 800 students to end up on such a list, compared with 500 last year, to better able "control the class size."

"This year it's become really clear" how competitive the process is, says Bob Turba, chair of guidance services at Stanton College Preparatory School, a public magnet school in Jacksonville, Fla. He points to one student who was wait-listed at non-Ivies Johns Hopkins and Washington University in St. Louis -- but was admitted to the University of Pennsylvania and Cornell.

"I am beginning to believe that it is important for students to add a college or two" in their applications roster, says Mr. Turba, "because there is no way to know -- counselor or student -- from where the acceptances will come." Mr. Turba reports a few students this year who applied to almost 20 schools.

Online applications make it easier to apply to more schools. Roughly three-fourths of applications are online, estimates the Common Application, a Herndon, Va., nonprofit application provider. Swarthmore, for instance, attributes part of a huge surge in applications to the fact that it began this year accepting credit-card payments for the $60 application fee.

Another reason for the increase in applications at many schools is simply demographics, as the number of high-school graduates is expected to continue to rise: By 2012, that number is projected to have increased by 11% from 2000.
[Graphic]

It's not just the sheer number of applicants that makes schools competitive. The colleges indicate that they are also seeing large numbers of highly qualified students. The University of Pennsylvania turned away 394 of the 1,045 valedictorians that applied. Also, about 70% of applicants who got near-perfect scores in the math and critical-reading sections of the SAT were turned away, says Mr. Stetson. At Brown, 94% of admitted students this year were in the top 10% of their class.

Some public universities are also seeing increases in applications. The University of California-Berkeley received 41,700 applications for the fall -- nearly 13% more than last year. It admitted about 24%, or about 9,800 students. That is similar to the number of students it admitted last year.

Everyone wants to go to college now (duh) so it's become even more competitive.

200   OO   2007 Jan 5, 7:30am  

The problem of Bay Area is, there are either the good schools, or the bad schools, very few so-so schools in between that can replicate the experience of an average HS kid in middle America, or elsewhere America. Even the remaining so-so schools are becoming competitive because the mix of the parents is changing.

Saratoga, Cupertino, Palo Alto have competitive schools from elementary to HS, Los Altos has great elem schools. Sunnyvale, good parts of San Jose are following suit, and you see API improvement going on YOY. Parents who got stuck in so-so school districts, like Redwood City or bad parts of San Jose, all send their kids to private schools, so the public schools in these district just stay bad. We are just talking about the west side here, if you venture to east bay, there are tons of REALLY bad public schools that will stay that way. It is not even worthwhile to have your kid become a valedictorian there, because Ivy Leagues don't usually accept kids from a school which has NEVER sent anybody to the college. You also need to worry about the kind of influence your kid will be getting from the bad schools.

Public school in the Bay Area is a mere reflection of the wealth distribution in this area. You have the rich people, and the poor people, we do have some middle class, but they are disappearing. So you either struggle to join the rank of the rich, or get stuck with the poor. It is hard to obtain an "average" educational experience here.

My wife who went to the "average" public schools here in the 80s will not send our kid back to the same "average" schools, because these presumably average schools have either deteriorated in quality or soared in competitiveness. She had a great time with her average schools, but that sort of experience cannot be replicated today.

201   skibum   2007 Jan 5, 7:32am  

The good news is that a lot of this phenomenon is due to the echo boom demographics. Being Gen-X, I was lucky enough to have applied to college near a population nadir. The Bay Area, specifically Cupertino and similar towns have the added effect of educated and competitive immigrants from countries where incessant testing, studying and cramming pretty much define childhood. I would never have my children grow up in such an environment.

202   MtViewRenter   2007 Jan 5, 7:32am  

eburbed:

You forgot Cal Tech. So yeah, that's 4 top schools on the west coast. Maybe that's why it's so competitive here? I don't know...

When I was applying to college. Just in the Boston area, we had BU, BC, Tufts, Harvard, MIT in the top 25. Brandeis and Northeastern were also ranked relatively high.

203   e   2007 Jan 5, 7:34am  

The problem of Bay Area is, there are either the good schools, or the bad schools, very few so-so schools in between that can replicate the experience of an average HS kid in middle America, or elsewhere America.

By average HS kid in middle America, do you mean "HS Football is the most important thing in my life"? :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_Night_Lights

204   skibum   2007 Jan 5, 7:34am  

OO,

One point to add - the "reflection of wealth" breaks down in some ultra-wealthy enclaves, like Woodside, Portola Valley. Good K-8, but lousy HS's. Generally these folks all send their kids to private schools.

205   HARM   2007 Jan 5, 7:37am  

So better start getting ready to be cut throat and as money/power hungry as possible.

If my only "options" in life as dictated by the powers-that-be are: a) try to become a high-rolling back-stabbing greedbag CEO, or b) scraping bubble gum off the floor of run-down movie theater 'til I'm 70, then my choice is NEITHER.

Luckily, there are still some other alternatives out there, some of which don't even center around illegal activities. The key thing to me is to be flexible & open-minded in shifting careers, stay out of (unmanageable) debt and LIVE BELOW YOUR MEANS.

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